idiots anonymous archives.

All of my old entries will be stored here for posterity. Ooh, it's so neat.

May 2006

may 8 - the world is in safe hands.
may 12 - the beaconsfield story; in cinemas soon.
may 13 - diamondquest!
may 15 - big surprise.
may 17 - yibbida yibbida.
may 20 - arockalypse.
may 23 - but he's such a nice boy.
may 30 - nothing suss.
may 31 - tumble dry only.

March 2006

march 1 - anthony callea is not short.
march 4 - karniv-ow, my spleen.
march 5 - occasional coarse language.
march 14 - insert coin.
march 15 - stiff upper lip.
march 16 - come again?

February 2006

february 1 - your opinion counts.
february 5 - oh so naughty.
february 8 - from the desk of.
february 9 - goodbye eddie.
february 12 - dancing with the low velocity asteroids.
february 15 - plane politics.
february 17 - melts in your...
february 19 - you're mediocre, it's true.
february 22 - triple lutz.
february 26 - hi ho, hi ho.

January 2006

january 1 - thrust, thrust, thrust, stop.
january 4 - pika pika.
january 11 - andy roddick rules.
january 15 - giggity giggity.
january 18 - i did not make this up.
january 22 - hello street rod, my old friend...
january 25 - apocalypse nigh; news at 11.
january 29 - adventures in noodle.

November 2005

november 1 - piss hoff.
november 2 - ejacu-gunt.
november 3 - i hate spring.
november 5 - ebaumsworld sucks.
november 6 - money.
november 7 - ebaumsworld sucks, part two.
november 9 - why me, part two. or three.
november 10 - 02034.
november 12 - the best movie ever.
november 13 - pxnk fscking rxxk.
november 14 - viva la raza.
november 15 - raaaagh.
november 16 - that's for breakin' me fuckin' pine cabinet!
november 17 - whirrrrrrr.
november 18 - working class men.
november 19 - k-fed in tha hizzouse.

October 2005

october 1 - bad beat.
october 2 - dx/dy = criminal.
october 3 - dragon stance...
october 4 - break out barbara streisand.
october 5 - kinetic card.
october 6 - big downer.
october 7 - and now a word from our sponsors.
october 8 - awooooooooh.
october 30 - a retrospect.
october 31 - veruca darling.

September 2005

september 1 - this is a nerd in a shoe.
september 2 - i love/hate you, namco.
september 3 - hurr-cane what now?
september 4 - ring ring.
september 5 - in memoriam.
september 6 - you have entered the twilight zone.
september 7 - war on filth.
september 8 - a sneak peek at the new harry potter book.
september 9 - there goes my hero, watch him as he goes...
september 10 - i hate paris hilton.
september 11 - jesus is extreme.
september 12 - dullard.
september 13 - keke.
september 14 - puppy power.
september 15 - boggle.
september 16 - acute.
september 17 - stunner! stunner!
september 18 - self-dialogue.
september 19 - diary of the delusional.
september 21 - that little motherf-
september 22 - insert dead baby joke here.
september 23 - i am not a bloke.
september 24 - shattered.
september 25 - plus! combo!
september 26 - ahhhhhh.
september 27 - the old dying for good trick.
september 28 - boobs.
september 29 - welcome to the future.
september 30 - kumquat.

August 2005

august 1 - tampons.
august 2 - will think of a title later.
august 3 - boots are made for walking.
august 4 - yum.
august 5 - gnawing at my mouth.
august 7 - this is awesome.
august 8 - rove mcmanus annoys me.
august 9 - weak at the knees.
august 10 - what.
august 11 - zerg rush.
august 15 - why me?
august 16 - ...why me?
august 17 - a winner is you.
august 18 - almost famous.
august 20 - who's a pretty boy?
august 21 - oh god oh god oh god.
august 22 - i hate it when they look like tarzan but sound like jane.
august 23 - i predict your ad will be shitty.
august 26 - f2.
august 27 - mute.
august 28 - ben folds is awesome.
august 29 - clown'll eat me.
august 30 - what can change the nature of a man?
august 31 - they are coming for you.

July 2005

july 25 - origins of stupidity.
july 26 - well shit.
july 27 - cheeseburgers and radium.
july 28 - i hate that frog.
july 29 - too good.
july 30 - awww.
july 31 - reeeeawwwrrrrgh.