These aren't the real Knight Sabre Rules, but they should be:

1.  Priss must always run off and break the real rules when she gets irritated with something, but must never be punished.

1a.  On the many occassions when Priss does run off, she must have large amounts of physical damage inflicted upon her.

1b.  On the many occassions when Priss has large amounts of physical damage inflicted upon her, she must get up and walk away as if nothing had happened.

1c. Of all the Physical damage done to Priss in a fight, the most sever must be caused by an innocent looking butter knife.

Addenda : There has been an exception to this rule....In OAV 7 Priss took a decent amount of Physical damage yet needed help in the end to get into Sylia's car. In OAV 6 she took an ungodly amount of damage and was still able to
get a 2nd breath and take on Largo. Therefore the amount of damage for Priss to be able to shrug off is porptional to the threat given by the individiual...:)
 

2.  There must be a shot of someone in their underwear in every episode.

2a.  Episodes dealing with hot cars or sexaroids are exempt from this rule.
 

3.  Macky may serve no purpose that might not equally well be served by the Robot from Battle of the Planets. or Spriddle from Speed Racer

4.  No one is allowed to pursue an ON-SCREEN relationship with a man, but mentioning off-stage events is okay.

4a.  If anyone has an on-screen conversation with a man, said man must be belittled in any and every way possible.
 

5.  Leon cannot succeed in anything, unless he puts on his shades.

6.  It must never be explained why Quincy dresses like a pimp.

7.  Members must never be seen to associate together, unless they feel like it.

7a.  However, not associating with each other also violates a rule
 

Well, they do get a 'Knight Sabers' discount if they go together to events
or movies...:)
 
8.  Members are responsible for any damages incurred in an irresponsible rampage breaking the other rules, unless they are Priss.

8a.  If Priss is required to rebuild motorcycles damaged while chasing down out-of-control super-cars as part of an assignment, she is allowed to talk other people into doing the work for her.
 

9.  The ADPolice may not do anything right, even if they wear shades. (See rule 5 for exceptions).

9a.  The ADPolice is allowed to do something right only when the Knight Sabers have run out of options.

9b.  The Knight Sabres RARELY run out of options.

9c And then it can only be a squad commanded or lead by Leon (see rule 5)

10.  If you see Quincy on the road kill him.  It's not the real Quincy, anyway.

Note : The real Quincy is actually the sole of a spirit sword used by a member of the AMP in the 2020's.

11.  Any violation of the above is punishable by a stern talking to, and possibly a change in your voice actress or actor.

11a.  AND total disappearance of your career.  ^_^