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Hot Girl in the Comic Shop
   
Scod: There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
  And I didn't know what to do.
  There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
  She was looking at Doctor Who.
   
Yon and Gatesy: There was an actual girl in the comic shop,
  What a momentous day!
  I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,
  A human-sized cardboard display.
   
Scod: My competition was a kid with pimples,
  And a guy in a wheelchair.
  So I knew I had to act fast.
   
  So many questions in my mind,
Yon: What would be a good pick-up line?
Gatesy: Why had a hot girl just come in?
Scod: If the Hulk fought Spiderman,
Tripod: Who would win?
   
Gatesy: (Pondering) Good question...
   
Scod: I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
Yon: And his manual dexterity.
Gatesy: But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,
Yon: And he's stronger than Spidey would be...
   
  (The girl leaves in disgust)
   
Scod: (Sadly) There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
  Just a minute ago.
  There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
  Did anyone see her go?
   
  Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?
  Guess I'll never know...

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