Jokes!
  • What type of coffee do vampires prefer?
    Decoffinated!
  • What are vampire's favourite snacks?
    Adam's apples and nectarines.
  • What did Dracula say to Wolfman after introducing his new girlfriend?
    "I've always been a sucker for a pretty face!"
  • What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    A pain in the neck.
  • Why did the vampire never marry?
    He wanted to remain a Bat-chelor.
  • What kind of dog does Dracula have?
    A Bloodhound!
  • What is Dracula's favourite holidays?
    Fangs-giving!
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.
  • Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
    At the blood bank.
  • How does a female vampire flirt?
    She bats her eyes.
  • What did the Mummy vampire say to her baby vampire?
    "You are driving me batty!"