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Mushroom Risotto
   
Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
 
Adam: What is the challenge for Tripod today, Wil?
Wil: Well, this is pretty much my ADD challenge for Tripod, 'cause it was just random shit that I came up with on the spot. Basically, Tripod, I want reference to mushroom risotto. I want to explain the death of Harold Holt, or the disappearence of Harold Holt if it wasn't a death. We want a hissy fit/dummy spit a la John Drummond from the World Championships of Athletics. We want it all in the style of Radiohead.
Adam: And in one stage you have to use far too many adjectives to describe something, preferably twelve adjectives where one would have done. Take it away, Tripod!
   
Gatesy: This is a Radiohead song, so it goes without saying it really is a hissy fit anyway.
Scod: Yeah, pretty much.
   
Scod: Take it away from me.
  This foreign food, I'm not ready.
Yon and Scod: It's always been steak and chips for me.
Tripod: Bread and butter pudding,
  Cups of tea.
   
  (Lots of Radiohead-style ahh-ing)
   
Scod: What do you call...
Tripod: ... this dish?
Scod: I recognise...
Tripod: ... the mushrooms.
  But why is the rice not fried,
Yon: With bacon bits and fragments of egg?
Scod: This country's changing too fast for me.
   
Yon: This is my new motto:
  "Keep your damn risotto".
   
Tripod: Too much cheese,
  Stop it, please.
  Too much cheese.
   
Scod: Take it away...
Tripod: ... from me.
Scod: I thought I knew...
Tripod: ... what country,
  That I was Prime Minister...
Scod: Of.
   
Tripod: I'll have to go take a swim,
  Try to calm down, cool off.
   
  This is my new motto:
  "Keep your damn risotto".
   
Yon: I'm in the sea,
  The moist, wet, liquid is slushy, watery, runny, oceany,
  Aquatic, H2O, damn soaking, drowny sea.
   
Scod: I now know you're supposed to wait,
Gatesy and Scod: Half an hour after you ate.
   
Tripod: Sinking fast...
  It was my last...
  Repast...
Gatesy and Scod: Sinking fast...
   
Yon: (Robotic) Mushroom Risotto. Serves four.
   
  One cup, white wine.
  Half litre, chicken stock.
  Continental parsley.
  Arboreal rice.
   
  Stir stock constantly.
  Keep stirring, or it will stick to the pan.
  Add parmesan at last minute.
  You can also add continental parsley approximately five minutes before finishing.
  Serve with parsley as garnish.
   
  Not to be served to Australian Prime Ministers.

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