Clausen Profit Systems, Inc.
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Subject: The NEW Balanced Sugar Diet TM from Clausen Profit Systems
Dear Sir/Madam,
Have you been watching your diet? Is it balanced?
Balance is the principle behind all good diets. Here at Clausen
Profit Systems Inc, Personal Engineering Division, we have been
researching a diet that maintains a balance between taste and pleasure.
The most important component of a healthy taste and pleasure diet
is sugar. Therefore, it is natural that our Balanced Sugar Diet TM
contains a large balance of sugar. However, to maintain a balance,
you should not just have one type of sugar per day. Rather, you should
get your sugar from the widest variety of sources possible.
Many people don't realize that there are many types of sugar,
including Glucose, Sucrose, Fructose, Maltose and Lactose.
Some examples of sugar sources include:
* danish pastries
* donuts
* jam/apple/coffee scrolls
* chocolate
* icecream
* waffles and pancakes
* marshmallow
* strüdel
So, for maximum taste and pleasure, we recommend the Balanced Sugar
Diet TM, which includes a minimum of 5 different sources of sugar
per day!
What people have been saying about the Balanced Sugar Diet TM:
"I ate a cream tart, a caramel bun and shortbread for lunch,
and I feel BETTER THAN EVER!", Monika Lewinski
"When I saw truffles and cheesecake for the first time in 3 years, I didn't
know what to do with myself! Mr Clausen, you are an inspiration!", Nelson
Mandela, shortly after release from prison
"Hi little ones! Now, we're going to do something really exciting!
WOW! Exciting, isn't it?! We're going to eat jelly with marshmellow!
That's two types of sugar! Amazing! Double kisses for everyone!
It's been great playing with all you little ones!", Xuxa
We're quietly confident that you won't be able to keep quiet about the
Clausen Profit Systems TM Balanced Sugar Diet TM either!
Yours sincerely,
Andrew Clausen
Chief Marketing Director,
Clausen Profit Systems, Inc.
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