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Gospel According to Britney
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Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
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Robbie:
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Britney Spears made a passing quote about heaven. Wil and Adam wondered about the rest of her theological beliefs. With some Latino grooves, for good measure.
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Gatesy:
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In the beginning,
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When there was nothing,
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God said "Let there be rock",
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Then he changed his mind and came up with me.
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Yon and Scod:
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Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
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Scod:
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Then there was Moses,
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Turning sticks into snakes.
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Man, the drugs were good back then,
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If you burn enough bush you could part the Red Sea.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
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Tripod:
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God said, "Let there be light,
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Let there be a stage.
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Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
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You have the right,
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If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
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It's the Gospel...
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Scod:
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... According to Me.
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Yon:
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Then all this other stuff happened.
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I'm not clear on the facts -
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Some sort of exodus,
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Must be a road trip with a coming of age.
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David and Goliath,
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Had some sort of romance, I think.
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In Soddom and Gomorrah,
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And they were turned into pillars of the community.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
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Tripod:
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God said, "Let there be light,
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Let there be a stage.
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Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
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You have the right,
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If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
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It's the Gospel According to Me.
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Scod:
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Okay, time for the Latin stuff!
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Gatesy:
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Arrriba!
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Yon:
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(Makes trumpet noises)
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Yon and Gatesy:
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According to me...
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Scod:
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Everybody wore rags but they didn't make it look good like I do.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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According to me...
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Scod:
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Everybody was a virgin but they didn't make it look good like I do.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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According to me...
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Scod:
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You didn't need to raise from the dead if you had decent management like I do.
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Yon and Gatesy:
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According to me...
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Tripod:
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According to me...
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God said, "Let there be light,
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Let there be a stage.
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Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size".
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You have the right,
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If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting,
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It's the Gospel...
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Gatesy:
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... aaaaaaccording to Me.
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