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Meg Ryan
   
  (Many thanks to Belinda for these lyrics).
   
  (The challenge was to include Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe's affair, and a ride-on lawnmower, from the perspective of Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan痴 former husband).
   
Gatesy: Oh yeah, oooooooooooh.
   
  The first time I saw your face on the set of "Inner Space",
  Thought it would always be like this.
  Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker,
  A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss.
  But it was not to be,
  You left me for a dirty stinking Aussie.
  That skinheaded Gladiating fool,
  That 30 odd foot of tool.
   
Scod: Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride-on lawnmower,
  While you ride on Russell Crow-er.
Tripod: Meg Ryan,
Scod: I知 crying over you.
   
Gatesy: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  You built an empire out of romantic comedies, like,
  "Sleepless in Seattle", "Courage Under Fire", and "When Harry Met Sally".
  You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn稚 see you comin', no, no,
  But tell me baby, were you faking it with me?
   
Scod: 'Cause I知 mowing...
Tripod: ... lawns, on a ride-on lawnmower, Meg.
  'Cause you ride on Russell Crow-er.
  Meg Ryan,
Scod: I知 crying over you.
   
Yon: What was it baby? Was it 'cause he was in "Virtuosity?"
Tripod: That shouldn稚 be a selling point, you can take it from me, take it from me, yeah!
Yon: How is he baby, when he gets you in the bed?
  All reports are that he痴 "Quick and the Dead",
Tripod: Quick and the Dead!
Gatesy: Yeeaaah!
   
Scod: And I知 mowing...
Yon and Scod: Lawns on a ride-on lawnmower...
Scod: Diva by Gatesy.
Yon and Scod: 'Cause you...
Gatesy: You you you...
Yon and Scod: Ride on Russell Crow-er...
Gatesy and Scod: And I知 mowing lawns on a ride-on lawnmower...
Yon: I'd like to bury him up to his head, in the grass then mow him dead...
Gatesy and Scod: While you ride on Russell Crow-er...
Yon: Teach him a lesson that he値l never forget, I知 gonna get him with a trident and a net...
Gatesy and Scod: Meg Ryan, I知 cryin' over...
   
Gatesy: Thank you!

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