"Three Mods for Misc, where nothing much occurs
Seven for the Socials, where Gods and Devils confer
Nine for the Flamers, who have no taste
One for the Admin, who shall lay waste.
In the land of Generated Messages, where only he can go.
One Mod to rule them all, One Mod to search them
One Mod to ban them all, and in the darkness KoS them
In the land of Generated Messages, where only he can go."
All these Mods were created from 1337s, save one. While the Three were purely 1337, the Seven and the Nine were tainted by the Admin CJayC, and fell under his dominion when he created the One. Soon, doom spread about the world of GameFAQs, as innocents continued to be modded and the merciless armies of Ceej laid waste to the peaceful lands. One by one they toppled, and the end was nigh.
That was until the Users and the 1337s created the Last Alliance to defy the might of the Admin. Their armies, led by the great Nemesis and the divine KatThePoet, faced the modding armies of CJayC on the borders of Generated Messages. They fought long and hard, and victory was at hand, until He came forward. With a sweep of his hand, a hundred users were modded before everyone's eyes and a hundred more when he was done. Nemesis stood strong and valiant, and while CJayC was recovering from the lag of his attacks, Nemesis modded CJayC, condemning him to a tarnished history.
Though this may have been forgotten, the hearts of Users come and go like the wind. Nemesis smiled at his moderation, and saved a screen shot of his success against the Admin. The Admin has a mind of his own, however. In his home, Nemesis was viewing the Screenshot when suddenly, a blackout struck, and Nemesis and his comrades were slain. Only a handful made it back from the battlefields, and the Screenshot was lost.
But what is lost may yet be found, and the Screenshot fell into the hands of the devious WhizKid, who had secretly killed his brother whiz kid upon the Screenshot's discovery. The sadistic enjoyment of the Screenshot corrupted WhizKid, and he forever treaded the darkness...until the most unlikely being came upon the Screenshot.
This being was Darth Maul. He kept the Screenshot, and forever laughed at it, and forever it laughed at him...
Moderators are weird folk. Many outlanders claim they have no lives, while others worship them as gods. Moderators, however, tend to keep to themselves, while some occasionally flaunt their powers and suspend random Users. Not many know of their true livings, but as far as anyone is concerned, Mods are a force to be reckoned with, despite their relatively small numbers.
The Mods dwell in the land of Mod Social, where everything goes. Mod Social is quite peaceful, and despite their hidden powers, Mods have never used them against each other. It is here, in Mod Social, our history begins...
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Last updated May 8 2004