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Now you get to see what we do on rainy days in the hideout. We write prose, poetry, short stories, verse or long recipes for dog biscuits.
The sound of busy typing fingers as we sift through layers of memories to write snippets from a past real or imagined.
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Evolution by Danger
Breeding imbeciles
Ugly babies
Or little pigs?
Is Your Partner a Bully?
Time to take control of your life
Treasure the Love
The greatest gift
The Gaming Granny
Watch this granny vanish into the cyber world of The Sims
Virgin Seeds
Men can get you pregnant by giving you a seed. Watch out!
Magic Candles and their Meanings
Pink candles bring happiness
The Time Bank
86,400 seconds are deposited into our accounts every day. How did you spend yours today?
Barcode Wars
Barcodes contain very interesting information.
Memoirs from the First Ecstacy Junkie
My old lady left me for an apache indian.
Getting In The Mood
Digital sketch
The Barber of Grape

... all I wanted from the grape barber was my narrow minded trim
Standing on my Head

Digital Sketch
Beyond The Butthole

A list maker, this is the title of a novel I might write! Maybe.
Short Murder Story

Turn the knife a little
Rip the chest open
Yearning Honesty

.... even if it kills us!
Everlasting Love

Pressed between the pages
Speak To Me

Yr silence hurts
Like a knife in my side
Smokey Tears

Why do the tears leak
out of the side of my eyes
Porcelain Inside

fine glass
Like stalactites on my soul.
Hot Delta of Birth

Voluptous thighs hot
Mountains of pain

Breasts of Suburbia
Prose - Like poached eggs on toast
Make your own Unique Notebooks
Easy to follow instructions to make a simple one-section notebook from scratch
Anger
Squeeze me
& the anger spills in rivulets
William
I don't have anything to say and you don't understand when I do.
Waiting
Twelve nights in another town
waiting still waiting
Hag Lines
Whoever knew a wrinkle could change your life?
Lava of Freedom
Sprinkled wings and centrifuge ...
Twisted Beings
How cruel the fate of disability
Happy Birthday on the 20 January
I wish you could see my life. And tell me what's at the end of it ...
26 of August
Time, just the blink of an eye
that's all we asked
Ode to a Dead Lover
I remember how you bit people at a champagne breakfast.
The Fortune Teller Told Me
I would die when I was 56
Chocolate Prose
We'll birth chocolate babies
And eat them in bed
Jellybean Penis
She never knew if he was inside her or not because he had a penis the size of a jellybean.
Super Creamy Custard
Add vanilla and serve cold with ice-cream.
Easy Homemade Dog Biscuits
Really great to make your own!
Orange Jaffa Cake
Tracey found this one, we all love it.
Jo's Extremely Easy Cake
Even non cake makers can't go wrong!
Butterscotch Caramel
Dad's favourite in our childhood memories.
Quick Demon Paranoia

I have never been alive. I was always dead.
Fill the Void

With legs spread wide
And heart bloody
Don't Touch Me
And enjoy it even if it kills us!

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