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Gatesy:
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Well, it doesn't take a genius to realise, |
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Being good at school can be cool. |
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Put on your lab coats, boffins rule! |
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Yon:
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(Stammering) Umm... umm... I'd actually rather you didn't use the word "boffin", 'cause if anything it means "having sex". |
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Tripod:
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There's nothing wrong with putting on your thinking cap, |
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Though your social skills may be crap. |
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You can impress with these cool facts: |
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Yon:
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That Playstation you're playing at - science made that! |
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Scod:
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That Ghettodeck you're rapping off the beats to - science made that too! |
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Gatesy:
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Without science, we wouldn't have cheap bathtub biker speed! |
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Tripod:
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Oh, science facts are useful, |
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That's why they teach 'em to ya. |
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Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, |
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Don't be a fool, |
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The science school is cool. |
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Well, you may not see a scientist do Rock and Roll, |
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But they understand the mineral properties of rock. |
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As well as the physics of roll. |
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Scod:
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Oh, Mr. Scientist, I burnt my hand bone on a boiling water! |
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Yon:
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How do you know it was boiling? Was it bubbling? |
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Scod:
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Uhh... no. |
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Yon:
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Then it wasn't really boiling. |
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Scod:
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I feel better already. |
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Tripod:
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GO SCIENCE! |
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Gatesy:
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Help, help! I lost my ball bearing down the drain! |
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Yon:
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Then get a magnet, man. |
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Gatesy:
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But it's a really deep drain. |
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Yon:
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Then you'll need a really long magnet. |
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Tripod:
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GO SCIENCE! |
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Oh, science facts are useful, |
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That's why they teach 'em to ya. |
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Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, |
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Don't be a fool, |
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The science school is cool. |
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Scod:
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Oh help, Mr. Scientist, I need you again! |
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How does a hot air balloon rise? |
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Yon:
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Because it's a HOT AIR balloon. |
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Scod:
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Ohh. |
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Gatesy:
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How do I deal with girls and not feel awkward? |
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(Pause) |
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Yon:
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Did you know that the atomic structure of butter is not dissimilar to... |
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Gatesy:
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But... but... but... I was asking about gir... |
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Yon:
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Margarine, on the other hand... |
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Scod:
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Break it down! |
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Tripod:
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Oh, science facts are useful... |
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Oh, science facts are useful... |
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Gatesy:
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Okay, everybody, rock and roll moment! Hold your lighters in the air! |
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Tripod:
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(Clapping) Oh, science facts are useful... |
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Oh, science facts are useful... |
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Gatesy:
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But be careful because butane, even when contained in very small amounts, is an extremely volatile gas. |
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Tripod:
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Oh, science facts are useful... |
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Gatesy:
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Thanks to Issac Newton we can crowd-surf! |
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Tripod:
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That's why they teach 'em to ya. |
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Gatesy:
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Bikini tops are a great invention! |
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Tripod:
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Your teachers wouldn't screw ya, |
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Don't be a fool, |
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The science school is cool! |
