The Medical Science of House, MD Chat
Conducted on Thursday
21st December 2006 at 8.00pm EST
Attendees –
Andrew Holtz
lauradugan
Gothic_Phantom
sparsons
michelle ann
Pip
tantrums
goodship_a_k
Emily
PamelaJaye
dreamer
jaew
[lauradugan] I'm Laura, most of you know me as the
substitute ListMom for House_MD
- or the one who puts the smack down when people act up.
Well, Pip is really the muscle.
[Pip] I was just going to say...
[lauradugan] But tonight we have a very special opportunity to chat with Andrew
Holtz, author of The Medical Science of House, MD. Andrew Holtz, MPH, is a
health journalist with an MPH. He is here today to share his medical expertise
and to help clarify what on “House” is medical fact and what is medical
fiction. Our first question comes from Veronica (aka Pip), in Lake Placid, New
York - “There
seems to be a general feeling that the writers have taken more creative license
with the medical aspect of the show in the second two seasons than in the
first. What's your take on the accuracy
of the medicine in the latter episodes of House”
[Andrew Holtz] First...
thanks for the opportunity to connect with some of the fans of House, and for
the work you do maintaining the group. Now to your
question... I'm sure the writers have to keep pushing harder and harder
to maintain the high level of excitement and entertainment the show is known
for but I don't think they've abandoned their efforts to maintain at least a
reasonable connection with medical reality. The show has never been 100%
accurate in every details but I think they are still staying just this side of “sci-fi”
[Pip]
Thanks, Andrew
[lauradugan] Our second question comes from Michelle – “What was the inspiration/reason for writing
the book?”
[Andrew Holtz] You
were.
[lauradugan] I'm flattered. ![]()
[Andrew Holtz] Really...
it was the interest of fans that sparked the idea
[lauradugan] (I had to)
[michelle ann] Awww shucks ..
thanks
[Pip]
You'll have to excuse
Laura...she thinks she's witty. ![]()
[michelle ann] *blush*
[Andrew Holtz] The
publisher,
[sparsons] But now you are hooked just like we
are?
[lauradugan] When did you start watching regularly?
[Andrew Holtz] It was
near the start of the second season. Fortunately the DVD of season 1 had just
come out, so I was able to go back and see the episodes I'd missed and then I
started digging into the medicine of each episode
[lauradugan] Our next question comes from me, in
[Andrew Holtz] Never. Never. Never! That's
one of the things that's really just made up.
[lauradugan] Well, that was emphatic enough!
[Pip]
I would also have the
same question about them running their own labs.
[Andrew Holtz] Physicians
wouldn't check out a home, but epidemiologists and other public health investigators
might if they were investigating a disease outbreak. I think the episode in
which a home search at least made some sense was the one in which a couple of
high school students showed up sick at about the same time and then they went
looking for a link between the two
[lauradugan] As Pip said, - “the “ducklings” - Cameron, Chase, and Foreman - often run their
own labs. Is this typical?”
[michelle ann] The toxic jeans episode
[Andrew Holtz] But in
the real world it would be a public health investigator who would question the
family and maybe look in the home. As for the lab... again,
nope. Doesn't happen in reality. Physicians do
work in labs, but they are specialists. In fact in most cases now, federal law
requires anyone doing lab tests to get annual certification, so a doctor who is
seeing patients just wouldn't have time to stay up on all the latest tests
[lauradugan]
[Andrew Holtz] You
guys are really good at spotting the places where the writers stretch reality
[lauradugan] That was kind. We usually just call ourselves anal.
[Andrew Holtz] In the
real world, Cuddy and the other physicians would have intervened. About 10% of
physicians run into substance abuse problems just like other human beings and
there are now very strict rules. The hospital would get into huge problems if
they let a physician continue to practice if there were suspicion of impairment
BUT... that doesn't mean chronic use of painkillers is banned. The proper use
of pain medication is fine, but it probably wouldn't be Vicodin because it is a
short acting pain killer and the peaks and valleys of pain control would be a
problem for most people
[lauradugan] I believe in your book it was mentioned Vicodin can be taken about
every 3 hours? Which would explain House's incessant pill
popping.
[Andrew Holtz] Yes...
it doesn't last a long time so one pain expert I interviewed said it wouldn't
be her choice for long term control. I have interviewed people who have chronic
pain and are on powerful pain killers and they can function well, if the dose
is right. I'd guess that in the real world with House's extreme pain they might
consider a pump that slowly drips an opiate into his system thus keeping things
nice and level.
[lauradugan] Pam, in
[Andrew Holtz] Yes. For
the book I interviewed a physician at Vanderbilit in
[PamelaJaye]
(That was “from” ![]()
[Andrew Holtz] but I
think is dealt with better now... though not perfectly
[lauradugan] (My bad... Pam, *in denial*)
[PamelaJaye]
![]()
[lauradugan] Michelle would like to know – “Is the pain gating mechanism as effective as House made it
seem when he broke his hand and then cut himself? Or is it more complicated
then that?”
[Andrew Holtz] Actually,
I haven't looked into that phenomenon closely so I can't offer a solid answer
without checking around a bit more. Sorry.
[lauradugan] That's just fine!
[michelle ann] No worries.. was
just curious.. I guess that is what google is for .. thanks
[Andrew Holtz] Actually
yes, Google is a great place to start and then there are some really good
online resources from the National Library of Medicine.
[michelle ann] Great.. I will look around -
thanks
[lauradugan] And PubMed - but for most of those articles,
I think you need a subscription. Karen from
[Andrew Holtz] OK.
You got me again. I haven't checked all the details of recent cases. I'm
interested in the ketamine but don't have a firm answer.
[michelle ann] We are an anal bunch
[lauradugan] Tantrums would like to know about House's actual muscle death in his
leg – “With the
amount of muscle removed, how could House run again as he did in the start of
season 3? Is it just a pain problem that necessitates the use of the cane then?”
[Andrew Holtz] Oh...
to jump back a bit regarding online medical articles... often your local
library will have a subscription to some databases and you may be able to log
on from home using your library card number.
[PamelaJaye]
Karen - There is an
article online regarding ketamine and a teen girl with..
I think it's reflexive sympathetic dystrophy?
[michelle ann] Great I will look into that
[goodship_a_k] Thanks Pamela
[Andrew Holtz] I've
talked to patients with reflexive sympathetic problems and it really is hard on
them. As for House running... I'd want to talk to a
physician who has worked with such cases before saying for sure... but I can
guess that if his main problem is pain, that he might be able to function
better when he's feeling good. Though, like with many cases on House and other
shows... time is compressed. So a recovery that takes many months or years
happens almost instantly on TV.
[lauradugan] Speaking of... Michelle would like to know: “In reality how long would it take for all the
tests to be run and results analyzed in a typical episode?”
[Andrew Holtz] A loooooong time. There was one test for sarcoidosis that Cameron ordered. The results seemed to come back within a couple of hours but in reality
that test takes four to six WEEKS!
[lauradugan] They do love sarcoidosis
[Andrew Holtz] Yes...
[michelle ann] Wow.. that
is a long time.. what makes it take so long?
[Andrew Holtz] The
test requires a cell culture to grow, I think... though I'd have to check the
details. Speaking of sarcoidosis
[michelle ann] And you can't rush that.
[Andrew Holtz] And
lupus and paraneoplastic syndrome and some of the other common suspects... I think they come up so often because they actually
do masquerade as different problems
[PamelaJaye]
The lost and lamented vasculitis...
[Andrew Holtz] Or
have a wide variety of symptoms so that it can be hard to rule them out
[lauradugan] (quack... quack... vasculitis) Pam, *in denial* (spelled
[Andrew Holtz] Well,
the whole arrangement between House and the cottages is odd. In the real world
you don't have a sort of ‘strike force’ for weird cases. So I guess they can
make up what they want about the length of a fellowship in the real world... I
think most docs would kill for the luxury of treating one patient at a time
[lauradugan] dreamer wants to know, “In the episode “All In” (recap at http://www.fox.com/house/recaps/217.htm)
it seemed that the disease hid itself, so to speak. How is that possible?” (All
In was the one with House gambling and the old patient
that died... and the young patient with the same symptoms. So basic and non descriptive
summary, but..)
[dreamer] The disease was erdheim
[Andrew Holtz] I
haven't talked to any docs specifically about that case. What I do remember
about “All In” is that it showed off House's memory for detail. So he linked a
case from a dozen years earlier with a new one. That's the kind of memory and
observational skills that a good physician puts to use. It also points out why
computers are taking a bigger role in diagnosis. They can remember everything and
link a new case to similar features seen in odd cases from anywhere in the
world.
[dreamer] Thanks Andrew ![]()
[lauradugan]
[Andrew Holtz] That's
one of the other un-real things about the show... The doctors are rarely seen
consulting computerized diagnostic aids. Actually... I
don't know if the effect is positive... I think in some ways the show might
raise expectations
[PamelaJaye]
Are those hand held
aids, on internet searches?
[Andrew Holtz] And
leave patients frustrated when their real world docs can't find the right
answers. Many, many cases in the real world are never solved or are only
figured out during an autopsy. In fact, when I was researching the book... many
of the cases that looked like episodes of the show were based on autopsy reports.
Back to the handlhelds... Yes,
docs are using them more and more. I loaded one called Marck
Medicus on my PDA
[lauradugan] (In part due to an initiative by Pres. Bush to have all doctor's
offices electronic by 2010 - and in part due to funding by Medicare to get
certain physician practices electronic by 2008)
[Andrew Holtz] And it
provided the solution to the second episode almost instantly.
[PamelaJaye]
On TV I've only seen
one once, several season ago, on ER
[Andrew Holtz] I
remember hearing a speech from a leading health care expert that compared the
way doctors work to how other businesses worked a hundred years ago. It's going
to take some time to get medicine entirely into the computer age, but it is
happening.
[lauradugan] (slowly) Back to the lupus, this question is
from me.... “why is it so often a result of differential diagnosis? Common symptoms? Funny name?”
[Andrew Holtz] I
think lupus is a favorite because it can be hard to diagnose and the symptoms
may vary a great deal between patients. I think in the real world a lot of
people with lupus went a long time getting incorrect diagnoses, so doctors
trying to look for unusual causes of certain symptoms would want to keeping something like lupus in mind
[PamelaJaye]
As for doctors who
don't know what people ‘have’-- nope. I’m used to it.
[lauradugan] Similar to fibromyalgia? Which is never mentioned... yet
they seem to be cousins, symptom-wise.
[Andrew Holtz] Yes,
fibromyalgia is another example of something patients really suffer from... but
doctors have a hard time working with.
[lauradugan] (Tell me about it!)
[Andrew Holtz] In
part because the symptoms come and go and change also... If there isn't a 'cure'... then docs may
have a hard time dealing with something.
[lauradugan] Pam, in a river in Egypt, wants to know “Why did the standstill in Autopsy take only 2
minutes on House, while it took 45 minutes on Grey's and 30 minutes on 3 lbs?”
(the one where they drained her blood and stopped her
heart)
[Andrew Holtz] I
suspect that's an example of the liberty writers take with TIME. They stretch
and compress things to suit the pace of their show. I did read up on real world
examples, but I'd have to check my notes to see
about the duration of the procedures
[PamelaJaye] Okay, how long can they stop your heart and
drain your blood (and freeze you) before something bad happens, actually
[lauradugan] (She's planning an experiment)
[PamelaJaye] You really are evil, you know
that? ![]()
[lauradugan] Yes
[Andrew Holtz] Well
some 'drowning' victims have been revived after a half hour or so underwater...
I seem to recall if they were in very cold water. Now they may have some
neurological problems, but at low temperatures,
cells can hold up without blood far longer than the 4 to 8 minutes that you
have at room temperature
[PamelaJaye] When is Andrew writing the book on
Grey's Anatomy
(he can research the statistics of medical
providers having ..um... stuff in closets)
[lauradugan] Speaking of neurological problems... “on ‘House’ they
seem to crack open a skull every other week or so. Is exploratory (as it often
is on ‘House’) neurosurgery really that common?”
[Andrew Holtz] They
probably just can't resist the 'ick' factor that
drilling through the skull triggers in many viewers.
[PamelaJaye] Well, for that, needles in the eye
is better (for ick)
[lauradugan] Thanks for reminding me of that visual, Pam
[Andrew Holtz] yeah...
the eye needle was a classic... both times
[PamelaJaye] Sowwy. Jay will be sad he's
not here
[lauradugan] Is that really done?
[Andrew Holtz] I did
talk to a doctor who has done that eye needle biopsy... but he says it's rare because
there are usually other ways to get the info. As for brain surgery... there is
a lot of it and one of the really interesting things to me is that patients
often are really awake and talking during the procedures. There are no pain
sensors inside the brain, so you just need to numb the scalp and then because
brain surgery can be dangerous. It's good to have the patient awake, so the
surgeon knows he/she is doing okay.
[PamelaJaye] Like when they do DBS?
[lauradugan] But you still hear the saw... Karen, who doesn't deny being in
[Andrew Holtz] yup...
that's another one I haven't checked into. People do come out of semi-conscious
states sometimes.
[PamelaJaye] Didn't you know we'd be a “tough room” ![]()
[lauradugan] And nice mention of the “semi-conscious state”, House ![]()
[Andrew Holtz] But
I'm not sure about how often someone has been woken up so dramatically from being familiar with the show and the writer...
I'm guessing they were able to find at least one case that was at least
reasonably close.
[lauradugan] Again, from Laura, here in PA's lovely capital, “What moment, if any, stands out for you as
being the most medically incorrect?”
[Andrew Holtz] There
are so many to choose from. ha ha.
I tend to focus more on the ethical and legal issues as being fantasy. But in “Sex
Kills: 2-14”, much of the plot was based on the
premise that a potential organ donor wouldn't be used if she was infected with
hepatitis and that's just wrong. Organs with hepatitis and other infections are
used all the time. Not because they are perfect, but because there is such a
shortage. Given the choice between dying in days or
probably developing a chronic infection many patients would opt to accept an
infected organ. In fact I read a number of medical articles about the proper “treatment”
of potential donors that is intended to get the organs in the best possible
condition.
[PamelaJaye] How about rabies? (that was a plot on Scrubs -- donor died of rabies)
[lauradugan] Really...
[Andrew Holtz] I
don't recall a rabies example. HIV is a no-no, but organs with hepatitis are
used.
[lauradugan] From Michelle – “In Maternity they
had to 'experiment' on the babies knowing one would die..
in real life is that possible? I would guess there is
more stringant control of medical protocols.”
[Andrew Holtz] Well,
you can't do an experiment that you know will harm someone, but there might be
a situation where you would do something that might be harmful as long as there
was at least an equal chance it would help.
[lauradugan] Again, from Michelle – “Do you think there is an effort to compile information from
the autopsies and presenting problems to build in a diagnostic data base that
could be accessed world wide?”
[Andrew Holtz] I
can't think of an example right now that's like the one you are talking about, but
the whole nature of experiments is that no one knows whether the benefit will
outweigh the harm and in an emergency, some things are allowed that would not
be considered if you have time to try something else.
[lauradugan] (We're going to wrap up in about 15 minutes. If you have questions for
Andrew, please instant message me.)
[Andrew Holtz] Actually...
you know new treatments are often first tried on people who have no real hope
of recovery
[michelle ann] *nod* .. I thought it was an
interesting episode b/c of the ethics
[Andrew Holtz] Not
because they are hoping for a miracle, but because something may be learned
that could help someone else in the future... and a dying patient doesn't have
much to lose... to put it brutally.
[michelle ann] That is interesting.. and it makes sense.. thanks
[lauradugan]
Was there ever a case that, for you, had an
extremely surprising diagnosis? The rarest of the rare?
A spotted zebra, if you will? (a “zebra” is medical lingo for
the cases House gets - those outside the traditions of medicine - from the
expression, and I'm paraphrasing (badly) here, “if you hear hoof beats, don't
think of a zebra, think of a horse”
[PamelaJaye] (Mac said the original quote was “don't
forget to look for zebras”)
[lauradugan] (I said paraphrased badly)
[PamelaJaye] (Yes but you paraphrased it just
the same way everyone does
)
[Andrew Holtz] Well,
since I'm not a physician... I'm often surprised by the final diagnosis. What
surprised me when I looked into the show was how easily (some more than others)
I could find real cases that had some parts of episodes of the show. Really
weird things really do happen
[michelle ann] That must be a testament to those who research for the
show
[PamelaJaye] (my point
was Mac said everyone had it backwards) Well, so far, no one’s been set on fire
by a Bovey during surgery...
[Andrew Holtz] But of
course they don't all happen at one hospital. They've boiled down the weirdest
cases from around the world. And as for zebras, medical students are routinely
cautioned not to expect to see zebras. But then a good physician also has to
keep the possibility in mind because every now and then... it IS a zebra.
[lauradugan] From Pam, “Is
[PamelaJaye] (Who is not from *anywhere*
anymore..
)
[Andrew Holtz] That
was mean... although I can understand how
[michelle ann] You are universal Pam
[lauradugan] (I've just run out of material)
[PamelaJaye] I’ve stumped Laura!
[Pip]
You HAD material?
[Andrew Holtz] Just
speculating... I think that if House were harmed by being left there... then
yes, it’s possible
[lauradugan] From Michelle: “Clinic patients - are there less medical liberties taken
for those cases.. are they
more real?”
[Andrew Holtz] Yes,
the clinic is a small window into the normal world and even House acts
differently here.
[michelle ann] *giggles* How so?
[Andrew Holtz] He
immediately assumes the common thing... and he's almost always right. What's
really weird about House's main patients is that they are almost all between 15
and 40, those are the years when people are least likely to have sudden medical
problems.
[PamelaJaye] That *is* odd...
[Andrew Holtz] Hospitals
are really filled with the very young, the very old, and people with chronic
diseases
[PamelaJaye] (the
assuming the common. for him) (AKA -- good point)
[Andrew Holtz] Their case
may be tough, but not at all surprising
[lauradugan] From Pam, in the land of milk, honey, and Carl Hiaasen – “Did you do a
press tour for your book? Why or why not?”
[Andrew Holtz] I
haven't done a tour. The fact is that publishing is a tough business, so they
tend to spend the marketing money on the really big books.
[PamelaJaye] Ah
[Andrew Holtz] And
you know... in the case of House... I think the number of fans connected to
groups like yours means it isn't as important to travel around in person,
because “word of mouth” now spreads by e-mail and group messages
[Pip]
You're acting like
this book is in a niche market or something... ![]()
[PamelaJaye] ...they don't even advertise it
during the show
[lauradugan] We're a niche, all right...
[Andrew Holtz] Naturally,
I'd love to have top the best seller list
[PamelaJaye] Gee, Pip, we're a niche?
[Andrew Holtz] But
you have more to say about that than I do
[lauradugan] (you and Pip sure are, Pam) we'll do our best!
[michelle ann] I am sure it is on many holiday gift lists
[lauradugan] Two more questions
[Andrew Holtz] I
haven't seen solid sales figures yet... but I think it's doing better than the
publisher expected
[PamelaJaye] When was it released?
[Andrew Holtz] They
recently ordered more copies to be printed... so that's encouraging. The book
came out at the beginning of October
[lauradugan] From Michelle - “Are you planning
another book for the later seasons?”
[PamelaJaye] Ken Jennings actually started a
blog to promote his book. It's an idea...
[Andrew Holtz] We
haven't talked about following up with another book on House
[PamelaJaye] (Blog is great and I *will* get to
his book. Jay has it now)
[Andrew Holtz] Well,
see... it all depends on the sales of this one
[lauradugan] Final question – “What do you think makes House such an extraordinary
diagnostician? Experience? Perception
and observation skills? Luck?”
[Andrew Holtz] The
easy answer is all of the above but I think his greatest skill is being able to change his mind. He often gets an
argument when he suddenly changes direction but in reality one of the hardest
things for a person to do is to give up on a pet theory, even when facts change.
House follows the facts wherever they lead and when he makes a mistake or sees
something new he doesn't hesitate to spin around and run a new direction
[PamelaJaye] That's a really good
answer/insight
[michelle ann] Or limp
[Pip]
Hee
[lauradugan] Ha
[Andrew Holtz]
[PamelaJaye] Evil Michelle
[lauradugan] Does anyone have anything else they'd like to ask Andrew?
[michelle ann] *halo*
[dreamer] I'd like to thank him for his time ![]()
[michelle ann] This has been wonderful - thanks for your time.. I really appreciate it
[Pip] Yes, thanks so much Andrew.
[Andrew Holtz] Thank
you!
[PamelaJaye] Yes, longer than most chats! Thank
you
[sparsons] Thanks for the insights and
information!
[Pip]
*Virtual round of
applause*
[PamelaJaye] *clap, clap*
[dreamer] This has been very interesting ![]()
[tantrums] Thank you!
[Andrew Holtz] Of
course... please tell everyone you know get the book!
[lauradugan] Andrew, thank you very much for chatting with us. We wish you all the best luck with
your book.
[michelle ann] I will be pimping in my Live Journal tomorrow
[lauradugan] Hehe
[Andrew Holtz] great!
[PamelaJaye] “suck up!”
[michelle ann] *ponts to halo*
[PamelaJaye] A dyslexic angel!
[lauradugan] We will have a transcript of this chat posted to our Yahoo groups page in a few days
[PamelaJaye] And thanks to whosever room this
is!
[michelle ann]
[lauradugan]
[michelle ann] Yes thanks
[Andrew Holtz] Yes. Thanks
to the room owner
[Gothic_Phantom] You're welcome
And I'll work on
getting the transcript done in the next day or so for you all.
[dreamer] Andrew, I hope you'll come back and chat with us again sometime ![]()
[Andrew Holtz] Certainly
[PamelaJaye] After he studies up on the stuff
he didn't know ![]()
[Andrew Holtz] Got
that right!
[PamelaJaye] Don't mind me, I’m a smartass ![]()
[lauradugan] Hey, we're a tough crowd
[dreamer] Yeah! a follow-up chat, ![]()
[Andrew Holtz] I'll
start researching ketamine tonight
[goodship_a_k] Yeah!
[dreamer] Cool ![]()
[PamelaJaye] And Anne and Amy aren't even
here...
[Pip] Great! There'll be a test at the
next chat.
[michelle ann] Essay test
[PamelaJaye] I researched it a little one day,
only found the RSD, but I don't speak medical so there was probably a lot
I skipped. http://www.rsdfoundation.org/en/Ana.htm
[lauradugan] Well, folks, Shannon was kind enough to lend
us the room for the evening. But I feel we ought to give it back. ![]()
[PamelaJaye] *clutches room and runs to corner*
Mine, mine! Okay
[Gothic_Phantom]
Don't make me get mad
Pam ![]()
[PamelaJaye] ![]()
[lauradugan] Really, I just kind of want to go to sleep. ![]()
[Pip] ![]()
[PamelaJaye] Works for me
[Pip] Good Night Everyone
[sparsons] Goodnight, good people!
[Pip] Thanks again Andrew
[PamelaJaye] Just have Pip beat us till we.. or that night all
[michelle ann] Bye look forward to transcript
bye
[lauradugan] Bye. Thank you, again, Andrew for your time. I really appreciate it.
[Andrew Holtz] You're
welcome.