OK kiddies, here's the deal...
I spend between 1-12 hours on MSN most days. That means I'm on all the time.
I use MSN to talk to people if I need speak to them.
Unless I have time, I don't use it to chat for fun.
If I'm on your list and you'd like to chat, I have a little points system that I use.
1. Everyone starts with 30 points.
2. You lose points for doing annoying things.
3. If you're under 15, I'll probably let you start with 40 points because you'll probably lose twenty before you say anything.
4. Your points reset every day.
5. For the purposes of these rules, a new day happens when I wake up in the morning... not at midnight.
6. If your points get down to zero, I will block you straight away without telling you.
7. I might unblock you if I remember but don't take your chances.
| STUPID THING YOU DID | POINTS LOST |
|---|---|
| Lots of unnecessary emoticons (smilies) in MSN name | 1 point per emoticon |
| Stupid sentence in MSN name | 4 points |
| Annoying bad grammar | 5 points |
| Saying "Hi" more than once in 4 hours | 5 points |
| MSN name does not tell me who you are | 10 points |
| Typing in CAPITAL LETTERS | 10 points |
| Asking me where to find this page | 20 points |
| Using "wif" instead of "with" | 15 points |
| Using "dat" instead of "that" | 15 points |
| Asking "Are you there?" in less than 5 minutes since the last thing I said | 15 points |
| Asking me why I'm not talking to you | 20 points |
| Asking me anything about these rules | 25 points |
| Asking me how many points you've got left | 25 points |
| Ignoring "Busy" status without permission | 25 points |
| Adding me to a group chat without permission | 35 points |
| Giving me a time limit to respond to something | 35 points |
| Threatening to block me | 35 points |
You may also find yourself blocked if you:
-include me in a mass email
-invite me to join an online friends network, birthday alarm, etc...
Email the user tredder on optusnet (see URL) to suggest additional rules.
Thanks. Have a nice day.
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