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CHICKO'S 21st venue: chicko's folks house date: april 31st, 2003 votes: round 1.
reasons:
t. bellomo: easily the most pissed out of the puss. bold move in switching to the claret, but a move unanimus with getting absolutely fuck-eyed...SENSATIONAL EFFORT. he talked a fuck load of shit, but the arrogance and shovanistic behaviour showed was truly inspirational. o yeah, and the daisy bush. well done boz, youve set the benchmark for all to follow. you are a true leader my son. b. scanlan: along
with drinking partner bozzanofski, moved onto the clarets quite early
and in high spirits, eager to fuck himself rigt up. mission accomplished.
the event that signified the earning of the remaing vote, was even
in his well roasted state was able to elevatiate the mounting pressure
of both his mother and his household washing machine by applying copious
amounts of preen stain remover onto his very trendy short-sleeve shirt.
fucking brilliant use of resourses spoogie...truly amazing. PEEN'S 21st venue: our ladies tennis club date: june 12th, 2003 votes: 3. Mathias. R 2. Wilmann. L 1. McLeish. A reasons:
MAGSIE'S 21st venue: district scout hall, Mt.Waverley date: august 9th, 2003 votes: round 3.
reasons: T.Bellomo
- bozzie spoke wonderfully well in the speeches and delivered his
calls with precison timing and all round class. what really made his
effort all the more memorable was his ability to step up to the plate
the following day and devour an astonishing amount of food at smorgies.
spag bol's, fried rices, vegtables, chips, and shit loads of ice cream
were only a few of the delicacies that made there way down the well
travelled road that is bozzie trachea. our time at smorgies has to
be one of the funniest 2 hours i have ever spent in my life, as bozzie
managed to combine the fine arts of sharp comedy and solid consumption
of sub-standard food. and his description of the 'shuffle of shame'
(the infamous walk from the sport and rec class room to the de la
dunnies) was solid gold, described it so well i could still feel that
disgusting warmth sensation from that fateful day. well done old boy
S.Byers - bokkie was in his element on the dance floor on satdy night, dancing with anything that had a heart beat and wowing the ladies with his pyschodelical moves and campaigning with his usual vigour to presaude the dj to play his fav tunes. another member of the s and m orgie before basketball yesterday, bok proved the bookies wrong and managed to go plate for plate with the heavy weight champion of the world, t.bellomo. theres may not be much to him, but bokkies ability to consume copius amounts of booze, then back it up in the eating stakes and out do everyone's expectations was a sight to see. even the range of food consumed was a highlight and his comedy was simply sublime. consistently made me laugh for the 2 hours at the infamous restaurant. his speech was also perfectly delivered and well worded. upon reading his script the next day and observing that he couldnt even the spell the surname of the bloke he was doing the 21st speech for, was something else. well done bokkie you performed well and definately had the property rights over the dance floor
R.Davies - the hairy penis performed to his usual high standards during speech time and delivered a fine exhibition of public speaking. topped the night off with a fantastic effort to find his way back to the porn palace that is my bed room and enjoy a woodie with myself and two young ladies (that doesnt sound too good hey). peen was fantastic in the build up to the event and really was a help in assuring me the night wouldnt be a flop, and i thank you for that old boy, much appreciated NOTCH'S 21st venue: Keysborough Community Hall, Keysborough date: september 19th, 2003 votes: round 3. reasons: L.Wilmann -
I know some of you might throw a tantrum and say you can't vote for
yourself but listen to my reasons before you do so. Firstly the fact
that i seriously cannot remember shit all from my party means that
i did drink myself to an absolute oblivion. These are some other things
I have heard or seen on video footage: - nearly spewed pink stuff
on uni mates skyline (no idea) M.Conway - Cons deserves 2 votes because i believe he was the next most pissed out of the puss members. He managed to pull some of the most cheeseball pics i have ever seen and all were on the same night. No one in their right mind could possibly achieve this. And also for cons to pose johnny travolta stlye is extremely rare so well done old boy. R.Mathias
- Cooty was definately fucked off his tits also. Although he raped
the absolute shit out of me in his speech (fancy asian women, shave
pubes with killers clippers, pantless gary, piss in dads pants, the
list goes on) I believe he was true to his usual form of getting rather
intoxicated. Also coot picking me up and putting me in the big ice
bath and throwing ice water over me is the kinda shit we like to see
at 21st's. Well done fuck face. (I'll get you back nigga)
updated leaderboard: 5 - t.bellomo, m.conway, l.wilmann 4 - r.mathias 2 - s.byers 1 - b.scanlan, a.mcleish, r.davies
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