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Japanese Astronauts
   
Gatesy: I know what you're all wondering:
  "Have Tripod ever been to Japan?"
Scod: But you're ignoring a much bigger question:
  "Why don't the Japanese have a space program?"
   
Gatesy: Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts?
Gatesy and Scod: Have you ever seen a Japanese astronaut?
Yon: I'll tell you why you haven't seen one.
Tripod: I'll tell you why...
   
Tripod: Because you can't do,
  A Japanese tea ceremony,
  When you're an astronaut.
Yon: It's those damn fat gloves.
Gatesy and Scod: Fat gloves...
   
Yon: And you can't do,
Gatesy and Scod: You can't do...
Yon: A Japanese tea ceremony,
Tripod: When you're in zero grav.
Yon: 'Cause the tea goes everywhere.
Gatesy and Scod: Tea goes everywhere...

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