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Crocodile Hunter - Main Theme
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Robbie:
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The Crocodile Hunter movie was coming up, so the boys had a crack at a theme song. And were dared to throw in a Shakira quote - let's see if you can pick it.
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Gatesy:
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Now, my new Crocodile Hunter movie is going to be huuuuuge, combining all the elements of great Aussie movies, like "Careful He Might Hear You", "The Sum of Us", and "Mad Max". We got Midnight Oil and Jebediah in to do the music, and those crazy whackjobs Tripod to do the lyrics and the words.
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Gatesy:
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Outside the steaming deserts of Pine Gaps,
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The swamps of Uluru.
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The snow-capped peaks of Alice Springs,
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The desert monkeys of Broome.
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Scod:
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You'll find him with his hunting stick,
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And his hunting hat and gloves.
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Yon:
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He's not afraid of anything - no missiles or no guns.
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He's not afraid of ordering seafood on a Monday.
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Gatesy and Scod:
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But ever since the generals dropped their bombs at Katherine Gorge,
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The crocodiles mutated into giant beasts of war.
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Super-intelligent-nightmare-visions-of-the-future,
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Somebody's got to stop them.
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Who's going to save the world,
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Now the crocodiles have taken over?
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Radioactive beasts,
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Feasting on the children.
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Tripod:
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Only one man can,
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Only one man can.
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Gatesy:
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The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man.
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Yon:
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He's got all the toys:
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A post-apocalyptic rocket car,
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Tina Turner in chain mail,
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Just to add a bit of glamour.
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A little kid with a silver boomerang,
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That'll cut your hand clean off.
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Scod:
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Morry (?) Fields!
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Gatesy and Scod:
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The crocodiles make their outposts,
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Out of disused cars and aircrafts.
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Scod:
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The heads of past croc-hunters,
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Gatesy and Scod:
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On pikes along the road.
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Scod:
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There's Paul Hogan's head,
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Glistening in the sun.
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The Leyland Brothers, ??,
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Something for everyone.
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Gatesy:
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And as the Hunter faces them alone,
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His battle cry rings across the sun-bleached bone:
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Gatesy:
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"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
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so you don't confuse them with mountains."
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Who's going to save the world,
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Now the crocodiles have taken over?
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Radioactive beasts,
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Feasting on the children.
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Gatesy:
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Jebediah!
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Tripod:
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(Jebediah-style) Only one man can,
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Only one man can.
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Gatesy:
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The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man. Yeah!
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Who's going to save the world,
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Now the crocodiles have taken over?
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Radioactive beasts,
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Feasting on the children.
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Gatesy:
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Everybody sing!
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Tripod:
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Only one man can,
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Only one man can.
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Gatesy:
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The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man.
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Yon:
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Yeah!
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