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Callista Flockhart in Speedos

   
  (Many thanks to Belinda for these lyrics).
   
  (Ping Ping is a polar bear who they were trying to make breed in captivity. Kanook was his new mate who moved to the gold coast to breed with him.)
   
Yon and Scod: Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping,
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping,
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping,
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping.
   
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping,
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping,
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping,
  Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping.
   
Gatesy: I'm not excited, I'm goin' mad,
  I'm under pressure, the most I've ever had.
  I've seen a picture of Kanook,
  She ain't no picnic, not famous for her looks.
   
Yon: They've spent so much money getting me across the sea,
  A one night only shag that's gonna be on the TV.
Scod: Be on the TV...
Gatesy: And there's too much pressure,
  Trying to perform at your best with a whole room full of zoologists.
  I need an image in my head, so I can do the job in bed...
   
Tripod: Callista Flockhart in Speedos,
  Is the remedy I need-o,
  For me to plant my seed-o.
  Callista Flockhart in Speedos.
   
Scod: I need a fluffer, (?)
  I need some help.
  Maybe I can do it if I think of someone else,
Yon and Gatesy: Someone else...
   
Scod: It's a prime time porno,
Yon and Gatesy: Porno...
Scod: And I don't approve,
  I need some inspiration for my main man to make a move.
Gatesy: No one will ever understand,
  I have the fate of the whole race in my hands.
  I gotta make it happen,
  Try doin' it without opposable thumbs.
   
Tripod: Callista Flockhart in Speedos,
  Is the remedy I need-o,
  For me to plant my seed-o.
Gatesy: Oh yeah...
Tripod: Callista Flockhart in Speedos.
   
Yon and Scod: Callista Flockhart in Speedos...
Gatesy: Yeah, that'll get me through...
Yon and Scod: Is the remedy I need-o...
Gatesy: To do the do I have to do...
Yon and Scod: For me to plant my seed-o...
Gatesy: What would you do if it were up to you?
Tripod: Callista Flockhart in Speedos...
   
Gatesy: Come on baby, dance like the baby in Ally McBeal,
  Come on baby, dance, come on baby, dance.
Gatesy and Scod: Come on baby, dance like the baby in Ally McBeal,
Gatesy: Yeah, I know you can do it for me, c'mon.
Tripod: Come on baby, dance like the baby in Ally McBeal,
  Come on baby, dance!
   
Gatesy: Thank you Australia!

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