Mikao Usui

  The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed

  under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of

  everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown

  Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a

  psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat

  chakra.

  It is called the Clown Chakra.

  If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if

  their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if

  they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother,

  then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the

  scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the

  cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is

  open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.

  The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his

  mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out

  the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells

  are therefore saying, "I lack Love," or "ILL for short. The scientists

  also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are

  out of ease or dis-eased.

  When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

  properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

  resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc, and converts the energy

  into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons

  contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell

  or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters

  the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped

  balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone

  experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being

  back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is

  the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.

  So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend

  that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons

  filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open 

  and

  remember to laugh.

  Seriousness causes reincarnation.