MANUAL FOR DIY ENGINEERS

 

 

As a nautical officer I had some knowledge of the principles of steam engines and boilers, diesel engines and turbines, but at school mr. Vrolijk did not tell us what wheel had to be turned, how many handles had to be pulled and what button -red or green- had to be pushed to start the up and down movement of the pistons and keep them going and to make the propeller shaft turning.

I still don't know, but since I found – decades ago   a manual to handle a turbine in “The Compass” a magazine of Vacuum Oil Company, I think I can give a hand to a turbine engineer.                                                                                  

 

Jan Westerduin 2005

 

HOW TO MAK START DE TUR-BEEN

(Resemblance to English is coincidental and these instructions are only hearsay)

 

De firs ting is for commence hoil pomp. When press-sure hits Ho-K, den commence de tur-been. Hopen de trottel walve pretty slow, so de steam what has turn to water come out de lille hole on bottom. When de water hain't no more, plug de lille hole by shut de walve, dan hopen de trottel some more when de tur-been has start for turn ower (not whole mashine, just de rotor) den shut de trottel walve . Hif you hain't done it by now, get some wacuum. 

Now the time for look for see hif you hear something; when you look good, she is Ho-K for make go more fast.

Look de hoil.

Look de water.

Look de steam.

Look hefryting and shif she Ho-K, took him to do top speed.

Now hif she hain't blow up she his Ho-K for put de laod. Try firs de hexiter to see hif she work. Put your han' on de wire, de hodder han' on de tur-been. Hif your harm his feel like your foots asleep, she Ho-K. Now hefryting his good for load, so shut svitch han let her go. She go??? Oo-reeka!!!

Hall de time de hengineer  mus walk around tur-been han look for trubbel. Hif you no fine, dats good. But look hanaway so's boss tink you good hengineer. One more ting: run like hanyting hif she's blow up!

 

Anon