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it's fast and furious well well well, it has been a damn long time since you've heard from the boys down at the labs of scottidustries but we have been working hard indeed and you should hopefully see some new work posted here shortly. we here strive to improve you life from every aspect whether it be work or play or playing at work. we know that you dont have time to waste with your busy lives so we try to make getting mudane things down quickly so you can get on with having a good time. a great example of having a good time is drinking beer, as we here at scottidustries have been slogging away in the beer cooling technology deparment. we dont want you hard working men and women having to wait for your beer to cool we want you enjoying that fine amber fluid as soon as possible. after vast research we have uncovered two vital facts to increasing speed and performance of beer cooling: you can see from the picture below some of the research that was undertaken to uncover these vital facts:   thank you and enjoy your evening meal. now i know my abc's im sure i dont have to tell you by now that we here at scottidustries want help everyone in their day to day life, whether you are a rocket scientist or crazy homeless person that everyone makes fun of. we understand that not everyone is comfortable with using computers, we understand that not everyone likes to use them, but we also are aware that they are the way of the future, and this is why ive had the boys down at the labs working on some inovative new ways to help those who are not so familar with computers. after much research to find out the common problems for new users of computers was the hard time they have learning where the keys are on the keyboard, i set the boys to the task and they came up with a pearler of an idea... the alphabetical order keyboard! instead of the keys being in a qwerty or perhaps devorak layout, these keys are laid out in a more sensiable alphabetical order. see the image below for a prototype keyboard  on a stick we here at scottidustries want not only to bring you things to make your life simple and easy, but also fun! ive had the boys down at the labs working overtime in trying to create a new way to make you life more enjoyable and fun. after much brainstorming the boys down at the labs came up with a brillant concept... its really as brillant as it is simple, where is one place where you have lots of fun? at a carnival! why is this? well, we here at the labs think there is a direct link to fun and food on a stick. think about it, hotdogs, corn, fairy floss, all on a stick. the entertainment value of anything is increased ten-fold as soon as its placed on a stick. see below for our expirment;  pretty boring eh?  oh yeah baby! this is want we're talking about!  dont just take our word for it! here's one of our happy test subjects... entertainment galore we here at scottidustries want to keep you entertained to the best of our ability! we try to do this in the most inovative way possible, we like to keep up with all the new technologies. this is why we are happy to present a brand new concept known as "reality television", a few of you may be aware of a current program known as "big brother", well we here at scottidustries are ripping that idea off for your online enjoyment! below you will find a streaming cam into the labs down at scottidustries  just like big brother on television, you get to vote people off! use the easy poll below to make your decision! thank you and goodnight |
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