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Bugger Off
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(Many thanks to Hotdog Man for these lyrics).
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Yon:
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Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah.
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This is fun,
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Let's do this again next week,
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I think we should.
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Just had one,
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Well, they told me that this gear was really good.
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Gatesy:
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Now I know we've been buddies,
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For four hundred years.
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Through good and through cruddy,
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And part-time careers.
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Scod:
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But recently I'm thinking,
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Tripod:
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Indecently I'm thinking.
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Yon:
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I think you...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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I think you...
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Tripod:
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... know what I'm thinking,
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How's about it, you and me?
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Yon:
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Yeah?
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Aww.
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Well,
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Tripod:
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Bugger off.
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I will love you to the end,
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So bugger off.
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Yes, I know that we're good friends,
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But bugger off.
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No, I'm not having a lend,
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Just bugger off.
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I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.
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Scod:
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Now you know,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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You know...
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Scod:
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And you don't agree that we should do the do.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Do the do, do the do, do the do...
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Scod:
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Prob'ly right,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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You know...
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Scod:
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It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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But then again you never know...
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Scod:
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Then again, you never know,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Oooh...
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Scod:
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If you don't give it a go.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Oooh...
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Scod:
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If you spend your whole life choosing,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Oooh...
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Scod:
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In the end it's you who's losing.
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And what if you succeed and find,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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What if you succeed...
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Scod:
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The perfect one you had in mind?
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Yon and Gatesy:
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The perfect one you need...
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Scod:
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Things are never what you hope they'll be.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Never hoped they'll...
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Tripod:
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It's true, just ask me.
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Bugger off.
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I will love you to the end,
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So bugger off.
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Yes, I know that we're good friends,
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But bugger off.
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No, I'm not having a lend,
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Just bugger off.
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I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Ahh...
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Scod:
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I've got washing to do, and programs to watch.
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Tripod:
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Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style vocals)
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Bugger off...
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