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Banana Rap
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Download the mp3 of this song from the Triple J website.
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(Many thanks to Lisa for these lyrics).
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Gatesy:
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Comin' out to you Stateside.
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Gatesy:
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B1 and B2, they're kickin' the jams,
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They're kickin' the jams,
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They're kickin' the jams,
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In their jammies.
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B1 and B2, they're kickin' the jams,
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They're kickin' the jams,
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They're kickin' the jams.
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Alone in the basement of the ABC,
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B1 and B2, but no B3.
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'Cause they're just hurting themselves,
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They're heads on the shelf.
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The kids won't stay,
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'Cause all the suckers won't play.
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'Cause there's too many characters,
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Too many characters.
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They're losing their feel,
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They're not keeping it real.
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Word up, teddy bear,
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There's a banana on your tail.
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're comin' down the stairs.
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're comin' down in pairs.
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're chasin' teddy bears.
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Yon:
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Bananas...
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Scod:
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Hopin' to catch them unawares, unawares...
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Yon and Scod:
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And the teddy-bear cops is everywhere,
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And they kill Big Bird, you just don't care.
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B1 and B2, they don't need help,
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'Cause all their old friends is on the shelf.
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Gatesy:
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Don't push them, 'cause
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They're close to the edge.
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'Cause they're trying not to,
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Bust a cap in your arse.
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're comin' down the stairs.
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're comin' down in pairs.
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're chasin' teddy bears.
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Yon:
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Bananas...
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Scod:
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They're hopin' to catch them unawares, unawares...
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It's time to get, time to get serious,
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A space here a space here, we've carved out our space here,
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Get out of my face, dear,
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You outta the race, dear.
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Come down to my studio, sue, sue, sue to you,
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I know what I'll do to you.
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I'm gonna talk lewd to you.
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Come over here and I'm gonna ****,
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And then I'm gonna ****,
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And then I'm fuckin' ****.
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Gatesy:
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B1 and B2, they're kickin' the jams,
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They're kickin' the jams,
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They're kickin' the jams,
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In their jammies.
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're comin' down the stairs.
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Bananas in pyjamas,
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They're comin' down in pairs.
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Gatesy:
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Yo, we keeping it real this time stateside.
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We called in all our friends to help with the message.
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Gatesy:
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Yo Shaggy, you there?
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Yon:
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(Shaggy) Woh, woh, woh... woh...
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Here come the bananas...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Pass the buck.
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Yon:
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Here come the bananas...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Pass the buck.
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Yon:
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Excuse me, Mr Officer...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Pass the buck.
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Yon:
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Still comin' down the stairs...
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Gatesy and Scod:
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Pass the buck.
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Yon:
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Woh... oh, we multiply,
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And we don't ask why.
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Then they realise,
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Cha-cha-cha-chang!
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Gatesy:
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Cha-cha-cha-chang...
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What the frig does that mean, anyway?
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Scod:
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They wanna get Burgo to mergo on my show,
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I say "no, like Sir Joh, it's no go".
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I know I made a bone but this is my home,
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I slapped some chrome up side some mother fuckin' dome.
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Gatesy:
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B1 and B2, they're kickin' the jams...
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas in pyjamas...
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Gatesy:
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They're kickin' the jams...
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Yon and Scod:
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They're comin' down the stairs...
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Gatesy:
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They're kickin' the jams...
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas in pyjamas...
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Gatesy:
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In their jammies...
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Yon and Scod:
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They're comin' down in pairs.
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Gatesy:
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B1 and B2, they're kickin' the jams...
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas in pyjamas...
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They're chasin' teddy bears...
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Gatesy:
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They're kickin' the jams...
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Yon and Scod:
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Bananas...
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Gatesy:
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In their jammies...
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(Repeated several times while fading out)
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Gatesy:
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That’s a live fade out, people!
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