poor sad amplemann
Kate, you would probably remember the time i tried to make pretzels to bring to uni a few years back (they were so salty you couldnt eat them - think seinfeld episode). from that experience you would know that i am not a very good cook. strangely enough i thought i wanted to be a cook a few years back. i even took a tafe class in y11
well, tonight while watching rove i got some inspiration to make some chocolate biscuits.
when i was in germany i bought some cookie cutters in the shape of the ampelmen and i planned to use them tonight.
what is an ampelmann you ask?
in the old east part of germany the traffic lights have these cool little men on them. the governmen tried to get rid off them back in 1989 when the wall came down but they have gained a kind of cult status and there were protests. there is even a shop now that only sells ampelmann products, including ampelmann gummy bears.

thats cute isnt it.
so i tried to make some biscuits in these shapes. i used the recipe that i have used over and over to make cut out biscuits, but tonight something went horribly wrong.
the only thing i think i did differnnt was to use the electric mixer to mix all the ingredients together. this made the dough very sticky.
so it took me a really long time to get the cut out biscuits onto the tray and into the oven because they were so soft and sticky.
then i went back to watching rove
15 mins later i went to check on my creations. they had somehow expanded and looked more like michielen men than ampelmen! what a creul fate.
i had planned to take these biscuits to my cousins hair dressing shop tomorrow when i go to get my hair cut. She always has some biscuits for the customers to eat that my grandma makes for her so i thought it would be cute to have some ampelmen too, but i dont think these cookies are going anywhere. they would be too ashamed.
poor bloated ampelmen. i will take you to a place where you will be appreciated for what you are and not what you look like. you will find a good home in my stomache. noone will judge you there.