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A Shandy Too Far
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(Many thanks to Hotdog Man for these lyrics).
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Gatesy:
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Table for one,
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Preferably out of the sun,
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Somewhere where it's quiet.
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And a coffee too,
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Better make it black right through,
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I'm feeling fairly shite.
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I don't think I have enough class,
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To handle drinking from a glass,
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Get me water in a plastic cup.
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Tripod:
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I went a shandy too far,
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I woke up in the bed of,
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Someone who I never thought I'd do.
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You know, I went a shandy too far,
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I wonder where I left my car?
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A shandy too far.
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Yon:
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Comfortable bed...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Comfortable bed...
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Yon:
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Shame about the pain in my head.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Wah-ooh ooh.
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Yon:
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Where'd I leave my shoes?
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Well, they're just over there...
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Yon:
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Well, they're over there,
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Over there...
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Yon:
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Underneath my underwear, and...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Under...
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Tripod:
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... where'd I get this bruise?
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Ooh...
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Scod:
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I can hear her come down the hall,
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And bang her head against the wall,
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And wish she didn't have...
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Tripod:
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... appalling luck.
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Scod:
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She went...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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She went...
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Tripod:
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... a shandy too far.
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I woke up in the bed of
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Scod:
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Some...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Some...
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Scod:
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One...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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One...
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Scod:
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Who...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Who...
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Tripod:
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... I just never thought I'd do.
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I know I went...
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Yon:
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I went...
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Tripod:
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... a shandy too far.
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I wonder where I left my car.
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A shandy too far.
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Scod:
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Take my advice,
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Ooh...
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Scod:
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In a crisis,
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Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
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But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
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'Cause there's a caveman inside,
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Brain's just coming along for the ride,
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You'd think I'd learn.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Shandy too far...
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Scod:
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I don't know it all,
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When it will be safe to call.
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We used to be quite friendly,
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But this could be the end-ly.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Bup bup bup bup.
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Scod:
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Cause we went...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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We went...
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Tripod:
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A shandy too far.
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I woke up in the bed of...
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Scod:
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Some...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Some...
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Scod:
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One...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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One...
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Scod:
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Who...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Who...
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Tripod:
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... I just never thought I'd do.
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I know I went...
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Yon and Gatesy:
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I went...
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Tripod:
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... a shandy too far.
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I wonder where I left my car.
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A shandy too far.
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Ooh-ah ooh-ah ooh.
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Gatesy:
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Woah-oh-oh-ohh.
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Yon and Scod:
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Ooh-ah ooh.
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Gatesy:
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Ooh-ooh-ooh.
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Tripod:
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Shandy too far.
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Gatesy:
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Yeah.
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Tripod:
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Ooh-ah ooh-ah ooh.
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Gatesy:
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Ooh-ooh.
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Yon and Scod:
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Ooh-ah ooh.
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Gatesy:
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Ooh-ooh.
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Tripod:
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Shandy too far.
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Yon:
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Mmm-hmm-mmm...
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Tripod:
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Ooh-ah ooh-ah ooh.
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Ooh-ah ooh.
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Yon:
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Shandy too far.
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Scod:
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Shandy too far.
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Gatesy:
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Shandy too far.
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Tripod:
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Ooh-ah ooh-ah ooh.
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Ooh-ah ooh.
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Yon:
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Shandy too...
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Scod:
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Shandy too...
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Gatesy:
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Shandy too...
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Tripod:
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Faaar...
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