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New Zealand 2003 - Snoring

This is a true story that happened to me on the previous NZ trip.

One night, I woke up for my usual 3.00AM loo visit. I went back to bed. The other 3 fellows (Gordon, Charlie and Harold) were all snoring so loudly that it was deafening and the walls were vibrating. I laid awake listening to the horrendous racket for about an hour and with pillows wrapped around my ears, I finally managed to get to sleep.

In the morning, I was confronted with three bleary eyed individuals with the remark "Jesus Royce, you can snore. You kept us awake most of the night!" I felt like a stunned mullet - absolutely dumbfounded. Of course I told them about the above but they would not accept it. They insist to this day that I was dreaming.

The moral to this true story is "The first one to bed gets the best nights sleep"

Royce Deller

The following by Gordon McFarland