You've heard the saying "You can't buy friendship" and it's true.

But now you CAN rent it!

RENT A BEST FRIEND!
vivica
Buy my friendship

 

Level ONELevel TWOLevel THREE

These Levels of Payment will soon be linked directly to PayPal.
In the meantime you can email your request to violabooks@yahoo.com.au marked Attention Vivica.
Looking forward to meeting you.

This exciting commercial venture is soon to be followed by a similar service meeting another social need -
RENT an ENEMY!

For those people who feel their everyday lives are just too hohum, so mundane and boring they may as well be dead. For a paltry sum we'll provide you with a life full of exciting melodrama; we'll call you with death threats, stalk you, send you anonymous letters demanding money, rob your home and office, steal your car, kidnap your pet/child and send ransom instructions, forge your signature to cause maximum damage to your reputation or spread malicious rumours about you. You'll never be bored again! You'll have many interesting stories to tell at dinner parties and feel safe in the knowledge you are always safe, because you are our treasured customer!

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