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Mark Holden
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Yon:
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Thank you for coming home,
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An Aussie who's back from OS.
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Scod:
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We're pleased to have you as our guest,
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'Cause we are...
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Yon and Scod:
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... Proud of you,
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Yes, we're proud of you.
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Yon:
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Dark-haired and handsome and tall,
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And you can write songs, you've got it...
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Yon and Scod:
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... Alllllllll...
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'Cause you are Holden,
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You started in seventy-four.
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Now you're a big producer,
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Yon:
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Working with Hasselhoff,
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Yon and Scod:
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What is he really like?
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But..
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Scod:
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You don't give us flowers,
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You don't sing us love songs,
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We don't see much of you any more.
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'Cause you went to the States,
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And we're all housewives now.
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I remember when you used to be on Countdown,
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We'd try to pull your pants down.
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Now you're just writing songs,
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For that bloody Hasselhoff.
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Now that Young Doctors is gone,
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I just turn my telly on.
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Yon:
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I can show you a world,
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One with TV and radio.
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Stage productions and songwriting,
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Christ! Mark, you've done a lot.
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Scod:
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A Holden world,
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He's got Logies galore.
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Yon and Scod:
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A world of versatility.
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Wrote for Kim Basinger,
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The Manhattans,
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Scod:
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And Nathan Cavaleri's new CD.
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Yon:
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I have a picture,
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Pinned to my wall.
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An image of you holding flowers,
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And laughing and loving it all.
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Yon and Scod:
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But look at your life now,
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Pulling the strings.
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Developing talents and writing for rock stars,
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And that kind of thing.
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Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh-ohhh...
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Holden now,
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Ohhh... Lives in Oz,
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Scod:
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Twice the man...
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Yon:
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Yes, he's twice the man...
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Scod:
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... That he ever was.
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Yon:
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He's gonna make you your lady,
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Scod:
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That he ever was.
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Make you your lady.
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Yon and Scod:
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Holden's now,
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Whoa... still a spunk.
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Scod:
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Stay with me...
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Yon:
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Stay with me...
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Scod:
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I'll get you drunk,
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Get your pants on fire.
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Yon:
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Gonna make me your lady,
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Make me your lady,
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Scod:
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Make me your lady.
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