Clausen Profit Systems, Inc.

Subject: Clausen Profit Systems TM Personal Development and Care

Dear Sir/Madam,

Do you find that your life lacks meaning?  Are you searching
for a simple, common-sense, no-fuss approach to your affairs?

Then look no further.

We at Clausen Profit Systems TM Personal Engineering Division
have developed a new product, which we call the "TX-285MN-124"
(pronounced "4X-BGGR-ME", without the dashes).  It is just
like the familiar TX-285MN-123, except, we have added:

 * payment to Clausen Profit Systems TM now takes only half
the time.
 * an order 10 parallel funds transfer multiplexer to
synchronise funds transfers from multiple accounts.
 * additional security: now you can rest assured that your
ENTIRE balance is transferred to Clausen Profit Systems TM.
Don't trust inferior technology!

At $200 per license, it's bargain!

What customers have been saying about the TX-285MN-120:

"Well, it works...", Osama bin Laden

"My funds are now entirely untraceable.  The ATO will
never get it now!", Christopher Skase

"You have changed my life Mr Clausen! You are a genius
and my son's hero. I don't know how I can ever repay you.",
Anonymous *

Your's sincerely,
Andrew Clausen
General Managing Marketing Director

Clausen Profit Systems TM - "Making payment easier"

* we cannot certify that anyone actually said this.