|
The Ponds Institute
|
| |
|
|
|
(Many thanks to Hotdog Man for these lyrics).
|
|
|
|
|
Yon:
|
In the days before Krypton exploded
|
|
|
Marlon Brando was skinny, and wars were outmoded.
|
|
|
Superman was a babe, and so was his mother,
|
|
|
And it seemed a world unlike any other.
|
|
|
|
|
|
But I know another place...
|
|
|
|
|
Yon:
|
Take me to that place now,
|
|
|
I am yearning.
|
|
Scod:
|
Take me to that place now.
|
|
Gatesy:
|
It's a school of higher learning.
|
|
Scod:
|
But you don't do class or homework there.
|
|
Yon:
|
Just watch them research skin care.
|
|
Gatesy:
|
And it always gets mixed up with Heaven.
|
|
Scod:
|
Out of ten it scores an eleven.
|
|
|
|
|
Tripod:
|
Take me to The Ponds Institute.
|
|
|
Take me to that house of high repute.
|
|
|
Aaah...
|
|
Gatesy:
|
Everything's light and clean and white.
|
|
|
Dark haired ladies smile with bright teeth.
|
|
Tripod:
|
Beckoning me through,
|
|
|
Sliding doors to a world that knows no flaws.
|
|
Gatesy and Scod:
|
Ponds Institute, Ponds Institute.
|
|
Yon:
|
Potions and ointments.
|
|
|
The Ponds Institute
|
|
Gatesy and Scod:
|
Ahhh...
|
|
Tripod:
|
Is where we'll go.
|
|
|
|
|
Yon:
|
If you're in the market for a lotion.
|
|
Gatesy and Scod:
|
You're in the market for a lotion.
|
|
Yon:
|
Or you need some cream or ointment.
|
|
Gatesy and Scod:
|
Cream and ointment.
|
|
Yon:
|
They've got every potion.
|
|
Yon and Scod:
|
Ahhh...
|
|
Gatesy:
|
Just call them up and state your needs.
|
|
|
The dark haired lady's there to please.
|
|
Yon and Gatesy:
|
Ahhh...
|
|
Scod:
|
From sunblock to blackhead removing.
|
|
|
All their products are always improving.
|
|
Yon and Gatesy:
|
Take it, take it.
|
|
|
Take it, take it.
|
|
|
Take it, take it.
|
|
|
|
|
Tripod:
|
Take me to The Ponds Institute.
|
|
|
Take me to that house of high repute.
|
|
Yon and Scod:
|
Aaah...
|
|
Gatesy:
|
Everything's light and clean and white.
|
|
|
Dark haired ladies smile with bright teeth.
|
|
Tripod:
|
Beckoning me through,
|
|
|
Sliding doors to a world that knows no flaws.
|
|
Gatesy and Scod:
|
Ponds Institute, Ponds Institute.
|
|
Yon:
|
Potions and ointments.
|
|
|
The Ponds Institute
|
|
Gatesy and Scod:
|
Ahhh...
|
|
Tripod:
|
Is where we'll go.
|