With the trip fast coming to an end and Sao yet to put one away, the "Coalition of the Poon" (Ev Mo, Blai, Sim and I) decide we will concentrate our poon gathering efforts for tonights activities. After arriving at Bangkok around 3pm we check back into Silom Village Inn and Sao gets in contact with Luck.
Luck would like to take us out to a club tonight but not before we visit Sirocco Tower. So at around 7pm we get some street dinner and head to Sirocco. Sirocco Tower was patronised by self-congratulating white people, due in most part to the 390 baht beer prices - the equivalent of 2 weeks Thai minimum wage. Add the fact that the outside deck was closed due to the rain and you can see why we left in shortly after arriving.
Eventually we meet up with Luck and make our way to Gullivers where Ev Mo orders a round of tequila shots as stage 1 of the "Plan for Poon". Luck was very reluctant to down hers, so we used this as a bargaining chip. The first deal we arranged was for Ev Mo to lick the salt off my forehead, do the shot and take the lime out of Sim's mouth, in exchange for Sao to lick the salt off Luck's cheek, do the shot and take the lime out of Luck's mouth. As you can imagine, from here things quickly degraded and are best left unsaid.
At 1 AM Gullivers closed so after finishing our drinks we stepped outside. At this stage I thought Sao's poon situation was dire, however as we're standing on the corner waiting for a taxi Luck says to Sao "Can I stay with you tonight?". Meanwhile Sim is in Sao's field of vision giving him the massive thumbs up. Sao, in possibly the gayest moment of the trip says "No, I'll take you home". Fortunately we bring Sao to his senses before the offer is retracted, and thus we are faced with a logistical challenge.
As we arrive at Silom Village Inn, Sim and I rush upstairs to re-arrange our room (push the single beds together pulling the bedside table out of the wall in doing so, putting the aircon on cold and removing one set of blankets so they have to cuddle), with the excuse that Sim needs to use the toilet and I need to get some money. Meanwhile Ev Mo does some excellent stalling by holding the door open button of the elevator instead of the door close button, and pressing the wrong floor on the elevator.
After giving Sao the "condom handshake" we head to Macca's to bask in our glorious team effort and congratulate each other on a job well done.