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Jacko-Aid

   
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Wil: Michael Jackson's lost his $910 million fortune...
Adam: Gone!
Wil: So we want Jacko and his mates to get there for Jacko-aid, to raise money for Michael Jackson. Hands-across-America style.
Adam: Some of Jacko's friends getting together to see what they can do, and at some stage there'll be a message revealing who is the new Governor-General of Australia. Tripod, take it away with "Jacko-aid"!
   
Scod: Sometimes in the chaos of daily life,
  We forget what's really important.
Yon: And this is one of those times,
  So let's just talk about... Michael Jackson.
   
Gatesy: He's not just a crazy whackjob,
  He's OUR crazy whackjob.
Yon and Scod: Michael Jackson...
Gatesy: He belongs to us all-oo-all.
   
Tripod: Every time we made fun of him,
  We just added to the problem.
  Making fun of him in song,
  Might feel right but it's prob'ly wrong.
   
Scod: But maybe one more spoof is what he needs...
   
Tripod: 'Cause if spoofs drove him mad,
  Maybe spoofs can save him.
  This could be the spoof,
  This could be the spoof,
  This could be the spoof,
Scod: That saves Michael Jackson.
   
  Yeah...
Yon: Oooo...
   
Gatesy: He was such a promising child,
  Until he was defiled.
Yon: Michael Jackson...
Gatesy: By the hounds of comedy.
   
Tripod: Now he's crazy and he's broke,
  Thanks to Eddie Murphy's jokes.
  Now he looks like a total dick,
  Thanks to Weird Al Yankovic.
   
Scod: But maybe just one more spoof is what he needs...
   
Tripod: If spoofs made him poor,
Scod: Then maybe spoofs can pick him up again.
Yon and Gatesy: This could be the spoof...
Scod: Yeah...
Yon and Gatesy: This could be the spoof...
Scod: Let me hear it...
Yon and Gatesy: This could be the spoof...
Scod: That saves Michael Jackson.
   
Gatesy: Now, a special annoucement from the new Governor-General - the Right and Honourable Justin Timberlake!
   
Yon: (Justin) You know, I never heard of no Michael Jackson, I just watch all his videos, copy his whole act and... I've got a new song coming out, and I've called it "Blanket". And I don't do this either - "Whoo! Hehehe!".
   
Gatesy: Now, an all-star tribute, featuring one of Michael's friends - Shaggy!
   
Yon: (Shaggy) If spoofs drove him mad... woh...
  Maybe spoofs can save him...
   
Gatesy: Little Bow-Wow and Nikki Webster!
   
Yon and Scod: (Bow-Wow and Nikki) This could be the spoof,
  This could be the spoof,
  This could be the spoof,
  That takes him...
Scod: (Metallica) Back to never-never land...
   
Gatesy: Yeah!
   
Yon: (Shaggy) Woh!

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