"It's getting late. How 'bout y'all crash by my place?" suggested
ChiZPoof
The Mods bought their tickets and boarded the ferry. While they were crossing
the River, the Mods looked back and saw a figure standing there.
"****!!You ****s! Why the **** did you ****ing leave me here?? Go and ****
yourselves you *****y ****s"
Kaboobi blinked. "What was that?"
"Long story", said Devin, staring just as blankly.
"Why didn't he just cross the Bridge?"
Devin shrugged. "I dunno. Speaking of which, why did we go on the Ferry
instead of crossing the darn Bridge?"
"Gee, I don't know! Stop asking me these mathematical questions!"
The Mods got off the ferry and headed off to ChiZPoof's place. Long ago, KraZPoof arrived and claimed the area as his own, naming it Poofsville. Poofsville was exposed to the east by #gamefaqs, an ancient forest of chat servers and channels. Occasionally, ghosts of the past would haunt the homes of the Poofs, so the inhabitants set up a Firewall to stop them, and built an Electric Fence from the Road to the mountains in the south. Though the Firewall grew old with constant assaults, the Electric Fence was kept charged at a steady 30,000 volts. The Poofs were always regarded as...well, Poofs by the Mods of Mod Social. In actual fact, they weren't much different to normal Mods, save one thing: they believed PIE sux0red.
Soon, the Mods reached the house of ChiZPoof. There, his butler Starky27
greeted them and escorted the exhausted travellers and prepared dinner (and
magic mushrooms) while the guests cleaned themselves. The Mods feasted, and got
high. Afterwards, they sat by the TV talking about the recent events.
"So Devin, care to explain that guy at the Ferry?" asked ChiZPoof.
"Oh, he's just gotten himself mixed with some...strange...people...",
answered Fencedude.
"Strange?"
"Well you see, one day he went to a strip-"
"Fence...shut the **** up", interrupted Devin.
"Huh? I was getting to the good part!"
Devin modded Fence. "Anyway, the guy at the ferry was a Flamer. To be
honest, I've never met him before, althoigh I do recall Scottie_theNerd saying
something about them."
"But they don't want to flame you though", said Kaboobi. "They
want something else..."
"What?"
"We know what you're doing here."
"How?"
ChiZPoof grinned. "We have connections."
Fencedude stood up. "I knew it! You hax0rz!"
"HAx0rz!?" cried Devin.
"No no no, we wouldn't do that!" said Kaboobi.
"That's...uh...right...we don't know your IP address", backed up
ChiZPoof.
"Of course it's not 104.81.21.19"
Devin glared. "What!?!?!?!"
"See! They're hax0rz!" screamed Fence.
ChiZPoof stood up. "Fence, a minute please."
"?"
"Come, outside."
Fence and ChiZPoof walked outside. In the meantime, Devin and Kaboobi were
left alone. "Uh...so...nice weather, no?" asked Kaboobi, trying to
change the subject.
"No", answered Devin.
Devin heard some strange noises outside. He heard someone being slammed against
the wall, and struggled to hear their conversation.
"Listen Fence, you either shut up, or every Poof within this vicinity will
have your head on a silver platter", said a voice.
"Wtf? I listen to no Poof."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"C'mon man, we know you're a hax0r"
"Listen to me: You did not come into my house. You did not try to sell me
deathsticks. You hacked into your friend's computer. You will buy me an orange
sherbet."
A few minutes later, they returned.
"I am sorry, Devin", said Fencedude. "It was I who hacked into
your computer."
"0.o"
Kaboobi nodded. "See, told ya. You shouldn't have trusted Fencedude."
Devin eyed them suspiciously. "Hey ChiZPoof, where'd ya get the Orange
Sherbet?"
"Um...er....the fridge??"
>.<
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Last updated May 8 2004