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JEN'S BABY & LILO SPLIT	DESPERATE SINGLE Jennifer Aniston has HATCHED a crazy plan to become a mom. Sources on her new flick, The Blaster, reckon that Jen has taken her role about a woman who turns to artificial insemination, to heart. Rumor has it that Aniston,now 40, is turning to Friends co-star David Schwimmer - to release his little 'swimmers' - and give her a bub! Seems the goss that former squeeze John Mayer had made Aniston preggers was BLOWN UP! Oh! in case we forget-arch rival Angelina Jolie is pregnant again with her and Brad's fourth biological child. Read our exclusive story of Aniston and Pitt's love story and bitter break-up... in this section. * LINDSAY LOHAN'S ex-lover Samantha Ronson has reportedly changed all the locks on the duo's former Hollywood love nest of six months. She has literally SHUT OUT loony Lindsay from her life! But,the angry young actress got on her social networking site and accused Ronson of being a CHEAT. Seems DJ Ronson has been 'playing away' - and that's not with vinyl discs. 'You broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you,' Lohan reportedly wrote to Ronson in her blog. See Lohan apes Marilyn in this section. * MADONNA,now the big 50, has been linked with some hunk named after a popular Christian leader. An ad campaign with the lad led to some wild embraces. Maybe the closest 'Mad' will get to heaven! What happened to the basketball/baseball (?) player she wanted to start an unlikely family with? (more on Madonna in this section). PARIS HILTON (boyfriendless as I write) and her sister Nicky & her beau HAVE HAD a spending spree - Downunder. Most of the Australian media were there to greet Paris when she and her entourage (and enough luggage to block the lifts at one of her Hilton hotels!) touched down at Melbourne airport. My former newspaper,the now Murdoch-owned Melbourne Herald-Sun, led the charge against Paris' spending excesses -in a fashionable part of the city. It was reported that she spent 15,000 bucks on dresses... in about 50 minutes. The paper contacted a poverty campaigner who,from memory, said the cash would be enough to feed an African village. But,the newspaper also splashed Hilton's fashion buys on its cover and other pages. Paris obviously didn't demand a fee from the News Ltd group. And the Herald-Sun staff photographer took loads of snaps of the blonde heiress, who I thought looked rather FETCHING in her leggy, low-cut summery apparel. She scrubbed up well in the photos (no doubt still on the net) - and seemed happy. Oldest newspaper trick in the book to knock a star for her or his seeming extravagance-but feature lots of pictures of what they bought. Could Paris be looking for an Australian retail outlet for her own fashion line? And,it is well-known she rather likes hunky Aussie guys. Watch this space. THE ROGUE REPORT was one of the first blogs to predict that Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage would end up - IN DIVORCE. IF YOU read this page you will see all the signs were there. Ritchie was PUBLICLY FED-UP with the CR*P surrounding his ex-wife's adoption of the Malawi child David. Not that he objected to the adoption - but the 'media circus' that accompanied his missus. Madonna appeared to live 'A SINGLE FANTASY' during the last years of their eight-year marriage. The fantasy excluded Ritchie who,from reports, was desperate to get out of the marriage ... which had lost touch with REALITY. Remember movie star Warren Beatty when he dated Madonna? He had exactly the same moan aout 'Mad' ... that the world revolved around HER. * LINDSAY LOHAN IS STEAMED UP about her latest venture - COPY-CATTING HER FAVORITE MOVIE STAR, screen siren Marilyn Monroe. Rogue previewed a dozen poses - some of them displaying the spectacular cleavage Ms Lohan has herself! The pictures,now available on the net, have met with mixed reviews. Some critics reckon Lindsay fails to re-create the pouting sensuality of Monroe. But, Rogue was impressed. No-one can ever emulate that special sex appeal Marilyn Monroe had, Rogue says. However, Lohan comes pretty close. Some of the shots are very sexy-and we think the shoot was a success,overall. Lindsay certainly put her BODY and soul into the project! Ironically,A GUST of wind just happened to blow up Lindsday's dress as she was walking down the red carpet - at the MTV movie awards. Very reminiscent of that famous movie moment in the 1955 Monroe flick Seven Year Itch where her dress was caught in a draught and revealed her stunning legs. LOHAN HAS RETURNED TO HOLLYWOOD - after three rehabs last year & a reported 'chill out' with her mom. HER FIRST ASSIGNMENT,as we have reported, was to pose NUDE - in a sensational re-creation of blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe's NOTORIOUS 1962 photo shoot where the star BARED ALL. Lindsay was relaxed as the cameras rolled. 'I was comfortable with it ( posing naked),' she told reporters. The 21-year-old singer-actress stressed she wanted to avoid the fate of Marilyn Monroe - who was only 15 years older than Lohan when she was shot in the BUFF. That's BUFF... not BUTT! (editor's note) - Sadly, it was to be Monroe's last time on a film set. She allegedy overdosed on a cocktail of drugs - not long after the 'shoot' in 1962 ( being pronounced dead in bed - at the too-young age of 36). Lohan said:'I sure as hell wouldn't let it (Marilyn Monroe's tragic drug death) happen to me.' * MEANWHILE, 'gal pal' Paris Hilton HAS SQUASHED rumors she's had a 'BOOB JOB.' The rumors started when Paris appeared at a Malibu beach in all her sunkissed glory-with her spectacular cleavage on full view! But,fans are still being asked to vote if the 'Ex-Con Heiress' has had breast implants on an online site! Said to be fed up with invasion of her privacy, Hilton has flogged her $5 million buck 1920s Spanish-style, Hollywood Hills mansion. Equipped with four bedrooms and as many bathrooms, it only took 10 days to sell. An ex-neighbor Cameron Diaz says she won't miss the noise made by 10 helicopters buzzing the mansion during Paris' famous house arrest saga. 'We all suffer when Paris suffers,' Diaz reportedly quipped. SHE may be seeking privacy-but Paris and her 'terrible twin' Lindsay Lohan seem to make the headlines daily-with their antics. ON the romantic front, Paris is said to be having a fling with a hunky Queensland fashion designer called Tyler,21. The bloke, however, upset the wealthy heiress by sending her up by wearing a blonde wig and sunnies on his My Space site. The cartoon, titled 'Who the F*** is Paris?, soon disappeared from his web page! ALTHOUGH they reportedly have had a stormy friendship, Lindsay Lohan is STILL PLANNING to star in a movie about Paris Hilton. Latest goss is that Britney Spears may also join the project,singing the soundtrack. Negotiations are underway with a major film company for the biopic, with Lohan playing the hotel heiress who spent 23 days in the slammer over a driving offence. Should be an action-packed flick! Lohan allegedly had a stand-up punch-up with Hilton at a Hollywood nightclub last year. Seems Paris didn't like Lindsay romancing her lover! Hope there are no traumas on set when Lohan films Hilton's jail stint. * CHARLIE'S ANGEL & now former Paris Hilton neighbor (!) CAMERON DIAZ HAS REPORTEDLY SPLIT with her long-time squeeze Justin Timberlake. Diaz has been seen on the arm of the 'Terror from Tinsel Town' John Mayer - a notorious Hollywood ladies' man. Mayer,as we've reported, is also said to be involved with Jennifer Aniston. Cam broke up with singer Timberlake in January - after nearly four years together. But, they were spotted not long after,cosying up to each other in West Hollywood whisky bars, and surfing in Malibu. Then,Diaz,34, was linked around St Valentine's - with an Oscar nominee with an unpronouncable name. Apparently she & this guy were reportedly really vibing together. But, the chemistry obviously evaporated! We'll keep you briefed on Cam, Justin - and Mayer's romantic interests. * KYLIE MINOGUE'S LOVER OF MANY YEARS, JASON DONOVAN, is set to spill the beans about the couple's relationship-in a startling book. Will Donovan reveal ALL about those steamy PASSIONATE days in BALI - walking and swimming with a REPORTEDLY SEMI-NAKED MINOGUE? Just keep watching this space AND- AFTER BRAVELY BATTLING BREAST CANCER, THE POP DIVA KYLIE WAS LOOKING FOWARD T0 MUCH-NEEDED HAPPINESS WITH HER NEW LOVER - 0livier Martinez. But Minogue's hoped for bliss ended dramatically in TEARS when the smooth-talking French playboy/actor CRUELLY DUMPED her. Minogue & Martinez were believed to have got BACK TOGETHER. But, tiny Kylie is now said to be smitten by a hunky male model who likes parading himself in tight-fitting swimwear.W Will this romance last? Will she go back to cheating Olivier? Read my background to the twists and turns in the songstress's stormy romantic life-and then make up your own mind. HERE'S the complete story compiled by our Hollywood correspondent Diane Christine - and Rogue in Australia... It was love at first sight when Kylie Minogue first laid eyes on French charmer Olivier Martinez five years ago-at a celebrity party. Martinez, a bit younger than 38-year-old Minogue, seized on the chance to advance his movie career. The lovebirds were photographed hand-in-hand - everywhere. But,then tragedy struck last year. Melbourne-born Minogue was diagnosed with breast cancer and opted to be treated in Paris-so she could be close to her French lover. Everything went well with her treatment. Minogue was declared fit enough to start touring & recording again - late in 2006. But, more heartbreak was awaiting her. A few days ago,while overseas, Minogue received a phone call which was to change her life again. It was from Martinez, who was in Los Angeles. According to Diane Christine and Rogue's sources, Martinez called Minogue to say he didn't love her anymore. A media report of the devastating incident reveals a friend's sentiments at the time. He (Martinez) dumped her - down a telephone line,' the friend said. 'He couldn't even do it face-to-face.' Family members and close friends comforted Minogue as she broke out into uncontrollable sobs. 'Kylie was in tears - she couldn't believe Martinez was running out on her,' a source said. After jilting Minogue on the phone, love rat Martinez then smiled & kissed a mystery brunette who was waiting for him. Cuddling each other,they were spotted heading off to a luxury Hollywood hotel. But, crafty Olivier Martinez immediately went into damage control. He released media statements along with Minogue that the split was 'amicable.' But a source said:'The real truth is-Martinez was no longer in love with Kylie.' He is said to have told his parents who were close to the couple:'We have been having a lot of rows. 'We've outgrown each other.' Despite the fresh heartbreak, Minogue is determined not to let it interfere with her life. She intends to continue touring and making records. * SONG AND DANCE MAN BOB DYLAN IS ROLLING STONE'S TOP CHART T0PPER. SEEMS the VETERAN BALLADEER HAS UNITED the Baby Boomers to Generation Y-ers - with his album MODERN TIMES. Yep, there's no flies on the old master. He knows when to produce a KILLER recording. The Red Hot Chilli's are at NO.2 with Stadium Arcadium. Sonic Youth regains ground from the old-timers with a hardly original titled Rather Ripped. GROUP, TV on the Radio, are in fourth spot with Return to Cookie Mountain,and Fishscale,no 5, with Ghostface Killa. * BECAUSE of reader demand, still keeping my exclusive background to the Pitts' baby downpage. Sure, it's old news-but you can recycle this stuff and people still don't know the difference! * DIDN'T take KATE HUDSON long to wipe away the tears - after her SHOCK split from rocker husband Chris Robinson, writes Diane Christine. I've noticed the increasing trend of actresses to marry wild rock stars. Perhaps it gives them rehearsal practice while not moving from the bedroom. Scenario:Wild rocker starts screaming while noting down two word lyrics, throws his guitar and amp around the bedroom and then proceeds to rampage through the marital home destoying everything in sight with head butts. The actress wife starts sobbing, then ranting and raging, suddenly bursting into manic laughter at the lunatic antics of her rampaging bull of a spouse, studies her facial gestures in the mirror -and then climbs back into bed for a frenzied sexual marathon. Sexy star Hudson, married to the Black Crowes singer for six years, is CRAZY about her You,Me and Dupree co-star Owen Wilson, famous so far for absolutely nothing. Rogue hears the loving couple have split. But you know Tinsel Town...they could well kiss and make up. I think maybe they have. Yet another Hollywood romantic saga. * IF KATIE TIRES OF TOM LIKE NICK, she won't leave the marriage - BROKE! The superstar couple have signed a MIND-BLOWING pre-nuptial agreement worth $52 MILLION BUCKS. On top of the deal, Katie (Holmes) is set to receive another $23.5 MIL if the couple marries and divorces. (See Tom bullied downpage). * HOLLYWOOD is STILL buzzing with rumors that legend Elizabeth Taylor is AT DEATH'S DOOR-but Liz is ONE TOUGH OLD BIRD! WATCHED a recent Entertainment Tonight report about Liz. Friends paid tribute to her amazing fight for survival. The actress,74, and star of hundreds of films, is reportedly suffering from heart complications. She reportedly can't move from bed in her Bel Air Californian home. Liz is inching closer to death each day - and she knows it, one confidante told a Tinsel Town magazine. She's not leaving a lot of money to her children. Elizabeth wants the bulk of her fortune to go to AIDS research. Taylor shot to superstardom at the tender age of 12 in National Velvet. Never in good heath,she survived eight marriages. She's expected to be buried next to her ex-husband Richard Burton in Switzerland. * TOM CRUISE has revealed in a SENSATIONAL REPORT that his dad and schoolmates-bullied him as a KID. It's the first time the movie superstar has spoken of his traumatic childhood. According to NineMsn, the 43-year-old actor described his father, Thomas Cruise Mapother 111, as a BULLY and a COWARD. Cruise continued:He was the kind of person where, if something goes wrong,they kick you. Cruise's parents divorced in 1974. The star recalls visiting his father in hospital where he was dying of cancer. He said:When I saw my father in pain, I thought,wow,what a lonely life. He was in his late 40s. It was sad. ABOUT bullying at school, Cruise says it left scars. He explained:So many times the big bully comes up - pushes me. Your heart's pounding, you sweat, and you feel like you are going to vomit..I don't like bullies. * BLONDE POP SENSATION Jessica Simpson has revealed that the split with her singer bubby Nick Lachey left her DEVASTATED. I was so MISERABLE towards the end of our relationship,she confessed. I don't know what happened to me...it was so strange. I just wasn't happy-and couldn't make anybody else hapy. But Simpson adopted the age-old line: We're still good friends - to describe her relations with Lachey. Jessica,25, said she still talked to hunky 32-year-old Lachey, who has just released a new single, every few days. They were married three years. But,the bust-up has given Jess a new-found freedom,she admits. I feel free,she says. I feel like I can do anything - and there's nobody to answer to but myself. The superstar wants to get rid of her image as a DITZY BLONDE. She is set publish a volume of poetry-she has been writing since she was 11. Simpson adds:It's a piece of my heart I want to share with fans. But Jess has to leave behind the poetic dream world behind - TO FACE harsh reality. Lachey, who co-starred with his wife in Newlyweds seen on TV here, is slugging her for a third of the $40 million Simpson earned last year. He also wants monthly payouts of $70,000 -as spousal support! Grasping lawyers reckon Lachey could win. Chris Judd has been awarded Hollywood's biggest MALIMONY (i.e. money for malicious marriages) payout so far - $20 million from his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez. (SEE Jess's sagging boobs saga- downpage) * BRAD, JEN & ANGELINA - THE REAL BEHIND-THE-SCENES' STORY (c roguereport 2009) BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie WED in secret...after meeting two years ago on a movie set. Pitt,42,and Jolie,30, first locked eyes on each other - while filming Mr and Mrs Smith. They appeared as married assasins -ordered to kill each other! But,as fate turned out, they FELL IN LOVE instead - in real life. It left Pitt's then-wife Jennifer Aniston SHATTERED. In fact, wags say she may even have considered re-enacting the storyline of Mr and Mrs Smith - during their bitter marital bust-up. WHILE BRAD LOVINGLY flirted with Angie, wife Aniston was DEEPLY HURTING over Brad's betrayal. A top Hollywood gossip sheet reported:'0N the fateful day,Saturday,January,14,06 - Brad Pitt didn't tell Jennifer Aniston that he was becoming a proud dad.' Jolie already had adopted children from poor Third World countries. Aniston knew this. But what she didn't know was that her rival Angelina Jolie had NOW decided to become a mother herself-and have her lover's baby. Friends said Aniston sank into DEEP DEPRESSION when told the news of Jolie's pregnancy to the man she adored. Their four-year marriage...was over. ANISTON'S co-stars from Friends rallied around to comfort her. One FRIENDS' actress even COLD SHOULDERED Brad when she accidentally bumped into him-at an A-List Hollywood party. Courteney Cox,who played the feisty Monica in the hit sitcom, REFUSED a drink from Jen's ex-hubby. Pitt reportedly looked as embarrassed as if he'd been stood up on a date! In a gossip item on NineMsn, the website quoted onlookers. One said:Cox's reply to Pitt's drink offer was an icy Thanks,but no thanks. The onlooker continued:Brad really got the brush-off. Courtney saw him making his way across the room and swivelled in her chair - to turn away. Brad went really red in the face. He had a few buddies with him - and Cox just made him look stupid. According to news agencies, the ex-Friends star Aniston reportedly BROKE DOWN during an interview with a glossy New York magazine-that may have asked her too many personal questions about Pitt. Aniston divorced movie hearthrob Brad in October- after an OFTEN STORMY 4-and-a-half years of marriage. The 36-year-old actress said media coverage and tabloid rumors about the break-up had deeply upset her - especially reports about her not wanting kids. I got upset about the magazine's article, she was quoted as saying. I got emotional ... because I hadn't sat down with an interviewer since this whole debacle began. She hotly denied she was a CRIER since the BRAD BUST-UP. But some insiders tell a different story. 'She cried all the time-during their bust-up,'one said. 'But,Jen's tough. She hid her tears from the public.' * WILDMAN ROCKER TOMMY LEE was TURNED DOWN AGAIN by ex-missus PAMELA ANDERSON - after yet another attempt at recomciliation, our Hollywood writer Diane Christine reveals. TOMMY was all set to REMARRY...well,at least that seems to be HIS version. We're STILL crazy in love, he says. PAMMY ,however, is more cautious. Who can blame her when Lee served four months in the slammer in 1998 - after kicking Anderson while she was holding their baby son,Dylan. The couple married in 1995 - and amid stormy scenes divorced the same year. Lee had two children with Anderson-Brandon,10,and Dylan,8. Pam, 39,then went on to form an attachment with another wildman rocker four years her junior - Kid Rock,35.
NICOLE'S FLICK FLOP & BOAT 'TERROR'	NICK KIDMAN and hubbie Keith may be enjoying parenthood - but the AUSSIE superstar's flicks The Invasion & Australia have 'DIED' at the U.S box office-according to Hollywood insiders. The sprawling epic Australia fared better Down Under - but the Yanks have seen this sort of romantic 'Dynasty' stuff -with a bit of wartime action thrown in-endlessly. Darwin,where the flick was partly set, was nearly wiped out by a cyclone 30 years ago. Some sick jokers said at the time that the city had Gone With the Wind! The movie will probably recoup its lavish production costs. But I found Kidman's starchy Pommy accent grating. She has played English women with more conviction in other films. Be interesting to see how much money the outback adventure yarn eventually makes. Don't think as much as Gone With the Wind. THE remake of the classic 1956 horror flick Invasion of the Body Snatchers, took ONLY six million bucks when it opened in North America. That's less than half what Nick was paid to make it - a reported $17 million. It will premiere Down Under on September 6. Not much luck for our Nicole,lately. She had her BUM PINCHED during filming of her latest flick Australia (the title at the moment). Seems some cheeky actor grabbed her behind! I actually had the pleasure once of following Ms Kidman's very shapely posterior up a flight of stairs at a Sydney showbiz launch once. But being a man of good manners-it was strictly hands off. Then,Nick, nearly came a cropper while sitting on the bow of a craft being steered around Darwin Harbour by veteran actor Bill Hunter. Bill,so the story goes, was on collision course with a large pearling ship docked in the water! In the movie,described as Crocodile Dundee meets Gone with the Wind, Kidman plays an English aristocrat who comes to Oz to check out a cattle ranch she owns. I'm afraid there is an ominous sense of deja vu about this movie,set in the 1930s. * BATTLING BRITISH pop star Robbie Williams seems to have come to terms with his drug habit after successful treatment in a US rehab clinic. Williams checked in for dependendency on prescription pills - such as pain killers and tranquillizers. It's a little known fact that Williams has battled with depression, alcohol & drugs since leaving boy band Take That in 1995. Williams has achieved sales of 65 million records in his pop career. But, he admitted in a British television documentary last year that he suffered from the ever-increasing mental illness Bipolar Mood Disorder, formerly known as manic depression. It involves a roller-coaster of permanent mood swings. He revealed in the TV doco that after appearing in front of 40,000 fans, he'd go back to his hotel bedroom,pull the duvet over his eyes- and refuse to see anyone. He found his usual 'props' such as cocaine and booze were failing to lift his mood. 'They just made me ill-so I started taking anti-depressants,' the singer said. Williams is believed to be at the exclusive Meadows drug dependency clinic in Arizona. He is banned alcohol and follows a '12-step' treatment program - used by sufferers of substance abuse, schizophrenia to heroin addiction. * THEY LASTED ONLY A YEAR. Jennifer Aniston,37, a year older than her lover VINCE VAUGHN, has reportedly called it quits. In fact, there's a new man in her life,we hear. But back to her disastrous bust-up with Vaughn... The couple had a fairytale engagement in Paris earlier this year. But, sources say Jen has GROWN TIRED of Vaughn - and still pines for Pitt. 'They will go their own ways soon,' a friend added. 'There will be no second marriage for Jennifer. Latest is that Aniston has a new man in her life. Watch this space. Aniston may get the last laugh...about Brad. The Pitts' marriage is allegedy in deep trouble,too-despite the advent of twins christened with rather eccentric names which aren't a hit with their fans, we hear. So what's going wrong? Pitt, renowned for his untidiness, is getting on home-loving mum Angie's nerves...especially with the twins around,too. 'Angelina is fed up picking up Brad's clothes flung all over the place,' a friend says.
'RUSTY'S' NEW MOVIE & JESS 'BOOBS' SAGA	AUSSIE SUPERSTAR Russell Crowe is in hot water again over his latest film called Nottingham. It is director Ridley Scott's retelling of the famous Robin Hood legend-but,this time, the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy. The sheriff (Crowe) evens gets involved in a threesome with the forest outlaw and Maid Marion! We hear Rusty hasn't liked the scripts and a British screenwriter is winging his way to LA to help out. Also, an overweight Crowe is to get a personal trainer. The role of the medieval British crime buster Nottingham requires considerable athleticism from Russ. So while the screenwriter works over the script, Crowe will be working out at the gym! * ROGUE IS STILL LOVING BELINDA EMMETT'S WONDERFUL 'POSTHUMOUS' ALBUM, 'SO I AM'. A HARD-BITTEN JOURNO OF 40 YEARS, I had a tear as I listened to all 12 tracks - especially one titled Deity. A very powerful song-made more poignant that the super-talented Belinda was taken from Aussies last year, aged only 32. She died from breast cancer. I HAD the good fortune to interview Belinda on several occasions. Although a top-rated soap star, our conversations always steered to her abiding passion - music. Belinda loved all sorts of music - but,especially, jazz. She was a terrific jazz singer,too. Sadly, she passed away mid-November,2006. Her grieving husband Rove McManus, who hosts the hit Rove Live on Network Ten, was also 32 - at the time of his wife's untimely death. They had only been married 18 months. The couple and their families supported The McGrath Foundation, which raises funds to place more breast care nurses throughout Australia. It was set up by recently retired cricket legend Glenn McGrath and his wife Jane, a breast cancer survivor. Belinda Emmett's album So I Am is downloadable through iTunes - at a reasonable cost. I predict it will be a huge seller...throughout 2008. * SPARE US HOLLYWOOD TV MOGULS, pleads my colleague Diane Christine, at what promises to be a OPRAH WINFREY-FILLED '08...now she's Tinsel Town's top-paid star (see Main Page). DC has had to put up with Ms Winfrey for years-during the day. NOW, the bad news. The mega-rich TV talk show host is moving to NIGHT. Industry rumor here has it that Winfrey will host two new shows-related to,what else, life-style issues. Watch Aussie TV networks go 'TROP0' trying to get the rights to the programs. * THE saga of Jessica Simpson's SAGGING BOOBS has again received a flurry of publicity in Tinsel Town, writes Diane Christine. Stop press:Jess has a new man in her life. More in our next edition. A gossip and pix sheet Celebslam.com splashed a most unflattering series of photos of the superstar. A bitchy columnist (not you DC!) writes:'It can be pretty overwhelming to see a 26-year-old whose breasts already sag down to her stomach'. My spies are saying the constant whispers and snide innuendo about Simpson's 'previous impressive chest' has deflated her ego-as much as her split with husband Nick Lachey. An internet sheet called Inside Hollywood, I understand, also spread the news (but not Jess's, er, famous assets) on its front page. The rumors started at a party. Onlookers remarked that the superstar's chest didn't quite measure up the way it used to ... in low-cut dresses and skimpy tops. An observer wrote:'Jessica's boobs looked definitely deflated after being squeezed into an ill-fitting orange satin dress.' The blonde 25-year-old singer-actress isn't amused by the 'sag gags,' however. Simpson says:'Mine are definitely real. 'At school my boobs were bigger than my friends - and I was afraid to show them...' In fact, Jess says her breasts are 'perkier than ever.' * TO BE CANDID, ROGUE has to admit Jessica's bra size has a certain appeal. But what this writer can't understand is the curiosity folk have in seeing stars with their new-born. Maybe it's a GAL thing, as they say. Inevitably, the baby is cute. If the bub wasn't, the Tinsel Town twits would head to the nearest infant modelling agency and hire one for a month or two! So,do the media know they are getting the real baby, or, if you'll excuse the expression,are just a bunch of SUCKERS-ready to snap away as long as the superstar parents are present! I hear canny businessman Tom Cruise has sold his baby rights to a magazine for a STAGGERING two million bucks. If you hadn't heard-it's a baby girl with a daffy name. Suri. I hear Suri can have many meanings including Sarah. Yep, Suri. You sure will be a money-spinner - in this celebrity baby boom. YET more RUMORS,not surpringly, are SWELLING about pregnant superstars. THE EXPECTANT STARS HAVE BEEN DUBBED the 'HOLLYWOOD BRAT PACK' !! JENNIFER LOPEZ has sparked rumors that she's pregnant after buying baby clothes. The singer/actress was spotted with her husband Marc Anthony buying items - including a nappy bag at a Hollwood store. Lopez split from heart-throb actor Ben Affleck in 2004. * AND,Hollwood superstar H0LLY HUNTER doesn't believe in doing things-by half. Holly has just had TWINS! The Oscar-winning Hunter,a first- time mom at 47, and partner Gordon MacDonald welcomed two happy and healthy bubs. Hunter,of course, won an Oscar for the quirky 1993 Kiwi flick The Piano, and was superb in Broadcast News and The Firm. One of Rogue's favorite actresses and a charming,intelligent lady to interview. NB:Holly is the second star in recent times to celebrate a multiple birth-with Julia Roberts, having twins in November 2004.
FIRST HER KIDS-NOW BRIT MAY LOSE HER PET DOGS	TROUBLED BRITNEY SPEARS may be VERY TEARFUL over the BITTER custody battle for her two kids - to her rapper ex-husband K-Fed. But, she may face a further LOSS - her three beloved dogs:Bit Bit, Lacy & London. A well-known animal welfare group reckons that 29-year-old K-Fed should take custody of the chihuahua,Maltese and Yorkshire Terrier. But it may not happen. When they were married K-Fed reportedly got fed up with Brit's chihuahua Lucky continually snapping at him! To matters more serious about My Space pal Britney. An LA family court allegedly says a monitor must be present everytime the chart-topping star (with her single Gimme More) is with the kids Sean Preston,2, and Jayden James, 1. My Hollywood spy Diane Christine tells me that Spears,25, is seriously going to make a determined effort to get clean another drug and alcohol rehab clinic. Well,at the time of going to press. DARK SECRETS have been surfacing that in her really naughty days the Gimme Gal was involved in a LESBIAN SEX ROMP - with a dancer at a Denmark hot spot. The two allegedy were seen dancing and giggling together at a Copenhagen gay bar. They later shared a taxi to Brit's hotel suite. Spears who still seems at the moment not to have come to grips with reality- was seen the other night in Beverly Hills downing champagne with a TV magician called Criss Angel. Angel hosts a wacko TV show,MindFreak, where he levitates, walks on water and saws contestants in half. not only COPING with drug problems as reported on this page. Now, the singer is the NEW VICTIM of a vicious vendetta by her ex-hubbie Kevin Federine,writes Diane Christine. FEDERLINE USED T0 REALLY 'HURT' SPEARS, adds Diane. THE glamor showbiz couple,not surprisingly, are NO MORE. Brit is allegedly telling friends she GOT sick of Kev's nasty taunts-and BIG-SPENDING habits. HER efforts to unite Kevin as a FAMILY -with their son Sean Preston and new child FAILED. But,as we reported up-page, Kev has hit back with a tell-all book about Spears. * Meanwhile,Madonna who is topping the charts again, has admitted her marriage has been in touble,too. I GOT MARRIED for all the wrong reasons-Madonna has revealed for the first time. My husband (Brit film-maker Guy Ritchie) did not turn out to be everything I imagined him to be. I JUST wanted to END everything. The 47-year-old singer makes these startling confessions in a new 2-hour MTV doco. Madonna continues:There is no such thing as the perfect soul-mate. If someone and you think they are perfect you have (sic) better run as fast as you can in the other direction. Your soul-mate is the person that pushes all your buttons. The person who p***es you off on a regular basis-and makes you face your s**t. It is not easy having a good marriage - but I don't want easy. Easy doesn't make you grow or think... Then, the reformed sex goddess revealed she and Ritchie sometimes rowed like cats and dogs. On one occasion she was so ANGRY with Ritchie, she couldn't speak to him for a long while-and cancelled a trip to Ireland with her director husband. She revealed she was CLOSE to divorcing Ritchie... around those times. However,the couple have survived the rows - and Madonna has just released a new DVD of her hit concert Confessions on the Dancefloor.
ROGUE'S SEXY VIDE0 GAL & SARAH MAC's AUSSIE TREAT	WE HAVE BEEN FLOODED with entrants for Rogue's Video Gal '09 CONTEST. Rogue is drawing up a list of the top five so far. They include the sexy Aussie singer Melany Moloney,Country and Western singer Sara Lynn, the gorgeous & talented Robyn Janelle - and the talented contemporary singer Noush Skaugen. ALL have MY SPACE web pages. We thank My Space for allowing us to promote the contest. Record company executives take a keen interest in the winner of the annual pop music award. Last year's winner was the lovely blonde singer Ann-Marita. The sexy,leggy blonde hails from the same town as Kylie Minogue - Melbourne,Australia. In fact, industry insiders are predicting that the young country, rock & blues singer is destined for Minogue-like stardom. Ann-Marita has released a HOT new album Intuition. The singer told Rogue she was 'thrilled' to win the award. 'It's great that you are giving singers so much support through the contest,' Ann-Marita added. You can see a super-sized color picture of Rogue's frontrunner Melany Moliney. Just go to: http://rogueminimus.blogspot.com We are STILL receiving entries for this year's Rogue Video Gal '09. If you think you've got what it takes, you can follow the contest at my MY SPACE website. Link:http://www.myspace.com/daveakarogue * SUPERSTAR SARAH McLACHLAN had a SURPRISE FOR HER MANY AUSSIE fans. Sarah sent me a charming pikkie of herself - for Rogue's My Space picture gallery. If you login to music.download.com (CNET),click on Sarah McLaughlin in artists, then click on Sarah's home page-what a treat is in store for you. At least 90-minutes of live concert material (free). While there you can read my alter ego, Davidjd's, review of the live Mirrorball concert. Thanks to Macca and CNET for making this wonderful material available. Fans can leave comments to about the concert on CNET. Some fans have contacted me to say they can't find the link to the Macca concert. Try clicking on Sarah McLachlan - Mirrorball Concert...on CNET (music.download.com) It was still up-last time I looked.
HUGH GRANT IN NEW ROW - OVER A CAN OF BAKED BEANS!	SPILLING THE 'BEANS' ON LOVE CHEATS RALPH (pronounced 'Rafe' as in 'Rake') FIENNES & HUGH GRANT! BOTH NAUGHTY LADS are in the headlines again- over sex scandals...and a CAN of Baked Beans! The latest is that British lightweight actor Grant chucked a tin of beans over a nosey paparazzo-outside his London love nest! Gee, I only thought Aussie cricket legend Shane Warne may be tempted to do that sort of thing...and with just cause, Rogue hastens to add. Readers don't need to be reminded that Warne has been door-stepped by the media over a few mobile sex calls! But don't get ideas Warnie-from Grant's nutty behavior! Rogue advises the cricketing legend. Then, KINKY FIENNES had a FINE OLD TIME in a Qantas airline LOO(!) - with a sexy flight attendant. The mile-high sex scandal happened on a recent flight from Australia to India. The randy Fiennes (star of the hit flick The English Patient),according to Yahoo!7 News took the busty blonde stewardess into the curtained-off crew area. The two began kissing and undressing. Scared they would be caught, the attendant led Fiennes to the lavatory - to continue their wild love making! The hot hostie,who was sacked by Qantas after the incident, said it was 'worth losing my job' from the airline - because 'Ralph is such a great lover.' IN OTHER NEWS, Hugh Grant,has reportedly split from stunning British heiress Jemima Khan,30, after a three-year relationship. Khan,once married to Pakistani cricketing superstar Imran Khan, broke with her husband when she met Grant in London. Sources say that Jemima,the mother of two sons, wanted children by Grant. But the smooth 44-year-old playboy/actor was not keen on fatherhood. Grant,once linked to ACTRESS LIZ ('Burly') HURLEY, was caught with his pants down,too - like Fiennes. Cops arrested the actor on an indecency charge - after having sleazy oral sex in a car lot with Hollywood hooker Divine Brown. * AUSSIE COUNTRY SUPERSTAR KEITH URBAN, who spent a 3-month stint in the Betty Ford Clinic recovering from booze addiction, is keen to record more albums and continue touring,we can confirm. The singer,married to actress Nicole Kidman, also is scheduled to take his show to the UK,Europe and the US. Urban denied any split with Kidman while he was in rehab ( he entered the Betty Ford Clinic, California, in October,2006). INSTEAD, he publicly thanked his wife for staying 'extraordinarily strong & loving' during his recovery from alcohol addiction. Nicole Kidman HAS THROWN DOWN the GAUNTLET to the PESTERING PAPARAZZI. OUR NICK hasn't been bothered SINCE she called the COPS to her NSW South Coast holiday home - to chuck out the media. But one persistent snaparazzi took no notice-and followed the gorgeous redhead and her hubbie Keith Urban. A STEAMING Kidman rolled down her car window and told the brain-dead photographer to 'F**K OFF.' G'd on Ya, Nick!
ERIC CLAPTON AT 'THE CROSSROADS'-	HAILED as the greatest white blues guitarist, ERIC CLAPTON is still producing those wailing notes after kicking off as a young unknown player in London more than 40 years ago. Eric ('slow-hand') Clapton,now in his 60s, is still WOW-WOWING thousands of fans with his breath-taking guitar licks in the US Crossroads Guitar Festival. The fretboard maestro WAS joined by other blues guitar luminaries, B.B.King, Buddy Guy, Jeff Beck & Steve Winwood. Clapton organised an 11-hour marathon Crossroads Festival -'for fun'. The musicians tore through their six-string salutes to the great blues classics - which naturally included Clapton's huge Cream hit Standing At the Crossroads - at a sell-out gig in Chicago the other night. This is the second festival - and cash from the DVDs will go towards Clapton's Caribbean drug and alcohol rehabilitation centre. The guitarist himself had a much-publicised struggle with drugs and booze. See more downpage. * BUDDHISTS Richard Gere & director Oliver Stone seem to be IN CONFLICT - over the sincerity of this noble religion/philosophy's spiritual path. GERE was pictured kissing and almost breaking the back of a Hindi movie star-in a display of public affection-in India. The Buddhist Eightfold Path stresses adherents pursue 'right conduct.' Dick was a guest on the subcontinent. Surely, he should have REALISED that his zeal with the flick star would have upset the Hindu Heirarchy. I HAVE much more respect for Oliver Stone's adoption of Buddhism. I interviewed Stone when he had just made Platoon-reflecting his own experiences as a Vietnam vet. Stone was obviously deeply traumatised by his time in Vietnam...so I was not surprised when he became a Buddhist. Meanwhile, Stone has made a hard-hitting TV commercial against the Iraq war. I understand Born on the 4th of July's author Ron Kovic and a US veteran of the conflict where at the commercial's launch. Better conduct by Stone than Gere, I would suggest. >RECOVERING drug addict and alcoholic ERIC CLAPTON refused to perform his controversial hit Cocaine when he got S0BER. Now, he's changed his mind. Clapton says it's really an anti-drug song about the lows of cocaine addiction. The singer-guitarist's band shout out 'Dirty Cocaine' during the song. * MEANWHILE, VETERAN of 40 years in the recording industry, Neil Young has released a powerful new anti-war album Living With War. Young raises the decibels in this very vocal PROTEST against the war in Iraq. One of the songs is the controversial Let's Impeach The President. Just to show he's not cashing in on Bush's dive in popularity because of the conflict, Young has put the album on the net. Rogue has listened to it several times so far. It's vintage Young,with acerbic lyrics, and a great rock sound. The singer recorded it in Los Angeles with the SUPPORT of a 100 studio musos. Young said after the recording:All stood up,cheered, just went wild. You can hear it on the record. Neil Young is coming to Australia - in 2009. I live in the sticks and Neil may have already toured Australian cities-but I am pretty sure I am still seeing adverts for his tour in the Aussie press. Rogue contacted Neil Young through his site on My Space. I told him I supported his peace stand. The next thing - I got a friendship photograph of Young,wearing a cowboy hat, sent to my site on My Space. I took notes of Young being interviewed on a US TV program - on his site. He didn't duck any questions-like: Do you think the album is unpatriotic? Young:No. I'm not concerned about that in the least. I feel like I'm exercising my democratic right of free speech... Red and Blue (a reference to the American flag) is not black and white. We're all together. It's a record about unification. Then the cruncher from the interviewer:The title of (one) song Let's Impeach the President is pretty strong? Young:Yeah-I think it is. (But) I think it's called for - and so do a lot of other people. Later Young says:We don't all have to believe in what our President believes...to be patriotic... I have a post 9/11 mentality ( referring to the destruction of New York's Twin Towers) - but it's just not the same as George Bush. Everybody needs a chance to say what they think,Young emphasised. If you are a My Space member (free membership) you can go straight to Neil Young's site and listen to album tracks. Otherwise, I suggest you click on Neil Young and Living With War album - on Google. Let's help this record to be heard in Australia-and the rest of the world. * Meanwhile, the once-reclusive star B0B DYLAN has now taken a job as a RADIO DJ. Bob insists he will be playing other folks' music-not his. But, Dylan's dynamic song Political World would give the global peace movement - huge impetus,too.
DIXIE CHICKS TO SPLIT, MADONNA SNUBS DOWNUNDER	ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE of showbiz goss, THE National Enquirer, the Dixie Chicks are HATCHING a plan to Split Up. The Enquirer predicts the split will take place after the recent Grammy Awards where the Dixies won three or four gongs. Creative tensions among the three gorgeous singers are said to be the main reason for the potential bust-up. Despite their Grammy success, sources say the Dixie Chicks still intend to call it quits. 'They are keen to spend more time with their families,' one said.
IT'S JOKE TIME - UNWIND WITH ROGUE'S FAVORITE GAGS	WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF ROGUE'S JOKE SECTION - THAN WITH THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT THAT BORN JOKER WACKO JACKO. MICHAEL JACKSON has been named AMERICA's biggest TWIT-in a popular American poll. He was crowned King of Fools for the fourth year running-in a leading US publication. The King of Pop, 48, won the DISHONOR - when spotted in Dubai (an Arab emirate) shopping in a market - wearing a veil, face mask and other Arabic woman's clothing! [Watch out for our next edition. We have an exclusive link to photographs of all Jacko's kids. Michael Jackson's Children Unmasked is our scoop photo spread. You won't want to miss it] Clown Cheney, the US vice-president, came second in the jokers' poll - after accidentally shooting his best mate while quail hunting. Tom Cruise,not surprisingly, was included,too - for leaping on TV talk show queen Oprah Winfrey's sofa while declaring his love for Katie Holmes. Socialite Paris Hilton was voted Queen of Jokers -because she's always putting her glamorous foot in events she attends. ROGUE'S JOKES SECTION. These gags tickled my funnybone. I hope they do the same to my readers. An Irish fella won big on the national lottery. He phoned the head office & asked when his winnings would arrive. They told him it would be at least three weeks before they could get the cheque out to him. 'Three weeks!' exclaimed the Irish fellow. '0h! to hell with that. 'Give me the dollar I paid for the ticket-back.' I like the latest gag from The Onion website- The news of his uncle's death was deleted by a man's spam filter! And this one,too: RAISING teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree! MELBOURNE TAXI DRIVER BAZ SENT ME ANOTHER JACKO JOKE. Janet and Michael Jackson decide to stay at home one night. Janet says to Michael:Shall we get a pizza and a video tonight? Michael:Yeah,okay, can we get Aladdin? Janet:No, just a pizza and video. * TW0 guys were discussing popular family trends on sex,marriage - and values. Stu said:I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,did you? Leroy replied:I'm not sure, what was her maiden name? * There's a guy called EMO who's a hot comic in the Excited States. An Emo joke: You know,at parties, people always ask:Where were you when Kennedy was shot? Well, I just say-sorry, I don't have - an alibi! * And,another Jacko Joke. It's from Rogue reader, Barry, a well-known Melbourne cabbie. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A:One is pale and scares kids. The other is a friendly ghost! Thanks Baz-you score a trip to Jacko's Neverland ranch. Some OLDIES-but GOODIES. From the lovable Pommy comic Tommy Cooper came this very funny one. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already! And from the equally popular bespectacled Brit Eric Morecambe: My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him,of course,he could - so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
MORE 'IRISH PEARLS'	THIS IS NO BLARNEY. Irishman Micky Moran CRACKED OPEN an AMAZING 30 OYSTERS in a little over 2 minutes-breaking previous world records. 'I didn't find any pearls-but the champers washed the oysters down - nicely,' Micky laughed. AND,from the ABC, came the news that an Irish jockey was celebrating after winning a race. At least,the rider thought he had won. But,imagine his amazement, when two other jockeys went flying past him. Seems the Irishman thought he had won the derby. But his victory was premature. He was still metres from the winning post! * And NOW to something completely different.. A bloke called Suresh Joachim has GOGGLE-BOXED his way into the Guinness Book of Records. Suresh sat in front of the telly,without even a PEE break!-for almost THREE days. Naturally, he watched plenty of LOONY TUNES in his world record breaking TV WATCH-A-THON. The exact time Suresh spent in front of the BOX? A MIND-BOGGLING 69 hours and 48 minutes. Rogue hears he now needs new EYE SOCKETS.
NEW LENNON TERROR	THE COPS still don't trust John lennon's brutal killer enough to release him. Word is they are still fearful of Mark David Chapman, now a self-confessed evangelist, after more than 36 years rotting in jail. Chapman has been denied bail for the fourth time. The reason given to a protesting Chapman. 'We still consider your crime to be of a bizarre nature.' * ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY-even though Johnny Rotten and the lads are now MIDDLE-AGED! LATEST antic is snubbing their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The honor at a dinner at New York's posh Waldorf Astoria, on March 13, made the working class lads very angry. They scrawled a refusal note which said, in part:Outside the sh*t system is a real SEX PISTOL. EVEN,Ozzie and Black Sabbbath were more gracious and accepted their induction into the hall of immortal rock fame. Watched the Sex Pistols on Yahoo the other night and ruined a bit of fabric. I unwisely had a drink in my hand! It was so funny that I regurgitated half the tin of drink...on my carpet. Guess those lads have that affect on one! JOHNNY and his fellow PISTOLS certainly seem to SNIFF out when things are ROTTEN in the state of the world! If you login to Yahoo!Music Videos Player you can view the PISTOLS Popped Culture Theater - a cartoon of the infamous PUNK ROCKERS designed,naturally,for ANIMANIACS! The host reminds me of the BOOZED British TV chat show bloke who the boys BOMBARDED with EXPLETIVES. The Yahoo preview I saw of the PISTOLS was aptly followed by a clip of band called DISTURBED singing a rocker called STRICKEN. HEAD-BANGERS JUDAS PRIEST mustn't be left out of the picture,too. They've got a release called Angel of Vengeance. Wonder if Rob and the lads will send it to world leaders.