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Avril's Film

   
Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
 
  (Thank you to Lisa for the intro of this song).
   
Adam: Now what is the challenge this morning, Wil?
   
Wil: Ah well, basically, off the news that Avril Lavigne's "Sk8a Boi" is going to be made into a full length motion picture, we heard the rumour (or made up the rumour) that one of the great movies of all time was also based on an Avril Lavigne song. Could we hear the Avril Lavigne song?
   
Adam: Okay, so what have you got for us Tripod? And you're going to have an obscure word in there that we'll all pretend to know the definition of.
   
Scod: Yes. The obscure word's in the bit we haven't rehearsed yet too.
Adam: Excellent.
Scod: Obscure language warning.
Adam: Ohhh, language warning in this one. Fire away, Tripod...
   
Yon: My Daddy drove me to the country,
  Because he needed a new job.
  Where he could write,
  Where he could think uninterrupted.
Scod: But every night, I just saw blood.
   
Gatesy and Scod: My Mumma started to get lonely,
  On the CB radio.
Tripod: But every day, she would have awkward conversations,
  With a man she didn't know.
   
  The old man said, "I have the shining",
  "I can see things no-one else could see".
Scod: I don't want to sound like I'm whining,
Gatesy: Everything's covered in blood, how could that be?
   
Tripod: Everything looks like it's covered in blood to me.
   
Yon: Daddy was typing in the lobby...
Gatesy and Scod: Typing in the lobby...
Yon: And Mum snuck a look at what he'd done...
Gatesy and Scod: Snuck a look at what he'd done...
Tripod: He told my Mum, "I'm gonna smash your fuckin' head in",
  Maybe something was wrong.
   
  Blood coming down the corridors,
  Axe-murder in the hall.
  Nude old lady in the bath,
  Imaginary balls.
   
Scod: And what the hell's with these two little girls,
  That are constantly freaking me out?
  What a shit superpower!
  What a shit superpower!
   
Tripod: The old man said, "I have the shining",
  "Special power of magic skill".
  But it turns out I can only see things,
Scod: If someone there has been brutally killed.
   
Tripod: The old man said, "I have the shining"...
Gatesy: Shining, shining, shining...
Scod: Now my Dad's...
Yon and Scod: ... frozen in a maze...
Gatesy: He's frozen in a maze...
   
Scod: I wish my Mum and Dad had...
Yon and Scod: ... never commnubiated.
Scod: 'Cause my Mum's annoying and my Dad's just crazed.
   
  This power is crap in, oh, so many ways.

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