Freds Tom Servo Theater…

<Josh and Yuki are sitting in the theater waiting for the showing to start>
Yuki: I still don’t get it.  What’s with your obsession with being in the theater a half hour before the movie starts?
Josh: So I happen to like getting the best seats in the house.  Call me obsessive.
Dave:<from behind Josh and Yuki> Obsessive.
Josh:GAAA!!  Where’d you come from?!
Izcer-2:The security offices, where else?
Josh:…

>Happy Ever After...?
>                       ==============

<Rune, in his human form seen in Roto, Shaya-Shalya and Auska walk into the theater.>
Shayla: Grrr... I let Makoto out of my sight for ONE moment and look what he does...
Rune: <sweatdrop> ::Thinks:: Why? Why did I bring these two of all people?
Auska: Oooohhh, a love story? Sounds romantic. I should have gone with Kaji...
Rune: Then why are you here with me???
Auska: Welll.... HewasgoingtoamoviewithMisato.
Rune: <Sighes> Why?
Shayla: What?
Rune: Nothing...
<They take their seats.>
Badcat: Hey!  I can't see!
Iczer: Here, you can use my shoulder.
Badcat: <glancing down after making sure that Iczer is looking elsewhere>
Nice view from here.
Dave: Grrrrrrr....
Josh:<to self> Let the lunacy begin!

>One story ends.. another begins.  There's always a day after.
>
>     An El Hazard/AMG crossover
>
>By Barry Cadwgan (bcadwgan@fl.net.au)

Rune: If I didn't know Barry better, I'd say that this was going to be a lemon...
Jazz:(clapping wildly) Ya-hoo.
Arshes, Felicia:*nod* @BAP

>Ah! My Goddess characters mentioned here are property of: Kosuke
>Fujishima  and El Hazard character are owned by Pioneer Entertainment.
>I merely like them enough to want to craft stories around them.

Shayla: NEARLY LIKE THEM ENOUGH??? YOU TAKE MY MAKOTO AWAY FROM ME AND YOU GO AROUND CLAIMING THAT YOU CAN BARELY STAND TO WRITE ABOUT US???
Rune: Please calm down Shayla...
Shayla: <Continues to rant>
Yuki:Owie…  <rubs ear> And I thought Kiddy and Katsumi squabbling could be loud…

>Fullsome thanks to my prereaders. TJ, Jussi, Richard, Skywise, Josh and Doug.
>Hope it's worthwhile!

Shayla: <Grabbing Josh by the throat> YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AN DIDN'T TELL ME???
<Shakes Josh Rapidly>
Josh:Gaak!  Urggg… Put… down… aack…
 

>Many stories begin with something going wrong.. this is not one of them.

Shalya: <still throttling Josh> Damnit...
Arshes: Where is the...conflict, I think is the word?
Jazz: Barry's good.  He'll spring something on you.
Felicia:(calmed down from the catnip high) Like you springing out of bed when I climbed in with you this morning?
Jazz:(mega-blush) FELICIA!!!
Arshes: Oh really??
Audience: SHHHH!!!
F,A,J: sorry.

>===================================================
>
>Morning.. present day.. Earth, Tokyo...

Dave : What, no postcode?

>Makoto Mizuhara lay on his futon with his eyes shut, listening to the
>birds greet the sun.

Jazz, Badcat:(bird like voices) Hello, sun.
Arshes:(booming voice) Hi birds.  What's up.
Felicia:(smacking her lips) Birds...yum.  Lunch.
Arshes, Jazz: *bigsweat*

>He turned his head slightly.. opening eyes to watch the sunlight filter
>into his small room..

Badcat: Solar filters.  All of the sunlight, none of the UV rays.  Only $4.95 per square foot.  By ACME.
Jazz:(moving his hands rapidly around Felicia's head in a box like shape) You ever feel like youaretrappedinsideaboxwithnowayofgettingout.
Felicia: (backing away in fright) meow....
Arshes: Jazz, leave her alone.
Jazz: Okay.(Stops with the boxed in imitation.  By this time however, Felicia is on the floor in fear, mewling pitifully.)
Jazz: Come on Feli-chan, I'm sorry.(Felicia hesitantly climbs back into her chair, definitely on edge.)
Iczer-2 : Why isn't he sleeping with Ifurita? I thought they were an item?
Dave : I don't know, maybe she won't let him wind her up..?
Iczer-2 : Are you sure Makoto is... normal...?
Dave : I'm not sure, he _did_ spend a lot of time on El-Hazard crossdressing. Maybe he got to like it, and Ifurita got fed up with him dressing in her underwear...?
Iczer-2: eeeewww...

>Makoto thought back over the last few months.. He'd finally managed to
>get his life back to something like normality.. he'd finished school..
>the coaching Fujisawa-sensai had run him through in El Hazard in the
>time it had taken to construct the gate he had used to rejoin Ifurita
>had helped there.

Rune: No thanks to Shayla or Nanami most likely...
Shayla: <finally dropping Josh>WHAT???
Rune: Nothing...
Josh:<gasping for breath>
Jazz: El Hazard drinking game.  Fujisawa refered to as sensei: one drink.  Fujisawa being a coach: two drinks.  Makoto working with alien technology: one drink.
A,F,J slam back their Mountain Dew two liters four times.

>He finally decided to get up, completed his morning ablutions and headed
>down to breakfast.
>
>He had brought enough gold back with him to buy a small, two bedroom
>flat and make some discrete investments, storing the bulk away.

Dave : Considering the price of housing in Tokyo, I hope his trolley didn't collapse under the weight...
Jazz:(Scrooge McDuck like) Where's me money bin?
Arshes, Felicia: *shrug* The Beagles got it.
Jazz: Not me #1 dime.
Auska: He brought enough gold back with him to buy that dump and make some discreet investments??? What an idiot... If I were him, I would be living in a mansion!
Shayla: If you were him, maybe you would have had the good sense to stay with ME?
Auska: WHAT??? You Ecchi HENTAI!!
Rune: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!
Auska and Shayla: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!

>Makoto stopped at the foot of the stairs, simply looking for a moment.

Arshes: How can someone "simply looking"??
Jazz; I think Barry might mean "pausing to look" but you never know.

>A woman sat on the floor mat looking out onto the small back garden, her
>legs curled up underneath her, hair simply tied back in an azure
>waterfall down the back of her dressing gown, more beautiful than most
>other women in a ball gown.   The beauty of a well crafted blade, which
>was appropriate.

Iczer-2 : That's a rather nice description
She looks over to Dave, then facefaults!
What are _you_ doing??
Dave looks up from where he's humming happily, while applying a large file to a phrase.
Dave : I like it, I'm just filing the serial number off before I stea.. er, use it...
Iczer-2 : .......

>Ifurita.

Shayla: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! <Firebolt bounces off of the protective forcefield around the screen.
Rune: Its no good, and remember, you wanted to see the movie.

>The most powerful of the Demon-gods of El Hazard.  An android
>super-weapon created by a lost civilisation.
>
>Ancient, vastly powerful, slayer of armies and destroyer of cities.

Badcat: Master of the dreaded blow-up-the-world technique...
Jazz: I'd hate to see her resume.
Arshes: No doubt.

>Crippled in body by the long ages she had slept, and in soul by memories
>of war and destruction.

A,J,F:*bow their heads, a single, grief-ridden tear roll down their
faces.*

>Feeling his gaze, Ifurita turned, a smile blossoming on her pale face
>"Good morning  Makoto.."

Auska: How sweet...
Shayla: Sweet my... <Grabs a nearby Sake bottle, pouring herself a glass.>
Yuki:<to Josh>Is this place _always _ like this?
Josh:<nod nod>

>"Good morning Ifurita." he felt his answering smile, sun to her moon..
>
>"You're early.. I haven't started on your breakfast yet."

Dave pokes Iczer-2.
Dave: See, _she_ makes him breakfast!
Iczer-2 glowers at Dave.
Iczer-2:I'm a Cthulu battle android. I don't _do_ breakfasts...!!
Dave : Well, I hope her breakfast routines weren't supplied by Microsoft...
Josh:<bursts out laughing, gets poked by Yuki>
Rune: A good deal... semiphenominal cosmic powers and she can cook too. Now THATS love for ya.
Shayla: <@Baps Rune repedly>
Rune-Pancake: Ouch...
Josh: <hands Rune a bicycle pump>
 
>"Today's a big day.  I wanted to make an early start."

Jazz: I will NOT make a comment about size.
Arshes: Why not?  It would be big of you to.
Jazz: Arshes, stop inserting things.
Felicia:(actually getting the nerve to speak up) Isn't that your job, Jazz-chan?
Jazz:(going wide eyed) *whimper*
Arshes:*pinching Jazz's cheek* You're cute when you whimper.
Josh:<sinking into seat, trying desperately to pretend he didn’t just hear that>

                        +++++

>School! Makoto snorted as he finished breakfast and rose to help her
>wash up..  still it had to be done.. he could not have returned to
>El-Hazard, although he had made friendships that he would treasure for
>the rest of his life.. he could not return.

Shayla: WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Dave : School? But he said earlier he's finished school..! Maybe he should call it somethiing different?
Iczer-2 : (mutters) Its probably her cooking, he hasn't recovered yet....

>He could not return because _she_ could not return.  Too much blood had
>been spilt for her to live peacefully there.. too much blood and too
>many terrible memories.
>
>A clean break.

Badcat: That'll teach you to daydream while washing the dishes.

>A fresh start.  She had earned it.  Ten thousand years of slavery, then
>ten thousand years of longing.  She had paid and paid and paid!

Jazz: Will that be check, cash, or charge?
Arshes: Do you take the MasterSlave Card?
Jazz: Of course...as long as you can prove you earned it.
Arshes: *Tackles Jazz*
Felicia: *looking at the duo*  Ar-chan, why you going down on Jazz??
Arshes, Jazz: *pause* O.O

>"I could fly you there.. it would be much safer and faster than that."
>
>"No.. No fl.." he answered

Dave : I'm Ifurita, fly me?
Iczer-2 : Bet she hasn't got a faa license...
Dave : And you do?
Iczer-2 : But I give you _much_ better in flight entertainment....
*smug look*
Dave : Ah...well, we won't go into that right now....

>She smiled as she interrupted "I remember.  No flying when there's
>anybody looking, no energy bolts, no.."

Rune: <Gruff Soldier voice.> The United States is a no smoking country. No smoking, No drinking, No Chocolate, No red meat, and No Sex, unless your married of course.
Auska: <Smashes Rune over the head> I HATE THAT MOVIE!! Although that guy is really cool...

>He put his hands on her shoulders, prelude to an embrace.. "A quiet
>life."

<Multiple energy bolts continue to bounce off of the force screen as Shayla-Shayla contines to scream in rage.>
Yuki:<ducking> This woman seriously needs to discover the joys of prozac… ]
Jazz: Ha.  Queit life??  With a beautiful animate??  Good luck.
Arshes: Could be worse.
Jazz: How?
Felicia: Nerima
Arshes Tomobiki
Felicia: Quagmire
Jazz: *throwing up his hands* Okay, you've proven your point.

                        +++++

>Makoto Mizuhara and Ifurita 'Robinson' got on his motorcycle and headed
>off for his first day at Nekomi Institute of Technology.

Rune: Barry couldn't come up with a better name than "Robinson?"
Josh: Not so subtle reference to the most bizarre epic lemon ever written(and maybe the _only _ epic lemon ever written).  There’s a second reference coming up next chapter… if you don’t get it by then, I’ll tell you.

>She deserved a chance.
>
>They deserved a chance..
>
>..A chance to live happily ever after.

Shayla: Fat chance of that... especially if I get my hands on them...
Arshes: Just like everyone...
Jazz: But unfortunately, real life doesn't offer that chance...
Felicia: Or the author in this case....I think I can see the conflict coming.
Jazz: (pirate mode) Arr, thar she be, two points off thar starboard bow.

                        +++++
>
>                        PART 1
>
>                FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Rune: I think this is going to be a good fic.
Auska: Thats the name of the first Chapter, not a quesiton, dumkof!
Rune: I knew that...
Josh:<snicker>

>Ifurita, wearing black leggings and enveloped in a large red jacket, sat
>on a blanket in the green outside the university administration
>building, basking in the thin winter sunlight, unaffected by the cool
>breeze.  She was watching the young humans mill around the booths of the
>various clubs and societies.
>
>Makoto was out there, she was tracking him.. feeling his heartbeat..
>hearing his tread.

Arshes: She bugged him??
Jazz: No, I think she has other means...
Felicia: Anou...

>She had been alone for so long she had difficulty coping with crowds.
>Despite his memories, she had not been ready for it.  Makoto had noticed
>her tension.  She was reacting to everything, everyone.. jitteringly
>overloaded with potential threats until finally he'd taken her to the
>park, away from the crowd, before she reacted the way she was designed.

Badcat: BLOOD!  GORE!  MAYHEM!!  DIEDIEDIE!!!  Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
<Notices everyone looking at him funny.>
Badcat: Er, sorry.
Shayla: See? At least I can cope with crowds!
Rune: <Glancing upwards> Why?
BOOMING VOICE: BECAUSE I HAVE A USE FOR YOU.

>"Concentrate on me.  Ignore all of them.. Only act if someone actually
>does something, and for kami-sama's sake don't kill anyone."

BOOMING VOICE: THERE SHALL BE NO DEATH.
Josh:Right!  Whoever the bloody hell that is, knock it off with the mike!

>Then they'd sat and he had held her until the shivering stopped.

Auska: Oh, how sweet. They make a cute couple, dont they Rune?
Rune: <Glancing at Shayla> Yeah, I would say so.
Jazz:(old man voice) Ain't it wonderful, Mabel, the kids nowadays...always  looking out for the ones they love.
Arshes: (old woman voice) That it is, Henry.  Remember when we used to do that?
Jazz: Yes ma'am.  I think it was cool day in April when I asked...What did I ask for?
Arshes: *malleting Jazz* Henry no baka.
Felicia:*looking confused* Anou...

>And so she was content to simply sit and watch the world go by for a
>little while.
>
>It was all so 'normal', or so her borrowed memories said.

Rune: Rule number 27. Nothing is normal. Especially around here.

<suddenly, there is an explosion in the back of the theater.  From a fresh hole in a wall, three figures enter, two of them are dressed in sailor fukus, one is in black armor.  The two fukued types are fighting together against the black armored one.>
Sailor Deimos:Give me back…
Sailor Phobos:My Snickers bar!
Nemesis:Resistance is futile. Your Snickers will be assimilated. <clobbers Deimos, Phobos pulls out a BFG and starts spraying>
Phobos:Eeek!  A borg!  <more hosage>
Josh:Christ on a crutch.  FIRE IN THE HOLE!<pulls out a large brown box, lobs it out the hole in the wall.
<for a moment, the brawl ceases, then the Sailors of Doom sniff the air at the same time.>
Phobos:Was that a
Deimos:BOX of Snickers bars?!
Nemisis: Yes.
<all bolt for the box, the brawl resumes and continues to demolish _other _ buildings.>
Yuki:Well, one things for certain, this place is never boring…

>She still wasn't sure what normal was, especially as it applied to her..
>but she was certain she would have fun finding out.
>
>Fun.. non-productive activity, not related to any Mission Objective.
>Purely for personal enjoyment, to feel 'good'.  It was strange, this
>'freedom'.

Jazz:(ominous voice) Mr. Phelps, your mission today.  Go out and have fun.  Remember, if you or any of your team is captured, we will deny any involvement.
Felicia: This message with self-destruct in five seconds.
Arshes: *chanting* Brain, brain dead...
Shayla: See? She cant even understand FUN!!!

>Freedom.  Of the gifts her Makoto had given her, she was not sure which
>she valued more, her freedom, or the awakening that had lead her to
>_want_ her freedom
>
>Awakening without freedom had been torture.. freedom without emotion
>would have lead to stagnation.. pointless.. purposeless..

Badcat: Plotless...

>Her freedom.. What was her Mission Objective now?  She did not know and
>the thought at once exhilarated and terrified her, but she knew she
>would enjoy finding out, with Makoto, and there was so much to..
>
>Her musing was interrupted by a pair of shadows..
>
>"Hello pretty lady.."

Jazz: (Warner-like) HEELLLLOOO NURSE!!!!!!!
Felicia, Arshes: Boys.  *nod* @BAP!

>She glanced up.. she had classified all humans as default friendly
>neutrals.. and dismissed them..
>
>"Mind if we join you?"
>
>She favoured them with a basilisk stare.. "yes."  and as they made to
>sit ".. I mind."

Jazz: talk about getting hard.
Arshes: balls of pure stone.
Felicia: I think things just got rocky for those two.

>                        +++++

<Crosses are picked off as Rune uses a pair of .45s.>
Auska: <Unplugging her ears.> Baka! What did you do that for?
Rune: Target practice.
Josh:<putting PPG away> You know, there are ranges for that kind of thing.

>Makoto walked among the thronging students.. Chorus line club.. Super
>strings study group.. Manga club.. Women's Vollyball club.. Art club..
>babe's galore was right, but he was already well and truly 'involved'.
>A smile passed across his face.  After Shayla Shayla and Nanami chasing
>after him.. No, he'd had enough of that. He was a one woman man.

Shayla: Yeah!! You should be MY man!!!
Jazz: What??  Not even a little side action?  Not even when Ifurita is in the shop??
Arshes: Jazz.
Jazz*not noticing*  Any red blooded male would go for as much as he should go for.
Felicia: JAZZ.
Jazz: *still not noticing*  If I was in that situation.  Instant ménage twa.
        Arshes:                                Felicia:
        HALLOWEEN!!!!!!            CLAW SLASH!!!!
Jazz:*center of a dual strike* Itte....mommy.  *BOOM!!!!!!!*
Arshes: Let that be a lesson to you.
Jazz: yes....ma'am...
Dave : Or a one Ancient, vastly powerful, slayer of armies and destroyer of cities android man...
Iczer-2: YOU should talk!
Dave : *cough* Ah... personally, I think androids are wonderful.. *bigsweat*

>Sayoko shot a second glance as she saw something familiar in a young man
>who was walking past..
>
>..Laundry lovers club?  _Grave robber's_ Club????  Makoto stopped and
>stared for a moment before moving on.

Rune: <Twisted Igor voice> Yessss... We can provide many excellent services...  perhaps your young lady friend could use... he he... some new body parts?
<Auska glances at Shayla>
<Rune takes to the air, landing on the bottom row of the theater.>
Rune: Ouch...
Josh:Hey!  That’s my line!  Thief!  <leaps after Rune>
Badcat: What?  No fanfic writer's club?  No MST club?  Gyp!  Gyp!  I want my money back.
Josh: We’re watching this for free.
Badcat: Then I want money!
Everyone: SHUT UP, ALREADY!

>NIT Four Wheels club..  he flicked a glance over the bunny suited girls
>signing people up and kept right on walking.  Loud music, and louder
>exhortations from the spruikers.  Tacky.
>
>NIT Motor Club..  A lot like their competition:  Brashly loud, but a lot
>less 'professional' looking.. and somehow friendlier, a _real_ club,
>messy, fun and _alive_.

Jazz: oh, hands on approach...
Arshes: Jazz...
Jazz: *looking at Arshes and Felicia* Oh not now.  You enjoy it when I get "hands on" with each of you....especially during a massage.  So, don't complain.  If we survive this fanfic(which shouldn't be hard), how about I give each of you some personal attention??
Arshes: Okay.  But stop with the hentai remarks.
Felicia: Hai, Jazz-chan.
Jazz: I'll try but I won't guarantee anything. *evil grin*

>On impulse, he walked over to say hello.
>
>The woman, a tanned platinum blond in something bright and tight, lazily
>looked him over, her lips curving into a dangerous smile.  A species of
>smile he'd seen before.  Ignoring her, and seeing the smile curdle
>slightly out of the corner of his eye, he concentrated on the man in
>biker leathers and studs

Dave : He's IGNORING Urd!!!!
Iczer-2 : I think we were right, it was the crossdressing.
Dave : If he's ignoring Urd I think he left some important things in El Hazard....

>Ootaki and Urd, who had been holding the fort while the others ate their
>lunch, looked over the newcomer.  A young man, black hair and brown
>eyes, slightly built and to Urd's experienced eye, attractive but not
>overwhelming.. but with a quiet maturity and self assurance well beyond
>his years.  An _interesting_ specimen.  Urd's green eyes sparkled in
>anticipation.

Rune: We can see it coming at this point, now cant we...
Jazz: NO!!  Someone put that Goddess on a leash.
Arshes: Why??
Jazz: Urd is always looking for people to experiment on, especially with her potions.
Felicia: Is that bad??
Jazz: It is when even Du Pont won't offer her a job.

>                        +++++
>
>Ifurita was standing, hands clenched, two ..boys for want of a better
>word, standing separated enough that she couldn't glare at both
>simultaneously.  He could see the indecision in her posture, if she
>didn't know what to do..
>
>"You!  What are you doing here!"  Makoto barked as he strode up,
>catching the nearest one with his eyes.   Ifurita shot him a look of
>relief
>
>"What's it to.. " the closer boy trailed off and he took a step back as
>he saw the look in the man's eyes.
>
>Ifurita concentrated her glare on the other who flinched at her
>undivided attention.
>
>"I think you'd better leave." Makoto growled as he stared them down.
>
>They finally took the hint.

Jazz: (one youth)  Right man, you and your wench want private time.
Arshes: (Ifurita-like) wench?  WENCH!!!???  DIE!!!!!!!
Felicia: (Makoto-like)  Ifurita, calm down.  Please put him down.  Criminy, I  think you punted the other one well into the Nerima district.

>"See, I didn't hurt them." Ifurita seemed almost amazed  "I didn't have
>to hurt them."

Rune: Only their pride... Only their pride...
Auska: How heroic... <shining eyes>
Shayla: Heroic my...

>Makoto gathered up the blanket and small rucksack and linked arms with
>her "Come on, I have a few people I want you to see."

Dave : I wonder where the rucksack came from?
Iczer-2 It's a stealth rucksack, of course
Dave : Oh... how obvious... :P

>                        +++++

<More bullets rip through the air>
Auska: STOP THAT!!!

>Urd felt a warm inner glow as she watched the NIT MC's two newest
>recruits walk away.   Such an unusual pair.  The man so ordinary..
>reminding her of  another very 'ordinary' young man.  And the woman..
>some sort of artificial being, she thought, a sense of great age and a
>blood stained past.. and a surprising innocence..
>
>She could almost _see_ the chemistry fizzing between the two.
>
>Ah!  Love!

Auska: Love! Oh how romantic! <Grabs the person next to her in a tight embrace.>
Rune: Auska... can’t... breathe...

>But she was sure they could use a little help..

Jazz: *terror-filled* NO!!!! RUNAWAY!!!!
Arshes, Felicia:*confused* Anou?
Jazz: Arshes, Felicia, follow the chart I am about to lay out.
  URD   +   POTIONS   +   MEDDLING   =   LOVELY ANGEL(a.k.a. DP) EVENT
Arshes, Felicia: oh....AAIIIEEE!!!!!!
All: *pullout pith helmets, putting them on, and then ducking and covering.*

Kei:  [**looks** at Jazz]  Oh, you are SO dead...

Yuri: [arms folded]  Talk fast, tool-boy...  It *might* be your last chance.

Zen:  C'mon... he didn't mean it the way it sounded...

Yuri: Oh?  Then how DID he mean it?

Zen:  Well... He... That is...

Kei:  [tapping foot]  Yes?

Zen:  Bit... You know...

Yuri: [glaring]

Zen:  ....

Kei:  [still tapping]  Well?

Zen:  [shrugs in defeat]  Nice knowin' ya Jazz.

>                        +++++
>
>Skuld, running ahead of Belldandy, Keichi and Megumi with a triple
>decked ice cream cone in each hand took one look at Ifurita walking past
>and her eyeballs nearly exploded!
>
>"kawaii.. kawaii mecha.. " the pint sized goddess whispered as her eyes
>filled with tears of joy, turning to follow the demon-god with her gaze.
>
>"Now then Skuld-chan, it's not polite to stare like that.. " chided
>Belldandy coming up behind her
>
>Skuld turned to her sister "Sorry oneesama.. but.. but.. she's so
>KAWAII!!"
>
>                        +++++
>
>Ifurita whispered to her companion "Did you notice how that little girl
>was staring at me?  Is there.."
>
>Makoto smiled reassuringly "I'm sure it's you're striking good looks.
>They seem like good people."

Jazz: (trying to sound kawaii, in a nurse's uniform.)  Come this way, Ifurita-chan, Skuld wants to play nurse.
Arshes: JAZZ NO BAKA!!!!!
Shayla: GOOD LOOKS??? I COULD BEAT HER IN A BEAUTY CONTEST ANYTIME!!!

>                        +++++
>
>The next day,  Makoto and Ifurita arrived at the NIT MC headquarters.
>
>"Let's meet them all shall we."  Makoto said as he  pulled open the door
>to the clubhouse.
>
>Boxes and parts from all sorts of vehicles were piled and stacked with a
>complete disregard for type, size, shape and the laws of physics.
>
>Amongst the debris were seven people.  A Large Economy size with a
>brushcut, small moustache and muscle shirt standing with his arms folded
>talking to Ootaki who had signed them up yesterday, another guy in a
>grey uniform with some sort of insignia sat crosslegged glowering at
>nothing in particular.   The woman from the previous day squabbled with
>a little girl with long black hair.  A third, with golden brown hair and
>the most glorious blue eyes, smiled at the new arrivals.  All three
>shared a family resemblance and odd markings on their faces.  A slight
>man with short black hair sat close to the smiling woman, grinning and
>waving them over.
>
>The contrast between the four girls was striking.  Ifurita did not have
>the warm caring beauty of Belldandy, the sultry heat of Urd, or the
>cuteness of Skuld.  Ifurita, ancient and deadly.. the beauty of a naked
>flame, a glacier or a mastercrafted sword.

Jazz: *Looking at Arshes* Arshes, calm down.
Arshes: *brow slightly sweat ladened, licking her lips* I can't...
*SPLASH*
Felicia: *holding an empty container*  Anou...
Arshes: EEK.  That's cold.  Now my armors gonna rust.
Jazz; Not it you soak it in WD 40.  I can help.
Arshes:  You just want to see me out of my armor.
Jazz: That too. *evil grin*  *SPLASH* EEP!!  That's way too cold.
Feli-chan!!!!!
Felicia: *kitty giggle*

>A perilous, inhuman beauty,
>armoured in pride and an assurance that there was nothing physical in
>this world she need fear.

Rune: How bout a Saiyjin?
Shayla: Yeah, give me another shot at her.

>Tamiya lunged for Makoto, arms outstretched for his customary
>'greeting'.

Rune: Pain...
Josh:MeDiC…

>"Welcum to da Club my FrieUUURRRKKK"
>
>A stony faced Ifurita shoved her love back, to land sprawling outside
>the door, and grabbed the giant by his belt with one hand, easily
>lifting him off the floor, the other hand coming back to strike..
>
>"NO!" shouted Makoto, one arm outstretched in a futile attempt to avert
>a tragedy.

Shayla: See? She can't even control herself! And Makoto chose her over me...

>Ifurita froze, then lowered Tamiya so his feet touched the ground.  He
>kept going on his own, falling to his knees.  Ifurita stood back and
>bowed "My apologies sempai.  I misinterpreted your actions.  It will not
>happen again."
>
>"Sallright.." Tamiya squeaked, his eyes filling with tears of pain.  She
>had lifted him off the ground  very suddenly.. and his pants had bunched
>up painfully.

J,A,F:*pulling on lime green masks* ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!
Jazz: Somebody stop me.
Arshes, Felicia: *pulling out giant sqeekie mallets* Okay.
@BAP....@BAP... @BAP @BAP @BAP @BAP @BAP @BAP @BAP
Jazz: (having become as flat as a pancake, and just about as threatening) itte...X.X

>Ifurita had moved over to Makoto who was dusting himself off
>
>"I made a mistake didn't I." she asked softly, her eyes downcast.
>
>"Maybe" Makoto replied, looking at the others, still staring in shocked
>surprise, both at the strength she had displayed and the unthinking,
>unhesitating  reaction to danger : Attack.
>
>Ifurita turned and seeing the other's reactions, a look of anguish
>briefly crossed Ifurita's face.. so alone, it seemed she would always be
>alone.   Who could blame them for looking askance at a monster like her.
>
>Belldandy quickly came over making reassuring noises.

Dave : Did she now? I think Barry should invest in a comma here (very cheap, we have a special offer on them this week), or that really doesn't make sense...:)

Iczer-2 : Well, I'd like to know why she came over a noise! Some girls have suche )strange_ sexual fetishes....!

Dave : *gulp*

>Ootaki hauled Tamiya up commenting "Y'know, I told you that'd happen
>_one_ of these days.. didn't expect a chick to do it though." He turned
>to Ifurita  "Robinson-san you must work out a lot!"
>
>Makoto sidled over to Keichi "Ah.. is it always like this Sempai?" he
>asked quietly
>
>Keichi sweatdropped and scratched the back of his head "Well, actually
>this is pretty quiet."
>
>Makoto glanced towards Ifurita, now being fussed over by Belldandy "Oh."
>was all he could say.

Jazz: HEY!  I wanna be fussed over by Belldandy.
Arshes: Stop yourself.
Jazz: Actually, I think Urd would be a lot more fun.
Arshes: *starting to glow with battle aura* JAZZ!!!
Jazz: *looking at Arshes, fear entering his visage*  Stop?
Arshes: *nod*
Jazz: *slouches down into his chair.* okay...

>"I'm Morisato Keichi, Third year engineering, that's.."  Keichi took a
>moment to introduce the others present.
>
>"Thank you sempai.  My name is Mizuhara Makoto, first year engineering
>and.." he lead the other over to Ifurita and Belldandy "..this is
>Robinson Ifurita, first year engineering."
>
>The introductions continued..
>
>Sitting and watching them, Skuld's eyes glowed with enthusiasm "I've
>never seen anything like her before!"
>
>"Shaddup brat." whispered Urd gazing with equal, if differently
>focussed, enthusiasm "Don't put them off!"

Arshes:(Ifurita-like) Makoto, she scares me.  I think she wants me for my body.
Jazz:(Makoto-like) Ifurita, she's just being friendly.
Felicia: Like Allielle??
Arshes, Jazz:  O.O *at Felicia*

>                        +++++
>
>
>OMAKEE  THEATRE!!
>(Thanks to Jussi for this)
>
>Makoto and Ifurita have a list of NIT's clubs and are reading and making
>some comments on it.

>Ifurita (wearing glasses) :  (looks up) Grave robber's club? I did not
>know it was socially accepted.
>
>Makoto: Umm... Well...
>
>Ifurita: And this: Earth Defence club? Honestly, Makoto-san, is this
>Nekomi Institute of Technology or Tomobiki High??

Jazz: Ifurita, you don't want to know.
Arshes:*pulling out a brochure* Cooking with C-Ko??  Isn't that dangerous...for the environment?
Felicia:*also looking at the brochure*  Panty Snatching??  Professor Happosai??  Anou...
Arshes: Magic: Just Enough or Overkill. Lina Inverse instructor.  Sounds like my kinda course.
Felicia: Tamagotchi: Pet or Weapon.  D. Gimon
Jazz: *grabbing the brochure from Arshes and Felicia, looking inside* Power Armor: Can be Beautiful and Functional.  Club President: B-Ko.  I think I'll sign up for that one.  I hope it's hands on.  *evil grin*
Felicia, Arshes: SUPERULTRAMEGA@BAP!!!!!!!!!!!
Rune: Trust me, Ive head worst.
Helix: <Suddenly appearing.> No worse than when you and Brian Fagan founded the "Conquor the World Club." <Vanishes>
Shayla: <Sobs> Makoto was supposed to be mine!!!