"ROFLMAO!!"
Darth Maul cried as he stumbled from his chair. His neighbours wondered what went out in the humble house of Darth Maul. Ever since he came back from his adventure with the Random Insane, his own sanity had been questioned. He brought back many lame jokes and fads, and he was generous to give them out (unfortunately). However, he kept one thing to himself, and what that was, no one knew. Save one: his heir, Devin Morgan. Devin was quite young, but was well-known as a respectable Mod in Mod Social. Occasionally the mysterious Scottie_theNerd would visit and join in their merry activities, but he came and went without much notice.
This time, however, Darth Maul was holding a party. Beer, babes and banned users, everything a Moderator wanted. And every Moderator was invited! Preparations began, and invitations were sent out and replied to, and random users were suspended. This would be a party to remember.
Before the party however, a four-eyed guy arrived at Darth's house. He
knocked on the door.
"**** off", cried a voice inside.
"Now now, Mr. Mod, I wouldn't flame your visitor. Open or else I'll mod
you."
There was the sound of somebody running, and the door flew open. Darth Maul
looked at his visitor in surprise.
"Scottie_theNerd! Damn man, what took you so long? Did you bring the CG
chicks?"
"Right here", grinned Scottie.
It had been a while, and there was much to discuss. It was well known that Darth
would not stay much longer at Mod Social, but where he was going only Scottie
and Devin knew. At long last, the night of the party arrived...
Eager guests flooded into Darth's house, and there was much chatter and break dancing,
and CG chicks, who drew much attention. Finally, at 4 in the morning, Darth got
up on the table.
"Speech! Speech!", cried the drunk crowd.
"y0 w4ssUp f00z!...or in English, greetings friends!", began Darth.
Devin eyed Darth suspiciously. "Uh...Darth..." Darth ignored this and
continued.
"This is one 1337 party, as you all agree." The crowd cheered.
"Firstly, there is free b33r in the fridge, if anyone wants." A few
Mods ran into the kitchen. "And our fabulous CG chix0rz are
leaving..." The entire room becomes empty. "Finally, I would like to
say, scr3w you all. You all sux0rz, I'm off to Hawaii with h0t chix0rz!"
And with that, he leapt out the window.
Devin was last standing in the empty room. At that moment, Scottie walked in.
"Wtf...", began Devin.
"Yeah, I know. Though I hoped he wouldn't do that", answered Scottie.
"Is he really gone?"
"Dunno. He'll probably end up in a gutter somewhere."
Devin sighed. "Did he at least leave me some beer?"
"Well, he did leave you that." Scottie pointed.
Devin walked over the the computer. "ROFLMAO!!"
Scottie nodded. "Careful not to abuse it though. There's a new virus about.
Better watch out for that. Anyway, I need sleep. 24 hours awake does weird
things to you. Peace out", and with that, Scottie left.
Last updated May 8 2004