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Cuckold
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Scod:
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Umm, this next song is kind of inspired by, I guess a sense of umm...
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(stuffs up the guitar part he is playing) Hang on. I find it quite hard to talk and... speak at the same time...
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Umm... this next song's inspired by a sense of disillusionment with pop lyric writing - people are very lazy with the kind of words they use in their songs, aren't they? They fall back on the same old words... Baby, maybe... love, glove... same old rhymes you see all the time.
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And you know, it's just lazy... the English language is full of some beautiful language... Shakespeare, for example, had some ripper words, and you know, you just don't see enough of them any more. Words that are replete with expressive potential.
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Words like "cuckold", for example. The word "cuckold" means to be someone who has been cheated on by your partner. You used to see it a lot in Shakespeare, don't see it enough anymore in pop music anymore. It's a good word... a beautiful word...
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Tripod:
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I arrived home early, she thought that I'd be late.
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And my girlie wasn't waiting at the gate.
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Yon:
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I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before.
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And there, I heard a noise behind the bedroom door.
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Scod:
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A silent prayer escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store.
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I... I... I...
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Tripod:
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I... I... I... tore the bedsheet off and there she was, with another man.
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I looked into her eyes and then I knew...
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Yon:
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I am now a cuckold... she cuckolded me.
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Tripod:
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When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be.
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This cuckoldation has cuckoldified me.
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And cuckoldentially I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity.
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Yon:
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Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist.
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I should have seen when I looked at her, she was a cuckoldist!
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Scod:
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I am now a cuckold,
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Tripod:
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She cuckolded me!
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Scod:
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Yeah...
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Tripod:
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When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be.
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Yon:
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Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my kness.
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Scod:
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Oh please, I'll reminisce on my pre-cuckitious period.
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Gatesy:
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And these cuckolditory things that made me post-cuckoldic...
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Gatesy:
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Ahh... Cuck!
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Gatesy:
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I feel like such a cuckhead...
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Tripod:
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Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh,
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Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh....
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