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Bond Theme
   
Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
 
Yon: Die almost never,
  Nearly forever.
  Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
   
Scod: Is there anything that I can do?
  I got to go and see Q.
  On a deadly mission since the day we met,
  The threat is you.
   
Yon and Scod: You took my love for granted,
  Now there's a bomb implanted in my heart.
   
Tripod: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
  Die almost never,
  Nearly forever.
  Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
   
Gatesy: (M) James, you're an outdated dinosaur of a sexist era.
Yon: (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my chest is alarmingly enticing.
Gatesy: (Moneypenny) Oh, James!
Yon: (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're as attractive as you are... forty.
Gatesy: (M) 007, listen carefully. Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah nuclear warhead,
Yon: (Bond) Yes...
Gatesy: (M) Blah blah blah bikinis, blah blah blah jet pack.
Yon: (Bond) Right, so kill all the baddies then.
   
Gatesy: (M) One more thing 007, Q has developed a new voice transmogrifier that will disguise your voice to sound exactly like Elvis Costello.
Yon: (Bond) Why Elvis Costello?
Gatesy: (M) 'Cause Scod really, really, really wanted to.
   
Yon: (Bond) So, who's my target?
Gatesy: (M) Let me use the transmogrifier and tell you. This is my voice now...
   
Scod: (Elvis Costello) A disgruntled ex-president,
  Is becoming incensed.
  About the focus shifting off of his cock,
  Onto world events.
   
Tripod: He's causing all this trouble,
  From an underwater bubble in the sea.
   
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
   
Gatesy: (Clinton) It's time to release the ultimate weapon,
  I will release Faith Hill's next eighty albums into the water supply.
  Before you know it, the world will be wearing gold lame mini-dresses,
  And look like some shaved rats in stilettos.
   
  Once the world has become skankadelic,
  No-one will care about foreign countries any more.
  They'll all be looking at my jis (?) again,
  I miss that.
   
Yon: (Bond) You're going to have to find someone else to look at your jis again.
Gatesy: (Clinton) I thought you were Elvis Costello!
Yon: (Bond) I suddenly remembered my ??
Gatesy: (Clinton) What?
Yon: (Bond) When you have a cigar up an intern, that represented all the skankiest moments in human history. Question: Would you ever smoke that cigar?
Gatesy: (Clinton) No.
Yon: (Bond) Well, now I'm going to smoke you...
   
  (Sounds of a gunfight)
   
Scod: Two, three, four!
Tripod: Die almost never,
  Nearly forever.
  Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
   
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
  Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...

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