ON HER MAJESTY'S SERVICE

 

 

Whilst  writing  of my days in Mombasa I am  reminded of other events during the eight happy years I spent there. I therefore will continue this series before my memory goes back to sleep again. Yes, the brain can bring back any detail if you try. And writing about it helps.

 

Honorary Consuls in Mombasa were nearly all shipping people so we knew each other well. In fact could have held a Shipping Conference meeting with them.

The only "professional" was the British rep, a tall, slim chap: Ronny Peel, with a lovely, well endowed wife, Diana and sleek daughter.

 

One Saturday night we went to the monthly Mombasa Club dance. Life music and Al Fresco dining at moderate prices. Ronny and Diana were there as well although in a different party.

 

Late at night, somebody removed the British flag from Her British Majesty's Limousine and threw it into my car perhaps knowing I would return it to it's rightful owner. He thought that the British flag should not be flown at night unless lit up !  (He might have been right as well !) The next morning I promptly walked over to Ronnie's' place with the missing item, the disappearance of which he actually had not noticed.

 

Well, if I had confessed having made love to his wife and daughter the previous evening, the effects could not have been worse. Ronny, usually a pleasant fellow, absolutely blew his top ! It took me half an hour to convince him that I had not done it. Only by referring repeatedly to the fact we Dutch have great respect for national flags because of our long maritime history, could I calm him down. However he swore to take the most horrible revenge on the culprit if he ever found him or her!

 

I did not have a clue who it was but in the end the "villain" owed up to me! It turned out to be a good  friend of ours who worked for Tombooth, an off-shoot of the Twentsche Overzee Handels Maatschappij.  Very English chap, in fact ! We kept the  secret and although Ronnie reminded me many times, I played dumb. He would have murdered my mate. This story is not really very exciting but at the time is was the talk of the town. It also shows what Government servants really get hot under the collar about !

 

A more interesting story was the Sinterklaas party in 1974.

 

Our big garden was a good venue to receive Sint Nicolaas on his birthday, the 5th December. In Holland, the "holy man" arrives by steamboat, but, alas, they were no longer available in Mombasa. Instead we used the HAL motorlaunch "HARAKA", landing the Sint at the "BAHARI" yacht and fishing club and then a five minute ride to our house in an open cabriolet with the Saint sitting on the rear deck accompanied by his servants. 

 

 

 

So the drill was for the Saint and his zwarte Pieten to embark quietly on our motor launch at the Bahari fishing club at about 3 and then disappear towards the sea and shelter in a small inlet. They would then return to the Bahari Club a little later and disembark on the beach where some Dutch people "in the know" by then had gathered.  

 

It so happened that Jomo Kenyatta, Kenya's President had one of his residences on the island facing the inlet ! African Presidents and colleagues usually have rather ruthless  security guards as related in an earlier story.

 

So one of the guards spotted the "Haraka". He saw a European dressed up with a white beard and mitre together with a couple of other Europeans with blackened faces ! Short of emptying  a machine gun at them,  they rushed off to see where they were going: the Bahari Club. So just before "Haraka" beached a contingent of heavily armed soldiers ran onto the premises. 

 

Fortunately the boss of the club was Ken Adcock , ex Manager Mitchell Cotts, retired and now running a fishing club. He spoke fluent Swahili and knew the Dutch Sinterklaas festival from past experience. He managed to constrain the excited army men and when I arrived everything had been smoothed over. But it could have been nasty and it was decided to abolish the landings by boat in future.

 

Some Dutch ladies taught the children the well known songs and all parents joined in the chorus The parties were most enjoyably. The event took place in the late afternoon to avoid the midday heat, not too far from "happy hour". The last guest usually left by 8 o'clock or so. Really a great Dutch tradition !

 

The Mombasa Consulate fell under the Embassy in Nairobi with whom we maintained very good relations. Nice people ! As a rule their Dutch staff only stayed a couple of years, not enough to really get to know the country. So they liked to have an old hand like me on tap ! They also enjoyed holidays at the coast where we arranged good and cheap accommodation.

 

The first ambassador I met was an old chap. One of those who drinks their coffee holding the cup with two shaking hands. Harmless chap and pleasant enough. I don't think he knew many Government people.

 

He did not stay long but his successor, Ambassador Jan Polderman, served in Nairobi longer during my period 1969-1977. A first class, gentle man with a delightful vivacious wife, the opposite of her husband.

 

He was very easily satisfied but he had a hobby horse:  "war graves". Very anxious to discover a Dutch war grave and honour this on the 5th May (hero remembrance day) by laying a wreath. He could not find one in Nairobi and therefore expected me to help !

 

 

 

 

Quite correctly, seafarers in Allied ships who died during the war whilst on active service, were considered war casualties irrespective of the cause of death.

 

I could not trace any Dutch people interred at the British War Graves section of the Mombasa cemetery but in the end I discovered a grave which fitted the bill in the ordinary cemetery. He was a 40 year old chief-steward of a K.P.M. ship. Had died on board of natural causes whilst sailing the Indian Ocean in 1943.

 

The Ambassador was ecstatic and asked me to arrange a wreath to place on the grave on the 5th May,  his wife and some of my staff in attendance together with the Press.

 

Early May is still pretty hot in Mombasa: 36 C,  humidity 95% at midday and the wreath laying had to be arranged at that time so that they could return to Nairobi on the late afternoon flight.

 

It was customary to wear suit (jacket !) and tie. A minute of silence with bowed head and rivers of sweat! But I was  happy to please the old man. He looked very serious during the ceremony but afterwards absolutely beamed!  We, Frits Coers and I, had to suffer this three more times before he was transferred.  Fortunately he did not insist on us singing our National Anthem  ! But if somebody had made the suggestion  !!!

 

               

 Anton Jansen

July, 2005.