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Clinton and the Queen
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(I must admit, I'm not entirely sure who sings which part in this song. Clarification would be appreciated!)
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Robbie:
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The Queen and Bill Clinton were in the country at the same time. Romance? Also, Shane Warne gave us chips - potato chips, and vanilla slice. So they had to be in there somewhere.
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Gatesy:
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(Clinton) Hello Australia - Bill here.
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Gatesy:
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Well, I haven't been down under for quite a while.
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It's great to see you Austrians speak such good English.
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Hey hey hey.
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Hey, I say "gee-day".
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Well, I'm shopping 'round the same speech,
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All around the world.
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My head is in a spin,
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'Cause I think I met a girl.
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Hey hey hey.
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Yon and Scod:
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I found love in the arse-end of the world.
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Yon:
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(Queen) Good day... good day Australia. This is your Queen.
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Yon:
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I haven't been down under for quite a while.
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I love the way you colonials touch me on the back.
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Hey hey hey.
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I say "good day".
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Yon:
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Look, it's the Queen's English. That means that it's MY English, so if I say "blegurgh", you have to include it. Go on, put it in a sentence.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Err... I blegurghed the shops...
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Yon:
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Excellent, excellent.
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Yon:
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Well, I've been waving my white glove,
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From a bullet-proof van.
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But I never felt safer,
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Than with this crude Southern man.
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Hey hey hey.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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I found love in the arse-end of the world.
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Gatesy:
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I did not have sex with that woman. We were making sweet, sweet love. It was too beautiful to use such a crude term.
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We were humping like two wild buffalo and I will not reduce it to some base animal act.
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Gotta tell you though - she's a hellcat!
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Yon and Scod:
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I found love in the arse-end of the world.
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Yon:
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Bill, you send electricity up my spine.
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Gatesy:
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I think that's your pacemaker, but Lizzie, that's just fine.
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Tripod:
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Hey hey hey.
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I think I'll stay.
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Yon:
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Well, Bill, I think that you and I might marry.
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I love the way you get along with my grandson Harry.
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Tripod:
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Hey hey hey.
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Hey hey hey.
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Gatesy:
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Well, I like the little kid,
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He really gets good weed.
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And me and him get whacked,
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And then we watch the Matrix.
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Tripod:
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Hey hey hey.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Then we all get the munchies,
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And 7-11 on the corner looks quite nice.
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He has chips, and I have potato chips.
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Yon:
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And I have crisps... and vanilla slice.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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I found love in the arse-end...
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Yon:
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Maybe you can be the new Governer-General.
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Yon and Scod:
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I found love in the arse-end...
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Gatesy:
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Maybe you in turn, can be my new intern.
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Yon and Scod:
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I found love in the..
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Scod:
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...arse-end...
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Yon:
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...arse-end...
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Gatesy:
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...arse-end...
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Tripod:
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...of the world!
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