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Tattoo Convention
   
Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
 
Yon: I was a man,
  You were a woman.
  Can I make it any more obvious?
  All right, you dumbarses.
   
  All of my life,
  I've been looking for something.
  I thought I could find it in the comfort,
  Of the searing pain of body decoration.
   
Tripod: I find no consolation,
  I'd searched across the nation.
  And my only wish was to find at last,
  A woman with Kylie's arse.
   
Gatesy: Mr Nick Cave:
   
Scod: Until I met you right here today,
  I thought I was piercing my life away.
  Even though we met at a convention,
  Our love was far from conventional.
  Maybe our tattoos were drawn together...
   
Yon: When I first saw you,
  You were handing out fliers.
  Pushing the latest techniques,
  From the newest tatooers.
   
Gatesy: Youse ever gotten any tattoos like these one?
   
Yon: I was blown away,
  Not just by your terrible grammar.
  Because you were displaying the most marvellous
  Tattoo I think I'd ever seen.
   
Tripod: A vision of splendour,
  On your rear-ender.
  I took one look and I cracked my nut,
  You had a tattoo of Kylie's butt!
   
Scod: Until I met you right here today,
Gatesy: Why is it that you do looking at my arses?
Scod: I thought I was piercing my life away.
Gatesy: Oh, we wants it! We needs it!
Scod: Even though we met at a convention,
  Our love was far from conventional.
Gatesy: Oh, begun the clone wars have!
Scod: Baby, our tattoos were drawn together...
   
Gatesy: Key change!
   
Scod: Baby, don't speak, it's just too distracting,
Gatesy: Oh, carn!
Scod: It's just with your pictures I wanna be interacting.
Gatesy: What's that mean?
Scod: Let's go to Vegas for our nuptial celebrations,
  We'll get Elvis to marry us, and he can do all the translations.
   
  I don't really get what you're saying,
  But baby, I got a feeling in my gut.
  But it could just be your/Kylie's butt...

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