Devin woke up the next morning. He had one hell of a hangover, and was lying
in the middle of a field. The sun was shining over the grass, warming all the
ground all around him. He got up and began looking for Fencedude. He found him
later...in a nearby pond.
"Uh...Fence?" asked Devin.
"...la...la...la...la", sang Fence, floating on his back.
Devin looked at Fencedude. "Fence? You OK?"
"La...la...la..."
Devin shrugged and moderated the pond. Fencedude came flying out and landed in
front of Devin, flapping like a fish.
"Chix0rz! Chix0rz! Where all da hot chix0rz!? You modded them!"
"Fence...shut the **** up."
Devin hauled the pissed Fence onto his feet and dragged him back to the
clearing. After throwing Fence onto the grass, Devin shook his head and rubbed
his eyes. Fence continued babbling.
"I see...lights...chix0rz...weird looking people..."
"Fence, for the last time, SHUT THE..." Devin stopped. They had
company.
Two Mods stood in the clearing along with Devin and Fence. They stared at
each other for a while, until one of the strangers spoke.
"All your base are belong to us", said the stranger.
"You have chance to survive make your time", said the second.
Devin raised an eyebrow. "You guys were at the party too? Geez, and I
thought I was the only drunk one. Apart from this thing at my feet."
Fence stirred, and looked at the two strangers. "Wash...shup...ChiZPoof..."
One of the strangers stepped back. "How did you know my name??"
"...yesh...I remember you. You were in my dream, pickin' up chix0rz with
me...and...er...Kaboobi."
At this, the second stranger started. "I did not pick up chiz0rz!"
"What you say!" shouted ChiZPoof.
"I say what?" answered the drunk Fence.
"Shut the **** up", flamed Kaboobi.
Devin drew his PIE. "Silence, all of you. I have PIE, and I'm not afraid to
use it!"
And so, the four Moderators returned to the road. The birds were singing and
butterflies were fluttering by. The Mods were higher than usual, except for
Fence, who was still stoned. As the company reached the top of the hill, they
stopped.
"Man, this is so cool", said ChiZPoof.
"Ya man...", replied Kaboobi, nodding his head.
"I see prettier lights", said Fencedude dreamily.
Devin looked towards their destination. "So how much longer?"
Kaboobi got up and stood next to Devin. "Probably this evening."
"EVENING!?" cried Devin. "What the hell would take so
long??"
"Well you see, there's still a long way..."
"LONG WAY???" shouted Devin. "It's right there!" He pointed
down the road.
"Uh...well, we know a shortcut..."
"Shortcut? Wtf? It's straight down the road! The fastest way from A to B is
in a straight line!"
"Not when you're drunk."
"Aye to that", added Fence.
Devin looked uncertain. "Don't worry! You pay us Karma, we get you good
stuff ^_^", said ChiZPoof. "Come! Follow us!"
Soon the Mods were crossing a strange field. There was an odd, yet soothing
smell in the air. While they were walking, Devin went up to Kaboobi.
"What grows in this field?" asked Devin.
"Why, magic mushrooms of course!" answered Kaboobi proudly.
"There's nothing a Mod likes more than magic mushrooms!"
"THIS is why you took us here?"
"Of course ^_^", answered Kaboobi.
ChiZPoof stopped. "Uh...guys..."
"?"
They heard the sounds of sirens. "Oh ****! The cops! Run!" They darted
to the nearest house, which appeared to be empty...for now at least. The Mods
climbed through the window and hid beneath the furniture. They heard the sirens
pull up towards the house, and footsteps approached the door. Then, the door
opened, and a person walked in...
"MrMoogle!" cried ChiZPoof.
"Poofie! Wassup my bro? What're you doing in my house? And who are these
guys??" said the person.
"I'm sure you know Kaboobi. This is Devin, and his drunk companion is
Fencedude."
At this, Moogle hesitated. "Fencedude? Sounds familiar. You got a criminal
history, son?"
Fencedude looked around. "Who, me?"
"No no no, this is just a mistake", said Devin.
"Hey, I know you", said Moogle, to Devin. "You tried to steal my
magic mushrooms, didn't you?"
"Well...uh...I was planning on giving them back..."
"LoL", answered MrMoogle. "Don't worry, I never saw a thing.
Anyway, make yourselves feel at home. If you want anything, just ask. There's 'shrooms,
dope, some crack...I think I got some juice in the back..."
Devin hesitated. "I don't think we should..."
"Hey! Don't worry! I'm a cop, no one will know. And afterwards, I'll take
you in my squad car to the bridge. It'll save you some time."
"Squad car?"
"Yea. Jacked it while playing GTA3."
After the Mods got high and had a midday nap, the Mods got into Moogle's car
as he drove towards the river. Fencedude was happily awake, already impressed
with the quality of the dope. MrMoogle began. "Say, did you guys ever have
a name for your River?"
"Erm...", replied Kaboobi. "We don't actually..."
"Wtf?"
"Don't ask."
"Fair enough."
When they reached the bridge, they said goodbye to Moogle. "Nice to meet
you, MrMoogle", said Devin. "We should get together sometime."
"No problem", said Moogle. "Which reminds me, I have this for
you." He handed them a package. The radio buzzed in his car. After
answering it, Moogle got in.
"Sorry fellas, got a 5-0 down at Greenway. You boys play nicely from now
on, ok?" And he left.
The Mods opened the package. They smiled as the smell of 'shrooms filled the air.
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