Beyond The Rock

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THE RETURN OF

DIGBY RICHARDS

 

Just a little piece of peace

When the mountains get too high, too steep to climb

Digby Richards

 

Dig Richards arrived back in Australia in 1973, after a long absence in the UK and the USA. Sporting a short beard, Dig had re-invented himself as a country rock artist using his full name Digby Richards. For the first time in years Digby had success on the charts in July 1971 with a song he wrote called Little Piece of Peace – taken off the Harlequin album. While Digby was overseas he wrote some more great songs and recorded them on an album for RCA in Hollywood. The album was called Digby Richards and featured some of the top session players from California, including Richard Bennett on guitar, Denis Conway on drums and Joe Osborn on bass. Dig reckoned that Joe Osborn had more gold records on his wall than Elvis Presley.

When he arrived home with his album, he was surprised to see that his original band, the R’Jays (Jon, Michael and Leon) were still together, only now we were playing with Winifred Atwell.

While listening to the album tracks at Dig’s house in Northbridge, we were most impressed with Dig’s version of Rock’n’roll (I Gave You All The Best Years Of My Life). It sounded just like Digby’s own autobiography, with his wife Sue as one of the main characters. “Wow, Dig! That’s one of the best songs you’ve ever written,” I said. Dig just smiled and said, “I’m sorry mate but I didn’t write it.” It was hard to believe that it was actually written by another great Australian songwriter, Kevin Johnson, who was completely unknown at the time. When Dig heard the demo in the States he asked Kevin if he would mind if he sang it on his album before Kevin’s was due for release.

It was a perfect opportunity during the 1973 Xmas break to get the old band back together and rehearse up all of Dig’s new songs from the album. We certainly weren’t going to call the band the R’Jays again. Those days were long gone, just ‘Digby Richards’ was sufficient. After a rehearsal at our old mate Lucky Starr’s place we were ready to try the show out at a string of record promotional shopping centre gigs covering the entire month of January 1974.

Dig’s father, Gordon Richards (the blunderer) was thrilled to see us all back together again, as he was our original manager back in 1960. He almost had tears in his eyes when we played our first club date at North Sydney Leagues. It was our first appearance together for 10 years.

We followed our live performances with a spot on the Channel 2 show GTK on February 6. Two shows were recorded featuring New York City, If I Could Write a Love Song, Rock’n’roll I Gave You and Be My Day. It was fun for us to be back with Dig again, but we already had the first half of the 1974 booked out with Winnie, so Dig had me write arrangements for his show so he could use other players when we were not available.

Lucky Starr was inspired by Dig’s recording success and he booked some time in at Col Joye’s ATA studio so we could put down some tracks for a truck-driving album. Trumpet player Rocky Thomas was a strange choice for the producer of a country rock album, but after we banned him from the studio we managed to put down enough tracks for Lucky’s Big Wheels album. Lucky included a remake of his hit I’ve Been Everywhere as well as a few standards like; King Of The Road, He’ll Have To Go, Muleskinner Blues and Mama Hated Diesels. Lucky wrote a couple of originals, Sunday Mornin’ Street and T. F. Much, and in a fit of trucking inspiration Mr. Muckle wrote Diesel Dan.

I also managed to fit in a couple of other sessions at ATA that month. One was a country session for John Laws with our old mate Milton Saunders on piano. God knows what the song titles were, but I do remember Milton falling off the piano stool when he mucked up a take for the second time. “I’m too bloody old for this,” he shouted while the rest of us fell about screaming with laughter. Milton never made mistakes and that was why it all sounded so funny.

 

BACK IN THE POOH

 

Before we started back with the Pooh, Mr. Muckle married his long-suffering girlfriend, Christine, on January 29. Christine was known as the ‘Boomerang’. She used to leave Michael at least once a month, but she always came back. It looked like this time the Boomerang was here to stay and she was about to make an honest man out of our Mr. Muckle. Michael was too busy to take Christine on a long honeymoon, so they decided to wait until later when she could join us all in Perth.

The grand Winifred Atwell tour commenced in March and our international flight took us directly to Perth for two weeks in Western Australia before we continued the flight to our ultimate destination in Kuala Lumpur. We booked in to the Park Towers Hotel in Perth and we were greeted by a familiar voice with a slight American twang. “What are you guys doing here?” We all did a double take and answered back in unison, “What are you doing here?”

It was my brother-in-law LONNIE LEE, who we hadn’t seen since he sailed off to America in 1971. Lonnie had a string of hits back in the sixties and was even made an honorary Rajah for one of our trips to New Zealand back in 1966. He had just recently returned from the USA, and he was playing a week at the Old Melbourne Hotel in Perth.

Lonnie filled us in on his three-year escapade in the States with Roy Orbison, and the next day was spent touring around Perth until we finally ended up at the Sheraton Hotel disco for the night shift. A local band called the “Benjamin County” was playing and we were invited up to play. Lonnie sang a few old Elvis numbers with the old Rajahs and they loved it as much as we did.

After a short flight to Geraldton for a show with Winnie at the Sunseeker Hotel, we caught Lonnie’s show at the Old Melbourne Hotel when we returned. Lonnie still sang all of his old hits, which included Starlight Starbright, Ain’t It So, When The Bells Stop Ringing and I Found a New Love.

We introduced Lonnie to Winnie the next day at the hotel pool. She wasn’t too sure who he was at first, but her eyes lit up when I told her that he was Lizzie’s brother. During yet another game of Scrabble Winnie told us that our three performances at the Perth Concert Hall were all booked out and they wanted us to do an extra charity matinee for the pensioners on Saturday afternoon. She won again! How were we to know that a zo was an African cow?

Winnie received the usual Perth Concert Hall reception as the Perth paper reported during the week:

 

Winifred wins 1750 hearts

 

Winifred Atwell captured the imagination and enthusiasm of about 1750 people at the Perth Concert all last night during the second concert of a ten-performance tour of the state.

After a restrained melodic beginning she went crashing into lively ragtime tunes as only she could. This was our Winnie. The guitars and drums of her backing group, the three-member Magic Pudding, lent good support throughout the concert.

Her interpretation of Sinatra’s “My Way” was so powerful that it became a matter of hanging on, waiting for each note, as if grasping each ledge momentarily on the way down a cliff face. Miss Atwell gave some time to classical material and her treatment of this was no less delightful and precise. She is a concert pianist in her own right. – John Bryant. (15/3/74)

 

On Sunday night the crowd mixture at the Perth Concert Hall was certainly different. It was our night off and we were invited to the Sherbet concert after our show in Fremantle for the WA premier. Daryl Braithwaite and Sherbet sang up a storm and the kids went wild. Even though they didn’t get all the standing ovations that we did with Winnie, it still made us yearn for the old rock’n’roll pop scene.

Michael’s new wife, Christine (the Boomerang – now Mrs. Muckle) had arrived a few days earlier. There would be no more night clubbing for Mr. Muckle. He was now officially on his honeymoon.

 Carefully guarding his camera from Jon, the Dwarf packed our gear and drove us down to the Bunbury Bussell Motor Inn. The best part of this trip was being invited by one of the locals to join him on his boat for some crab fishing. In no time at all we caught over a dozen blue swimmers, and after they bit a couple of our inexperienced crab catchers, they were added to the grand feudic supper at the end of our second show. Then it was on to Albany Centennial Oval Hall and back to the Park Towers Hotel where a cute little singer from Sydney named Julie Amiet was performing in the Pioneer Room.

At our request the promoter for our next show loaded the three of us onto an over-night train to travel to Kalgoorlie while the Pooh and Lew flew. The WA promoter was an ex-captain in the Australian Army who remembered the three of us from Vietnam in 1966. When he picked us up the next day from Kalgoorlie station we gave him a mock court- martial for giving us a sub-standard train compartment.

“It was accommodation that was unbefitting an officer,” said the belligerent Jon. The truth was we actually had a great time singing a cappella songs all night to the passengers in the dining car.

Our army Captain redeemed himself the following day, when he drove us to Kalgoorlie airport for the trip back to Perth. As we sped to the airport in two cars, we were picked up for speeding by a motorcycle cop. In typical army officer style the Captain addressed the policeman as he came to the car. “Where’s your hat, constable?” he barked. The policeman was taken aback. “Err… it’s on the bike sir,” came the reply. “Don’t you realise that Miss Atwell has a plane to catch?” said the Captain pointing at the black woman in the front seat. The constable stood to attention. “I’m sorry, sir, I didn’t realise. Would you like a police escort?” he stammered. “That’s affirmative, constable. Carry on,” said the Captain, in a dismissive manner.

Before he knew where he was, the apologetic policeman had completely forgotten about our speeding ticket and we were escorted to the airport in record time. Rank certainly has its privileges!

Three more WA shows followed at Katanning, Merredin and Claremont, and after Michael waved goodbye to the Boomerang, we were ready for the next leg of our journey to Malaysia.

 

ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE

 

MARCH 31, 1974: We were booked into the Kuala Lumpur Hilton to play four shows on the top floor in a room called the Paddock, which overlooked the Racecourse. Just by coincidence, whom should we run into at the KL Hilton? None other than the famous LUCKY STARR! - Or as Jon liked to call him – ‘The Fortunate Planet’. Luck had been booked by Bill Watson to do the early show in the Paddock for a total of four weeks. Once again the place was absolute luxury, and Lucky joined us for a few banquets that put some of our previous feudic suppers to shame. Lew also made it plain that while we were there we were not allowed to play behind Lucky. “That’s all right,” said Luck, “I’m getting used to these local guys.”

“That’s all very well,” said Jon with a grin, “But can they play truck songs?” Lucky thought for a while and sadly shook his head.

The reaction to our first show seemed to be more of a curiosity, as most of the Asian audience sat there with their mouths wide open. A few Pommies must have joined the audience for the next few nights as the audience reaction returned to normal and the conservative locals enthusiastically joined in.

Jon soiled his reputation as an officer and a gentleman by doing a giant brown eye in the pool. Lucky’s wife, Gloria, was horrified along with a few of the well-heeled guests, but otherwise our stay in the luxurious (and expensive) Hilton went without incident. Luckily for us the management was so thrilled with our shows that all our extra expenses were wavered. Thank God! The bill was enormous.

From Kuala Lumpur we flew to Singapore and stayed at the Mandarin Hotel, where our suite took up the whole floor. Muhammad Ali and his entourage stayed in our suite the night before. It was a giant lounge room area complete with our own butler and about half a dozen bedrooms running off the main area. It was a shame we didn’t stay for a week but the next day we were off to Darwin for an outdoor show at the Darwin Amphitheatre. This was a real round-trip tour.

It was a beautiful warm evening in Darwin and Winnie wore a long white sparkling dress. At the end of the show she sat at the side of the stage while about two hundred people lined up for an autograph. Michael remarked that it looked like they were all lining up to receive a blessing from the high priestess. Winnie was very patient, and she took all of the adoration and autograph signing as an important part of the job.

We then flew to Mount Isa and Townsville for more shows. All the flying around was playing havoc with Lew’s health. While we were doing our tourist trip to Magnetic Island, we heard that Lew had taken another turn and that he had to spend the next few nights in Townsville Hospital. After we finished our shows in Innisfail and Cairns we picked him up on the way home. He seemed to have recovered fairly well and was looking forward to the trip back to Sydney.

It was wonderful to be back home with the family and we quickly changed from dinner suits and poof-fronts to our rock’n’roll gear for a show in Dapto with Digby Richards. The Paul Hogan Show on ATN7 was receiving big ratings at the time and we were flattered when Paul Hogan asked us to do a spot on his show. Tommy Tycho added a few strings to New York City and the Digby Richards Band sounded pretty slick. Even with our four or five nights a week with Winifred Atwell it was amazing that we still managed to change hats and fit in quite a few gigs with Digby Richards over the next few months. Dig was working better than ever since he gave away his cabaret act, and we were adding a lot more vocal backing to his songs.

In June Winnie and Lew decided that they needed a much longer break in London this year and they could be away for a quite a few months.  It had been a pretty hectic start to the year and we all needed a rest. There was no retainer this time and they promised to contact us when they were about to return to Australia. “It’s not my idea,” said Lew, “Our accountant Bruce Davey, said that we can’t afford a retainer any more.”

 

SOLID SOUND AT THE SEALS

 

I welcomed the break with a 4-night-a-week gig at Maroubra Seals with MARGARET HOOPER, a tall redheaded singer that I knew from the sixties when she was a recording artist with Festival Records. The band was managed by her husband, DICK WOODLEY, who also operated the sound system. And thus the name of the band was the ‘SOLID SOUND’. Dick had been hounding me for ages to join his little group. He always conned his way into some good paying gigs and he liked to surround Margaret with the best musicians that were available. Dick Woodley’s best included: RAY ALLDRIDGE on piano and keyboard bass and PAUL NOTT on bass and guitar. Ray was originally from Brisbane, and he had a magic touch and feel on the Fender Rhodes electric piano. Gladys Knight & the Pips always made sure they had Ray on board when they toured Australia. Solid Sound was a really good fun band and it was nice to get back to a bit of singing again. I was getting a bit tired of all the touring and it was a perfect opportunity to settle down and enjoy the family. My youngest son, Laif, thought that I spent all of my time inside a plane. Whenever a plane flew over the house while I was away Laif would scream out, “Look, mum, there goes Daddy again.”

There were a lot of advantages in playing in a good group, and after a few months in a permanent job I was starting to feel very relaxed. Dick Woodley arranged a few gigs down at the snow and a couple of luxury cruises to break the monotony. Dick could talk his way into any gig. In fact, Dick never ever stopped talking! We finally christened him the “Electric Jaw.”

I always felt sorry for our guest artists at the Maroubra Seals. The audience was completely indifferent to their performances and they seemed to resent the interruption to their dance sets. One of our most successful guest artists was a buxom black American girl called Ruby. When Ruby finished her opening song it was received with the usual response, which was practically nil. After this deafening silence, a lone voice cried out “Show us your tits!” Undeterred, Ruby immediately flopped out her two enormous black breasts. The crowd was stunned. She grabbed the left one and said “Anybody want a chocolate milkshake?” The management wasn’t impressed, but the audience certainly was. Ruby finished her set with unprecedented attention and applause.

Meanwhile, Jon and Michael were itching to get Digby’s show up and running with a tour of NSW and Queensland. They decided that they were going to leave Winnie and stay with Dig when Winnie returned. I was sick of touring and I was quite happy to stay at home with the family. When Winnie and Lew offered the job back a few months later, I felt that it wouldn’t be the same without Michael and Jon and it was easier to stay where I was.

While I was having a relaxed time at the Seals, I renewed my acquaintance with Johnny O’Keefe’s cousin, Des Renford, who was a regular. Des was a very generous person, and when I told him that I had pulled a muscle in my back while jackhammering a hole for pianist Ken Bennett’s pool, he turned up the following week with an ultra-violet lamp. Des reckoned that it fixed all the aches and pains he received from his marathon swims across the English Channel. After a couple of weeks with the lamp, my back was as good as new. When I offered to return the lamp, Des was adamant. “No, you keep it Leon. You might need it again, if you ever get shagger’s back.”

There were a lot of things to do at home, and I started writing a lot of sheet music for various publishers. There were a lot of new songs and new bands coming out. One of the new albums to hit my desk for transcription was Breakfast At Sweethearts, by a brand new Australian band – Cold Chisel. The publisher was a bit worried about the lyrics, especially a line about the Marquis de Sade – ‘but all the whips in France ain’t gonna get me fuckin’ on a barricade’. I told him that I just write what I hear and he would have to take it up with the band. It all sounded pretty good to me. Another new song that hit my desk was Peter Allen’s I Still Call Australia Home. “They’ll never fall for this schmaltzy crap,” I thought, as I was writing it out for the publisher. This was yet another fine example of my great intuition for a hit song.

We all still kept in touch with Winnie and Lew, and when they arrived back in Australia they came over for dinner a couple of times – and vice versa. Lizzie was invited to their first show with a new band, but she was disappointed. It wasn’t the same with the new group. It was more embarrassing when Lew later doubled the offer, but I thought I needed at least 12 months break to play some other music and keep a low profile.

Johnny O’Keefe found out that I had left Winnie and he came over to see me twice at Maroubra Seals in June. His offer for the old Rajahs to join his new show was untimely because Jon and Michael were about to go away to Queensland with Digby Richards. When JO’K brought his show into the Seals a year later in 1975, I didn’t realise it then, but this would be the last time I would ever see him alive.

Farmer Jon and Muckle returned from Digby’s tour and I went out to see them perform at St. George Leagues Club in December. The support band for Digby Richards was the MIXTURES – or the remnants thereof. The Mixtures had just returned from England where they had a huge international hit with The Pushbike Song, written by Evan and Idris Jones.  While they were in England the guitar player, Idris Jones, left the band and they were now in the capable hands of ex-Meteors guitarist, Pete Williams (Black Pete).

The Digby Richards show had come together nicely, and as well as Jon and Michael they had Billy Hucker on piano, and Louis Burdett took my chair on the drums. A couple of chick back-up singers also added a sweet touch and Digby’s original songs were very well received. It was a warm summer night, and after the show at St. George we all ended up in the pool at Dig’s place. Dig had a little cabana room next to the pool where he and Jon had spent some time during the year writing songs together.

 They were preparing for a Farmer John album. Dig reckoned he was going to make Jon Hayton a star in 1975.

 

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