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Culture
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Tripod:
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I'd go to more opera,
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Gatesy:
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If the fat lady was a skinny lady.
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Tripod:
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I'd go to more opera,
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Yon:
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If you got to come home with a showbag.
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Tripod:
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I'd go to more opera,
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Scod:
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If it was the wrestling.
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Tripod:
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I'd go to more ballet,
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Gatesy:
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If the skinny lady was slightly fatter.
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Tripod:
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I'd go to more ballet,
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Yon:
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If you got to place bets on the outcome.
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Tripod:
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I'd go to more ballet,
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Scod:
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If it was a cockfight.
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Tripod:
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I'd go out and see the symphony,
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If it involved a monster truck,
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And a girl in a bikini.
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I'm so culturally aware,
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Scod:
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That I'd pay good money to see,
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A dog fight a koala bear.
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Tripod:
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Culture!
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Is there under our noses.
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Culture!
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It just happens to be shit!
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That's why we don't go to it.
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Yon:
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I'd go to more cockfights if I knew where they held them...
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