++ If you have a girlfriend and would like to keep her, before you go drinking with the guys shut your cell phone off and give it to the designated driver. Not so much so she won't call you, but so you won't call her.

++ Sleep on your stomach if you've been drinking.

++ Before you go to bed when you're drunk, chug a big glass of water and eat a banana. If you don't like bananas then take a pill with potassium, and eat a package of soda crakers. The big glass of water is going to wake you up in about 3 hours to go take a pee. When you pee, chug another glass of water. You should wake up after about 6-8 hours with no hangover, works incredibly well.

++ Don’t ever ask a bartender to “hook you up.” It will make the bartender charge you more for calls and add mystery charges to your
tab.

++ Red Label Smirnoff Triple Distilled is 80 Proof, while Blue Label Smirnoff Triple distilled is 100 Proof. Generally the blue label has a stronger taste to it.

++ If you've been drinking or are planning on it and you know you're going to puke or you think you might, avoid all spicy food (from peppers to buffalo wings). They make puking much worse than it normally would be.

++ When you're given a cocktail napkin or coaster with an excessively wet drink (condensation), sprinkle salt on it. It will cease to lift up with your drink.


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