Homer: Whiplash? Oh no!
Dr Nick: And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No, that's trauma.
Board Chairman: Dr Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant …
Dr Nick: But I cleaned them with my napkin!
Board Chairman: … misuse of cadavers -
Dr Nick: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.
"I can prescribe anything I want!" (suggested by michael bell)
"The leg bone's connected to the hip bone, the hip bone's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wristwatch...uh oh." (suggested by mark fleming)
Nurse: Dr Nick, the coroner is here to see you.
Nick: Ah, the coroner, I'm so sick of that guy! (suggested by mark fleming)
Nick: Hi, everybody!
Burns: Ho-mer, Simp-son!
Nick: Ok, that was a little strange. (suggested by mark fleming)
"You've tried the best, now try the rest!"(suggested by james h)
"Here comes Mr McGreg ... with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."(suggested by james h)
"I know I'm supposed to cut something but what ... and where?"(suggested by james h)
HI EVERYBODY!