It was months until Scottie finally returned, but it was in great grief that
he did. Devin was about to open the door when suddenly, it flew into his face
and slammed him against the wall. Footsteps were heard.
"****in' hax0r", muttered Devin, as he reached for his PIE button.
"HOLD IT!"
Devin froze. "Scottie! Wtf you doing!?"
"Long story", muttered Scottie as he ushered Devin into the study.
"Copy that Screenshot onto this disk."
"Huh?"
"DO IT!"
"Alright, geez...", grumbled Devin as he copied the Screenshot onto
the disk.
"Okay, now delete the original", ordered Scottie.
"Dude, NOW you have to explain..."
Scottie began pacing around the room. "Long ago, there were great Mods.
Some were for Misc, some for Social and some for Flamers. When the Admin CJayC
came into power, the Socialists and Flamers fell under his dominion. However, he
lacked one thing. He was imperfect, for he had been modded, and evidence of his
weakness had spread. He wants to remove this weakness. Or rather, he wants to
feed upon it to give him more strength."
"Hold on", Devin interrupted. "Exactly why are you telling me
this now?"
"He's back, Devin. You know who."
"Darth?"
"No, CJayC", said Scottie, shaking his head.
"What am I supposed to do?"
"That screenshot is THE Screenshot, taken after CJayC was modded. He wants
it now, but he must never get it. His minions have awakened, and he sends them
forth."
Devin looked uncertain. "How do they know where to look?"
"The Admin can see people's IP addresses..."
"...oh ****...", answered Devin.
"The Screenshot is our only hope of destroying CJayC. We must send it to
the forbidden lands of Generated Messages, where it can KoS CJayC."
Devin freaked out. "Holy ****! No way! Here, you do it!"
"Can't be ****ed."
"..."
There was silence.
"Uh, Scottie?", inquired Devin.
"Shh...hax0r..."
With a swift movement, Scottie leapt to the window and modded it. There was a
scream, and a Moderator flew into the room.
"FENCEDUDE!", shouted Devin.
Fencedude stood up. "Wtf? What's this about CJayC's and Admins and
Screenshots? You going to Generated Messages or something?"
"I think we may have to silence you...", muttered Scottie.
"What!? No way! You can't do that! You can send me to Generated Messages
and make me take on CJayC himself, but never silence me!"
"...hmmm, now that's an idea..."
Later, on the road...
"So Devin, buddy, where are we going again?"
"Fence....shut the **** up..."
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Last updated May 8 2004