We needed some high heels.
I was going to paint the shoes on - so all we needed was some high heels.
I visited a local, cheapie shoe shop, and explained to the young lady serving,
that I wanted some size 7 high heels.
"What color?" ... "Well it doesn't matter really, I'm going to paint them black anyway."
"What style?" .. "Well it doesn't matter either, because I'm going to cut the tops off."
.. and then she decided someone else could serve me!