- What type of coffee do vampires prefer?
Decoffinated!
- What are vampire's favourite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
- What did Dracula say to Wolfman after introducing his new girlfriend?
"I've always been a sucker for a pretty face!"
- What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A pain in the neck.
- Why did the vampire never marry?
He wanted to remain a Bat-chelor.
- What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!
- What is Dracula's favourite holidays?
Fangs-giving!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
- Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
At the blood bank.
- How does a female vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
- What did the Mummy vampire say to her baby vampire?
"You are driving me batty!"
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