You leave SC/BW on pause while you sleep.

You legally change your name to your StarCraft nickname.

You start calling people "Terrans".

You say to your dog "Good zergling".

You keep asking the people that sold you your house where the "lift off" button is. Your desktop has a picture from StarCraft on it. You try to lockdown the cop that is chasing your car.

You play StarCraft in your dreams.

You negate the fact that the elephant is currently the biggest land animal -with the fact that it's the ultralisk.

When you are in the airplane, you keep saying "Drop me off here."

When someone calls out your name, you say "You got my attenion" in the firebat voice.

Your SC/BW CD is in your CD-ROM _RIGHT NOW_.

You can repeat all the phrases the units say (including Zerg).

You wonder why the Protoss Temple isn't one of the seven wonders of the world.

You gave your first born to Blizzard in hopes of being on the Brood War beta.

You keep hitting the refresh button hoping for updates at www.blizzard.com cause the daily updates aren't enough for you.

You name your firstborn Jim Raynor. You suspect your friends have been infested.

You wonder if Y2K will stop your tanks from going into siege mode.

Your StarCraft directory takes up more than 200 megs.

You dress up as a Zealot for halloween

You kill your parents and claim to the police that they were "infested to the core".

The StarCraft manual is as important to you as your bible.

You have StarCraft screenshots in your families photo album

You took the time to read all this.

You realize that the aliens in the "Aliens" movies are hydralisks.

You made a StarCraft/Brood War web page.

You have StarCraft/Brood War bookmarks for webpages.

You play Zerg because you think its funny that they are all naked.

You check all the SC web sites 5 times a day.

You say 'No Disconnecting, k?' when you start a game of Chess.

You think your ex-girlfriend is infested when she breaks up with you.

You wonder why everyone is so worried about nuclear war when all they have to do is find the ghost.

You have 4 different CD-Rom drives - 1)StarCraft 2)Brood War 3)Back-up of StarCraft 4)Back-up of Brood War.

When someone asks you to do something you say "I do this for Aiur".

You're afraid there's a lurker in your toilet.

You're afraid to leave your house because a queen might broodling you.

You turn on and off the lights in your house at night to make it look like your producing something.

You bury your puppy and say it's burrowed.

You try to 6 zergling rush your neighbor.

You learned Korean just by being on Battle.net all day.

When you die, people see your ghost sitting at your desk, playing StarCraft.

You celebrate each game you win in a restaurant with your family.

Your wife is gonna have a baby, you ask the doctor if it is a zergling.

You ask Blizzard to make a StarCraft chewing gum.

You bought a bigger monitor just for StarCraft.

You automatically think that any other RTS game sucks, having never played it.

You will have sex with any girl that plays Starcraft.

Battle.net is your social hangout now.

You turn 16, you want a vulture instead of a Porsche.

You won't go anywhere without an observer.

You think that the little voice in your head is actually the Overmind.

You try hallucinating yourself to go to school when you're tired.

You want a pet zergling.

You weaken yourself all the way down to "1 health" to prove the fact that Zerg can heal themselves automatically.

You try searching your phone book for people named Jim Raynor.

You're in a sporting event, and you try casting disruption web on your opponents.

You're at school and forgot your exercise book at home, now you try to recall it.

The pilot invites you to take a look at the cockpit of his jumbo jet. You say "Look at all the pretty lights" and then "I wonder what this button does"... While the jet is going down and everybody is crying out in fear, you only say "May Adun be with you" and "Damn those scourges!"

When your pocket money runs out, you start running about madly, looking for an expansion.

You begin assigning people to groups 1 through 0 in your mind. Parents - Group 1, Friends -Group 2, etc.

When in bed with your girlfriend, you try to merge into an Archon.

When you see a building burning, you think of SCV, not calling 911.

When you're drunk you walk like a dragoon.

You are always saying "gogogo" when in a rush.

When you hear thunder, you think you're being attacked by siege tanks.

You are gonna name your kids Artanis and Zeratul.

When you see picture of pyramids, you think of Lost Temple.

You drink soda and say "Ahhhh, that's the stuff".

When you see a house burning, you go over to it and try to infest it.

You shoot pigeons with your bb gun thinking they're mutalisks.

You think that the Kosovars should build more Turrets

You buy a satellite dish and say it's a ComSat Station.

You believe the President Clinton is an Infested Mengsk.

You wonder how they get so many people on planes when Dropships can only hold 8 people.

You think grocery stores are infested because they sell eggs.