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Building an Enid
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Scod:
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All right!
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Gatesy:
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Good? Get time to stretch your legs? Fantastic. Great.
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So! Back in character. Tosswinkle's weakness is Enid, eh? Well, I shall build me an Enid! I will build a giant wooden Enid. Yes, I will build Tosswinkle a giant wooden Trojan girlfriend...
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Yon and Scod:
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(In the background) Heave ho... heave ho...
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Gatesy:
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Just picture her... that floats... you know, a big one, made of wood, armed with cannons and two hundred armed men. Several of them.
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Yon and Scod:
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Heave ho... heave ho...
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Gatesy:
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Maybe I should have more men with less arms. Sort of. Maybe, I'll have two hundred men with normal arms, normal legs - that should suit well. Good.
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Yon and Scod:
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Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho.
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We're building an Enid, Enid, Enid, Enid.
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Gatesy:
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What are you doing, Yonny?
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Yon:
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(Making arm movements) I'm printing fliers to attact builders and artisans. And hopefully sponsorship from wood companies. What are you doing, Gatesy?
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Gatesy:
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(Making arm movements) Well, I'm making our workers a special energy drink.
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Yon:
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Right...
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Gatesy:
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I'm mixing milk with other milk. I will call it "Double Milk"! It will give twice the energy of normal milk. What are you doing, Scod?
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Scod:
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I'm playing the guitar!
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Scod:
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And together we're building an Enid.
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Tripod:
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We're building an Enid.
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All of Gary Coleman's former plans have been no good.
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Scod:
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Enid...
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Tripod:
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But who can resist a giant woman made of wood?
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Yon:
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To lure Tosswinkle to his ultimate demise.
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Scod:
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She has that "come hither and get killed" look in her eyes.
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Gatesy:
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Both unsinkable, and a real lady.
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Tripod:
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She'll never go down on us!
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Yon:
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It's a lie!
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Scod:
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It's a subterfuge!
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Gatesy:
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It's a bloody trick!
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Tripod:
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It's a most slight-of-handed endeavour.
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Gatesy:
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It's like sawing a woman in half,
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Tripod:
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But the other way around.
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We're putting a woman together.
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Scod:
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She's the most uniquest woman since I can't remember when.
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What other girl accommodates two hundred armed men?
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Tripod:
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As well as recreational facilities,
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Including table tennis.
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We're building an Enid, Enid, Enid.
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Scod:
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If the Enid doesn't build...
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Yon:
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If the Enid doesn't build...
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Gatesy:
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If the Enid doesn't build...
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Tripod:
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... us first!
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ENID!
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Yon:
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Toot toot!
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Gatesy:
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Yeah!
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Scod:
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All right!
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Gatesy:
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How cool is it? How cool is Admiral Gary Coleman? He's just there... he's kicking pirate butt.
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